The Vaughn Interlude

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Meat Pickle

Meat Pickle

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Lainchu, Watchman and the Cwcki's unofficial insider had just released 20+ pictures worth of information regarding to LAnon/Miss L/Larry Vaughn.
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Cwcki Article for a better read.
 
Chris's skills to butcher english is the only thing that he has improved on over the years.
 
Tikbalang said:
Having your life around Sonic the Hedgehog and MLP doesn't mean you're a furry.
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Cling onto those things long enough and eventually you'll get small trinkets and urges to seek out more explicit artwork on deviantart in hopes to find out if you awakened some new fetish. Eventually you start following independent artists on twitter and Instagram and eventually you fall down a rabbit hole.

It happens to all those degenerates.

Although I will give Chris the benefit of the doubt that he isn't turned on by lesbians in furry suits, just actual lesbians (regardless of his sex drive).
 
The Watchmen kept trying to tell Chris not to engage with Vaughn but he just did whatever he wanted anyway. I like how he claimed being manipulated by Vaughn and making a fool of himself was all part of his plan: "It may only seem we played into their hands, but in reality and ultimately, their justice will be served upon them." Pure cope.
 
Looks like Chris got Null's number on quick dial and uses him as a final trump card. I hope Chris calls 911 instead of Null when Barb's dying.
 
Real G said:
Looks like Chris got Null's number on quick dial and uses him as a final trump card. I hope Chris calls 911 instead of Null when Barb's dying.
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Hello, Joshua. Mother has smelled badly for days, and she's lost all vaginal moisture she had left. Instruct me what to do next!
 
Heh I'm getting flashbacks to the time Jace called Null screaming about wanting to talk to FlyAwayNow and making idle threats that nobody in their right mind would take seriously, complaining about his mom, conspiracy theories about Tupac, and being desperate for any human interaction.

Except that was a character meant to parody people like Chris and DSP but Chris is unironcally that delusional and twisted.
 
It may be an old, if not ancient aspect of Chris's life but sending him pickles will always be a funny reminder of just how big an autist he really is and the utter fool he always will be... So long as there's no throwing them at him or dumping the jar in his briefs.
Mariposa Electrique said:
Hello, Joshua. Mother has smelled badly for days, and she's lost all vaginal moisture she had left. Instruct me what to do next!
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Death would actually make barb the most juicy she's been in years, just not in a good way. More in a "bloated methane gas and putrid fluids from stomach acid to congealed blood escaping from every pore and orifice in the body" kinda juicy.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
The Watchmen kept trying to tell Chris not to engage with Vaughn but he just did whatever he wanted anyway. I like how he claimed being manipulated by Vaughn and making a fool of himself was all part of his plan: "It may only seem we played into their hands, but in reality and ultimately, their justice will be served upon them." Pure cope.
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I don't like victim blaming but Chris is too delusional and it could've used his foresight more to prevent it from happening.

I think when Chris said he foresees it, I think it means cautious
 
The American Hedgehog said:
The Watchmen kept trying to tell Chris not to engage with Vaughn but he just did whatever he wanted anyway. I like how he claimed being manipulated by Vaughn and making a fool of himself was all part of his plan: "It may only seem we played into their hands, but in reality and ultimately, their justice will be served upon them." Pure cope.
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Hindsight is always 20/20. And yet Chris will always fall for someone's tricks.
 
— Psychic investigation with the collaboration of Magichan, Emanuelle GodJesus and OdinBuddha: Pestering Null and asking around Discord: "I-Is this guy who sent me pickles a troll? I'm too retarded to tell!!"

— Everybody tells him "Chris, that's a bear trap", but he still decides to test it with his dick, just to be sure. Claims it as a victory somehow

— Chris thought up a burn two days in advance: he probably employed the whole two days to prepare it, it still was pretty damn imbecilic and weak. Chris laughs at his own retarded non-joke

— Chris laughs at this idiot for being a run of the mill furry, when he is "married" to several sanics and mewtwo, some unclassifiable pokey-man who looks like extraterrestrial miscarriage

— Chris believes possible people being "scared shitless" of him :story:
 
I hope every person quoted in those screenshots gets AIDS and cancer.
 
Zebedee said:
You’ll find that they each medium bleeds somewhat into one another. Take a look at Chris, he is most definitely one in spite of any protests he may make.
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Classic Chris protested. Nowadays he is openly and proudly furry, which only makes him mocking other furries more nonsensical 🤷🏻‍♂️

At least that drawing, deviant as it was, was competently drawn, unlike Chris imaginary harem of mishappen rodents.
 
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