The Tourettes Guy

[Lone MacReady II]

Every now and then, I'll quote one of his spergish lines like "shitting out the window and pissing out the window are two different things". Man was a gem.

 

[Bent_Duck]

RONALD McGODDAMN DONALD

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Goddamn i should have known there was a thread for this absolute legend.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

"WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!"
"I DONT HAVE A DICK YOU PRICK!"
"Selena?"
"AHHHHH, SHIT!!!"

 

[Bent_Duck]

"WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!"
"I DONT HAVE A DICK YOU PRICK!"
"Selena?"
"AHHHHH, SHIT!!!"

ALL YOU EVER DO ISS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!! BWUUEEEEH!

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

ALL YOU EVER DO ISS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!! BWUUEEEEH!

"Get cereals thrown at him"
AH, AHHHHH SHIT!

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

OH BOB SAGET!

 

[MultiplyerX10]

 

[Super Hans v2]

TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

UPDATE

APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM!

 

[Bent_Duck]

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WADDAYA MEAN A BIRD?!?!

 

[Bent_Duck]

TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

UPDATE

APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM!

My favorite tourettes Guy quote of all time is either that one or:

YES! I BOUGHT YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE! THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL! AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

 

[puppygirl11061]

Tis the season!!!

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

My favorite tourettes Guy quote of all time is either that one or:

YES! I BOUGHT YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE! THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL! AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I PISSED!!!

Honestly, the videos are true early days youtube content. I remember watching a Dragonball Z video that was Gohan vs Cell that was entirely voice clips of Tourettes guy. Watched that shit almost daily.

 

[MultiplyerX10]

I just found out that the guy that played tourettes guy's dad, Sal Lizard, passed away in april of this year. So, I want to share a few moments that still live rent free in my head in memory of my favorite mall santa look-alike for this time of year.

"WHAT IS THIS!? SHIT LOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY? HUH?"

"YOU CHANGE YOUR DAMN GLASSES MORE THAN YOU CHANGE YOUR DAMN SHIRT! WHY DON'T YOU TRY WEARING A DIFFERENT SHIRT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE?"
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF!"

"FUCK THE PHILIPPINES! They can fill up my ass."

"Hey there's a whole lotta fuckin' going on in this room!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"Well fuck you!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU!!"
"FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!"
"....." (Cuts to them wrestling each other.) "So you wanna talk shit. Huh, Baldy?"

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Merry Christmas and a Happy 25th Anniversary!

Archived just in case.

And a bonus Tourettes Guy video that's deleted back in June 2025. Merry Christmas, Kiwi Farms.

 

[The Backwards Man]

The cleanup and renovation footage was a fascinating echo into the past. Hope this isn't the end of the series.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Hope this isn't the end of the series.

I mean, what else is left after rehab? I doubt they can bring the cameras in there to see how he's handling it.

 

[The Backwards Man]

I mean, what else is left after rehab? I doubt they can bring the cameras in there to see how he's handling it.

Depends on how long he's in there.

 

[KRAINOS]

I just found out that the guy that played tourettes guy's dad, Sal Lizard, passed away in april of this year. So, I want to share a few moments that still live rent free in my head in memory of my favorite mall santa look-alike for this time of year.

"Hey there's a whole lotta fuckin' going on in this room!"

Holy moly, that bit made me laugh so hard when I was a teen it was genuinely painful, RIP Sal.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

"I DONT HATE GAYS. BUT IF SOME FAGGOT TRIED TO TOUCH ME I WOU-"