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- Aug 18, 2022
We all had those days when we wake up in the early mornings of the Sierra Maestra mountains to tend to our coke plantanions, but then we realize that our stock of goats has are all dead and their blood drained.
the first reaction of many is naturally to think "fucking niggers drinking my goat blood i hate niggers"
BUT WAIT!!!!!!!
suprisnlgy enough, and very shockingly, this may not be a nigger problem
i present you this:
The chupacabra
now you may be thinking to yourself "why are you creating a thread to post a picture of this tard looking dog you retard faggot"
Calm down you mouth breathing autistic mongoloid, this is not a dog. Chupacabras are a common pests found throughout many mexican countries in south america, and rumored to be found even within certain places on the south regions of the US.
why should you be afraid, and how to deal with chupacrabas? well, lets look into the matter:
1. Chupacrabas eat goats and drink their blood. This is the main issue goat hearders may have with chupacabras, altho the question as to why someone would heard goats in the first place may be more pertinent to the matter
2. A increase in chupacabra sighings may be correlated with a increase of spanish speakers inside your estate. So on top of losing your goats you may find yourself being socially pressed into participating into quinceañeras and seeing seeing your son eventually marrying to a latinha woman who will eventually cute his manhood out while he sleeps
If you have chupacabras tales, tips and solutions to share, feel free to post bellow
the first reaction of many is naturally to think "fucking niggers drinking my goat blood i hate niggers"
BUT WAIT!!!!!!!
suprisnlgy enough, and very shockingly, this may not be a nigger problem
i present you this:
The chupacabra
now you may be thinking to yourself "why are you creating a thread to post a picture of this tard looking dog you retard faggot"
Calm down you mouth breathing autistic mongoloid, this is not a dog. Chupacabras are a common pests found throughout many mexican countries in south america, and rumored to be found even within certain places on the south regions of the US.
why should you be afraid, and how to deal with chupacrabas? well, lets look into the matter:
1. Chupacrabas eat goats and drink their blood. This is the main issue goat hearders may have with chupacabras, altho the question as to why someone would heard goats in the first place may be more pertinent to the matter
2. A increase in chupacabra sighings may be correlated with a increase of spanish speakers inside your estate. So on top of losing your goats you may find yourself being socially pressed into participating into quinceañeras and seeing seeing your son eventually marrying to a latinha woman who will eventually cute his manhood out while he sleeps
If you have chupacabras tales, tips and solutions to share, feel free to post bellow
youa re done goat sucker