It's fun to compare them to his (alleged) afternoon encounter where he wore an apple condom at her request, gave her a barb-style massage and a gift basket of "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the 1990 WTJU jazz marathon, Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser.", and a post-date phone call where she gushed about his male prowess.