THE VACATION HAS STARTED!!!! - 7/9/18

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LightEmittingDiode

LightEmittingDiode

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Riveting content as usual.

Hooktube link: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=b_FJr-mX5IA

(plz don't feed the Hambeast ad revenue - use the link above)

- 3 hours of sleep y'all! Definitely not related to having sleep apnea..
- The furbabies can't come on vacation and our furmomma is sooooo sad.
- Lezbereal y'all our gurl is gonna take a nap while Becky carts them to the next town over.
- Amber realizes that she has thin lips. Shocking!
- OOTD - Amber doesn't like camo but is wearing it anyway?
- Shot of Becky hauling out the infamous dirty pink sheets ready for Amber to immerse herself in.
- A very young kitten tries to go in to the fag shanty -- RUN AWAY KITTEN! RUN!!
- Amber puts the kitten on her shelf chest and it tries to escape, but she manhandles it back up exclaiming how she wishes she could eat keep it.
- Amber had lipstick on her teeth, she knows, so there is no need to make hate memes y'all!
- Time for a stop at Cracker Barrel! Where the portions are huge and every order comes with biscuits and gravy!
- Pit stop: the front bumper on the car looks like it has scraped the road, suspiciously only on Amber's side. Amber huffs and puffs at this inconvenience.
- At the hotel, "THIS LIGHTEEN THOOO"
- Amber is stoked to have a bath instead of a "walkeen" shower.
- Becky is unloading the car by herself while Amber touches everything in the hotel room.
- Becky brings in MASSIVE pile of pillows and blankets for Amber to make her sweat nest in.
- Amber tests the weight limit on the office chair in the hotel room.
- Nap time for our gorl, she is EXHAUSTED y'all and they are meeting the gays at 6pm at... of course, Cheesecake Factory.
- "Calls out" Eric and Rickey for having lunch at 3:30pm and dinner plans at 6pm, like our dainty gorl doesn't spend the entire day shoveling food in her maw.
- Surprise, surprise.. Amber has a massive plate of orange chicken and rice as per always.
- Amber oohs and aahhs over tacky Target backpacks that would look hilariously small on here.
- TO BE CONTINUED... thrilling.
 
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READY FOR THE TUBE LOL
 
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That kitten needs to stay away from Amber unless it wants to get added to her hoard. I would not put it past her to appropriate the kitten the way she appropriates everything else.
 
Sooooo did Amber not shower the entire “vacation”? Can she actually step high enough over the tub to get in without wobbling over? Or did she borrow Eric and Ricky’s bathroom again?
 
pickleniggo said:
Sooooo did Amber not shower the entire “vacation”? Can she actually step high enough over the tub to get in without wobbling over? Or did she borrow Eric and Ricky’s bathroom again?
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This was just the first half of one day of their trip. Amber can't breathe and can't sleep. Their car is starting to sag on amber's side. They went to the cheesecake factory and target.
 
Amber basically has body dysmorphia. Gorl you are not cute or dainty and never will be. You could be dressed in clothes made out of potato sacks and it wouldn't make much difference in your appearance.
 
You know, usually a vacation is a chance to go somewhere and experience new things. New sights, new kinds of food, new kinds of activities... AL just goes to a Target and The Cheesecake Factory... That's just sad. *sigh*

EDIT: spelling cause I'm dumb
 
pickleniggo said:
Sooooo did Amber not shower the entire “vacation”? Can she actually step high enough over the tub to get in without wobbling over? Or did she borrow Eric and Ricky’s bathroom again?
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No, she forgot to pack towels. Doh!

Those pillows she packed looked nasty. The pillows and sheets looked like from a video where people show dirty hotel rooms and how they don't put on clean sheets between people... only thing AL's is worse and smells.
 
Does Fatty Fatty Twobyfour actually have a job to take a vacation from? Or is her definition of vacation “what I do normally, but in a different location”?
 
pucheenpicaroon said:
This was just the first half of one day of their trip. Amber can't breathe and can't sleep. Their car is starting to sag on amber's side. They went to the cheesecake factory and target.
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I’m just talking about the fact that Amberlynn has to point out the tub-shower. Most people wouldn’t think that noteworthy, but for our big gorl, it’s quite a roadblock and she must subconsciously mention it to us, inadvertently leaking more info to be called out at a later time.
 
So she's OK with sleeping with that nasty ass comforter that Becky was dragging on the ground but not with clean and washed hotel sheets?

WTF. And the bumper is hitting the ground because you've got 800 lbs of gorl in the front seat.
 
andywhorehol said:
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Her eyeliner and lipstick aren't neat. It's like she did each in one swipe and didn't go back and even out the lines. The eyeliner isnt even and there's a lot of little parts of her lipstick where the color bumps out from the line. Two seconds with a cotton swab dipped in makeup remover would easily fix all that. But I guess holding her arm up that much is too strenuous.

Edit: slightly ninja'd

And lol at the spiked choker in the next picture.

Pork rock maybe, but punk rock that ain't.
 
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