The Water Cooler - Have a paper cup and talk.

[Monolith]

* swishes water in cup*
It's because they're cheaper. Boss man just trying to save every penny, as per usual.

*snorts, takes sip*
I'd get more work done if I could just drink at my desk.

 

[Shidoen]

*snorts, takes sip*
I'd get more work done if I could just drink at my desk.

*take out emergency cup*
Null needs to spend more on an office like Newgrounds instead of making those hooligans stop sending child porn.

 

[Resident Evil]

*drinks out of plastic water jug I brought from my class*

Saving money to the best of my ability.

*empty’s in one swig*

Sorry, I have to return some video tapes.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

*chugs water*
I don't mind if this shit is good or not, but i've starting to see things in the horizon... near that desk.
*chugs the same water*
That's... a ghost? Oh, it's my wife.
*chugs again*

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Joke's on you, I urinated in the water cooler.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Joke's on you, I urinated in the water cooler.

*spits out water in disgust*
Gross; are you serious?

 

[tehpope]

 

[Shidoen]

Joke's on you, I urinated in the water cooler.

Jokes on you, I replace the water cooler after the act and put it in a quaint little shop called Sneed’s Feed and Seed

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Jokes on you, I replace the water cooler after the act and put it in a quaint little shop called Sneed’s Feed and Seed

Thank you! I didn't want to drink piss water. Also, wasn't that shop owned by someone before Sneed? I forget the name, but I think their name started with a 'C'.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Jokes on you, I replace the water cooler after the act and put it in a quaint little shop called Sneed’s Feed and Seed

Foiled again, I'll get you next time!

 

[Shidoen]

Thank you! I didn't want to drink piss water. Also, wasn't that shop owned by someone before Sneed? I forget the name, but I think their name started with a 'C'.

It was also located in an area where top management could get some relief.

 

[I am vomit]

*lifts the water jug, sticks used gum in it*
Another day at the office.

 

[Shidoen]

*lifts the water jug, sticks used gum in it*
Another day at the office.

hmm, flavored water.

 

[Jason Wynn]

*fills cup. Sips*

Everybody’s workin’ on the weekend

 

[Cup Noodle]

Is this the truth of middle management. We never had a water cooler. I was also in middle management and the other middle manager above me was prone to threaten customers with physical violence, but the middle manager above him liked him so it was ok. I quit but it seems that they are both gone now. Now I work for a person. We can square off eye to eye and work out our differences and that is a godsend.

 

[Krystal]

*grabs cup, fill it with water, takes sip*
So did everyone remember to sign Debra's birthday card?

 

[Shidoen]

*grabs cup, fill it with water, takes sip*
So did everyone remember to sign Debra's birthday card?

I heard she got her tubes tied so we're gonna need a very convincing birthday card.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

*grabs cup, fill it with water, takes sip*
So did everyone remember to sign Debra's birthday card?

Oh my God. I've been calling her Diana this whole time.

 

[Orange Tabby]

Fuckin Mondays amirite?

 

[Shidoen]

Fuckin Mondays amirite?

Garfield ruined that phrase for me.