The Universe

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Do you know that when you look at a star...and you see that light...that star's not even there.

That's just a light...that's just your neighbor, shining a flashlight right into your yard. Lookin for coons.

And he says, "what are you doing in my backyard? with that flashlight?"

And I told him, "I'm shining it in the window so I can teach your son about the universe."

He said, "Get out of my yard, why are you communicating to my son? Why are you in all black hiding behind my bushes, shining a light into my house?"

And I said, "I'm teaching your son about the universe...I'm shining a light right in there and Exploring his room, as he is looking out and exploring the universe. I turn the light off and I see your son go to bed. And I turn the light back on. And I do swirls on his wall like a comet's tail. I do this every night with your son."
 
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Scout Trooper said:
When I was a child, it was believed that there were only 9 planets. But now there's over 90 planets.
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The Universe is a little bit like a human hand. For instance, you have Grauman's...Center, right here, and then you have...Undiscovered Worlds, and...um. Sector Eight.

And up here, it's Tittleman's Crest.
 
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That closed-minded man has clearly never took to heart the phrase "It takes a village to raise a child." You are that village. The world used to understand and appreciate such generosities and kindnesses.

If anything, he should be offering to pay for the batteries for your flashlight.
 
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the universe is beautiful. it's something like a new woman that i was gonna date. you're dark and you're massive and you have a blackhole. and all of those elements i wanna explore just like you would explore on a new date. you wanna dive deep into them and feel around and just see what's gonna come out of that.
 
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Cats said:
The Universe is a little bit like a human hand. For instance, you have Grauman's...Center, right here, and then you have...Undiscovered Worlds, and...um. Sector Eight.

And up here, it's Tittleman's Crest.
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Uh, stars can be fun. A lot of people say, "Donna, you get so wrapped up in the physics of it, don't you have any fun?"

And I say, well, I go up and I look at the stars in my telescope and I see The Little Dipster. And I see The Big Dipster.

Large Marge said:
the universe is beautiful. it's something like a new woman that i was gonna date. you're dark and you're massive and you have a blackhole. and all of those elements i wanna explore just like you would explore on a new date. you wanna dive deep into them and feel around and just see what's gonna come out of that.
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The time it takes to get from one star to another star is instant, you need to go at the speed of light. And us humans can't even fathom the concept of that kind of time because it's really,
really,
really,
really,
really,
really,
really,
really
FUN
to think about taking a speed of light ride.
 
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I think the universe is a hologram, we're just in a very realistic VR game.
 
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