The very first Official Chupa-cabra Troubleshooting thread

[SentinentCloud]

We all had those days when we wake up in the early mornings of the Sierra Maestra mountains to tend to our coke plantanions, but then we realize that our stock of goats has are all dead and their blood drained.

the first reaction of many is naturally to think "fucking niggers drinking my goat blood i hate niggers"

BUT WAIT!!!!!!!

suprisnlgy enough, and very shockingly, this may not be a nigger problem

i present you this:



The chupacabra

now you may be thinking to yourself "why are you creating a thread to post a picture of this tard looking dog you retard faggot"

Calm down you mouth breathing autistic mongoloid, this is not a dog. Chupacabras are a common pests found throughout many mexican countries in south america, and rumored to be found even within certain places on the south regions of the US.

why should you be afraid, and how to deal with chupacrabas? well, lets look into the matter:

1. Chupacrabas eat goats and drink their blood. This is the main issue goat hearders may have with chupacabras, altho the question as to why someone would heard goats in the first place may be more pertinent to the matter

2. A increase in chupacabra sighings may be correlated with a increase of spanish speakers inside your estate. So on top of losing your goats you may find yourself being socially pressed into participating into quinceañeras and seeing seeing your son eventually marrying to a latinha woman who will eventually cute his manhood out while he sleeps

If you have chupacabras tales, tips and solutions to share, feel free to post bellow

 

[Calandrino]

Best design

 

[Car Won't Crank]

@JoseRaulChupacabra what do you have to say about this?

 

[SentinentCloud]

@JoseRaulChupacabra what do you have to say about this?

the coward chupacabra will never show his face here

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

What about the Jewpacabra?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

now you may be thinking to yourself "why are you creating a thread to post a picture of this tard looking dog you retard faggot"

Get out of my head.

 

[SentinentCloud]

What about the Jewpacabra?

A creature almost too dark to think off

 

[Night Crawler]

I remember when this shit started back in the 90's. I think it started on Puerto Rico. It was just some dog with mange.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

The dreaded chupacabra only has one true weakness and that's the delicious taste of chupa-chups.

They where created, with the help of Salvador Dali, to ward off and destroy the evil goat sucker. What looks like a simple display is actually a totem of grand power warning all chupacabras of there impending doom if they get even a whiff of these incredible confectioneries

 

[SentinentCloud]

The dreaded chupacabra only has one true weakness and that's the delicious taste of chupa-chups.
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They where created, with the help of Salvador Dali, to ward off and destroy the evil goat sucker. What looks like a simple display is actually a totem of grand power warning all chupacabras of there impending doom if they get even a whiff of these incredible confectioneries

i disprove of such soy ways of disposing of chupacabra, kids these day dont know the trill of chasing chupacabra butt naked and only armed with a makeshif bow and some toilet paper

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

@JoseRaulChupacabra what do you have to say about this?

the coward chupacabra will never show his face here

Chupacabras aren't real. They can't hurt you.

 

[SNU]

Is it at all related to the chupapijas?

 

[Doppelmonger]

Try rebooting your Chupacabras by putting it on a darker place first. That solves most of the problems

 

[SentinentCloud]

Chupacabras aren't real. They can't hurt you.

youa re done goat sucker

 

[Coldgrip]

Have you tried punching them? That seems to work on most things.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

youa re done goat sucker

Goats getting sucked dry isn't happening, but it would be good if it did.