The "Why didn't Chris like X?" thread

[Yawning Squirtle]

Re: Why didn't he get into Thomas the Tank Engine?

However I'd disagree with spaps point about "just cuz I don't sperg constantly doesn't mean I don't like it" regarding Chris. The only things you can have a conversation with him about are his spergy obsessions (as evidenced by the interview.) Chris may be aware of other things, but he doesn't like them like normal people.

Comparing Chris and spaps (for arguments sake), I can talk to spaps about evil dead, but then I can evolve the conversation on the other shit, like zombies, or horror movies or whatever, something that's not his sperg subject. Spaps would also probably be able to uphold a conversation about shit doesn't care about either (say if I started sperging about some shitty horror film).

Chris is incapable of doing this. It seems very much like Chris is either "talk for 6 straight hours about it" or "no comment". The guru larry interview shows this. Interviews are supposed to naturally progress and whilst I know larry isn't the most articulate person in the world, there are times when to can see him ushering in a new topic slowly and Chris just drags them back to his LBP sperg. He probably does enjoy other shit, but major passively to the point where I ge the feeling he has no opinion.

Nah, that's really not the case. People frequently seem to see Chris in absolute terms a lot more than than's actually the case. I mean, it's not unreasonable, because, y'know, autism. It's like people assuming absolutes about his mcdonalds consumption and his other interests. Sure, Chris mostly spergs about what everyone associates him with (because he's said public things about them) but he's still had other, little cartoons interests and video games he's played and he actually has opinions on them sometimes.

Those opinions are mostly the same as his recent Sonic rant. Usually him complaining about something that pissed him off. And even if he's talking about some minor interest of his that no one's aware of, he still knows some relatively obscure details about them. Or they're obscure to me. Like apparently there was a girl turtle in some TMNT show at one point?

Yeah, I think people have come to expect that Chris will be exactly like the CWCki portrays him (eat McDonalds every day, etc) when he probably has other interests, even if they're not that important to him. He talks about God of War, for example, on one of those Big night out videos, and it's not something people usually mention when talking about his favorite games and stuff.

I agree he has limited social skills, and can't really carry on a conversation like most of us can, but isn't that more due to autism than to a limited range of interests? I dunno.

 

[spaps]

Re: Why didn't he get into Thomas the Tank Engine?

However I'd disagree with spaps point about "just cuz I don't sperg constantly doesn't mean I don't like it" regarding Chris. The only things you can have a conversation with him about are his spergy obsessions (as evidenced by the interview.) Chris may be aware of other things, but he doesn't like them like normal people.

Comparing Chris and spaps (for arguments sake), I can talk to spaps about evil dead, but then I can evolve the conversation on the other shit, like zombies, or horror movies or whatever, something that's not his sperg subject. Spaps would also probably be able to uphold a conversation about shit doesn't care about either (say if I started sperging about some shitty horror film).

Chris is incapable of doing this. It seems very much like Chris is either "talk for 6 straight hours about it" or "no comment". The guru larry interview shows this. Interviews are supposed to naturally progress and whilst I know larry isn't the most articulate person in the world, there are times when to can see him ushering in a new topic slowly and Chris just drags them back to his LBP sperg. He probably does enjoy other shit, but major passively to the point where I ge the feeling he has no opinion.

Nah, that's really not the case. People frequently seem to see Chris in absolute terms a lot more than than's actually the case. I mean, it's not unreasonable, because, y'know, autism. It's like people assuming absolutes about his mcdonalds consumption and his other interests. Sure, Chris mostly spergs about what everyone associates him with (because he's said public things about them) but he's still had other, little cartoons interests and video games he's played and he actually has opinions on them sometimes.

Those opinions are mostly the same as his recent Sonic rant. Usually him complaining about something that pissed him off. And even if he's talking about some minor interest of his that no one's aware of, he still knows some relatively obscure details about them. Or they're obscure to me. Like apparently there was a girl turtle in some TMNT show at one point?

Yeah, I think people have come to expect that Chris will be exactly like the CWCki portrays him (eat McDonalds every day, etc) when he probably has other interests, even if they're not that important to him. He talks about God of War, for example, on one of those Big night out videos, and it's not something people usually mention when talking about his favorite games and stuff.

I agree he has limited social skills, and can't really carry on a conversation like most of us can, but isn't that more due to autism than to a limited range of interests? I dunno.

Should we also note that he seems to like Duke Nukem Forever, even though he hasn't said a word about it?

 

[GFYS]

Re: Why didn't he get into Thomas the Tank Engine?

 

[captkrisma]

Re: Chris and Megaman

Someone had to make it.

What power do you absorb when you beat him?

I'm guessing the ability to run over people in your van.

 

[Xanatos]

Re: Why didn't he get into Thomas the Tank Engine?

Like apparently there was a girl turtle in some TMNT show at one point?

That would be Venus from the short lived live action show The Next Mutation. It's pretty much universally reviled and rightly so. Even TMNT's creators refuse to acknowledge she ever existed.

...Don't tell me Chris actually liked that show...

 

[Fictional]

Chris states 'hygiene' as the reason for not having any desire to have anal sex (in a conversation log between him directly with a 'girl'), yet his personal hygiene is terrible and he lives in a house of squalor?

I'm guessing the answer to the question is that Chris doesn't like the idea of Anal sex with a female because he sees it as too gay?

 

[The Hunter]

Chris states 'hygiene' as the reason for not having any desire to have anal sex (in a conversation log between him directly with a 'girl'), yet his personal hygiene is terrible and he lives in a house of squalor?

I'm guessing the answer to the question is that Chris doesn't like the idea of Anal sex with a female because he sees it as too gay?

And just like that, as soon as I poke my head into the Chris forum, I'm out again.

 

[CatParty]

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but seriously, these "Why didn't Chris like X?" are kinda weak. and i do appreciate champthom making one general thread for these, but i would encourage this subject be kept to a minimum.

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm guessing the answer to the question is that Chris doesn't like the idea of Anal sex with a female because he sees it as too gay?

Or perhaps a subtle subconscious reminder of .

My question is WHY DIDN'T CHRIS LIEK ██████?!

Someone had to make it.

What power do you absorb when you beat him?

I'm guessing the ability to run over people in your van.

I thought it would be the power to tard rage and yell ineffectively at trolls. Or stress sigh and shit yourself. Probably all of them, but hopefully not at once.

 

[Marvin]

Like apparently there was a girl turtle in some TMNT show at one point?

That would be Venus from the short lived live action show The Next Mutation. It's pretty much universally reviled and rightly so. Even TMNT's creators refuse to acknowledge she ever existed.

...Don't tell me Chris actually liked that show...

He liked and knew about the character at the very least. Mostly because she had tits. (or at the very least, she did in his head)

Chris states 'hygiene' as the reason for not having any desire to have anal sex (in a conversation log between him directly with a 'girl'), yet his personal hygiene is terrible and he lives in a house of squalor?

But he doesn't know that his personal hygiene is terrible. And the house being a mess is Barb's fault.

I'm guessing the answer to the question is that Chris doesn't like the idea of Anal sex with a female because he sees it as too gay?

Heh, he'd have anal sex with a woman when he's the passive partner.

 

[CatParty]

yeah he thinks anal sex is when he gets penetrated

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Chris states 'hygiene' as the reason for not having any desire to have anal sex (in a conversation log between him directly with a 'girl'), yet his personal hygiene is terrible and he lives in a house of squalor?

I'm guessing the answer to the question is that Chris doesn't like the idea of Anal sex with a female because he sees it as too gay?

Thomas the Tank Engine to the butt secks. This escalated quite quickly.

 

[TheRetroReplay]

Re: Chris and Megaman

I think Mega Man is one of those games that Chris likes but then never talks about. Like how he played and enjoyed God of War but he never talked about it. Same goes for other titles like Brutal Legend, he talked about it and apparently loved it, but only mentioned it once.

There's a difference between games Chris likes and games Chris obsesses over. He's obsessed with Sonic and Little Big Planet as they show up in a majority of his work. He likes God of War and Brutal Legend but they never show up in anything he does and he never really talked about them. Chris likes Mega Man, but he's not obsessed with it.

 

[LionSandwich]

Re: Why didn't he get into Thomas the Tank Engine?

I think if he was exposed to it, he would have clung to it like the fly/honey metaphor. Autistic obsessions usually are what they first see and understand. Thomas has all those elements and also contains the obsession autistics have with good and evil. The evil trains are always derailed and humiliated by the good trains and this leads autistics to believe that this is the what justice is. Chris seems to have that kind of thinking with his trolls.

 

[Marvin]

Re: Chris and Megaman

I think Mega Man is one of those games that Chris likes but then never talks about. Like how he played and enjoyed God of War but he never talked about it. Same goes for other titles like Brutal Legend, he talked about it and apparently loved it, but only mentioned it once.

There's a difference between games Chris likes and games Chris obsesses over. He's obsessed with Sonic and Little Big Planet as they show up in a majority of his work. He likes God of War and Brutal Legend but they never show up in anything he does and he never really talked about them. Chris likes Mega Man, but he's not obsessed with it.

Chris'll sperg publicly about video games that have a creative aspect that he can use to stuff Sonichu into every crevice he can.

 

[BlockyStyle]

Re: Why didn't he get into Thomas the Tank Engine?

I agree with the consensus that Chris already had his major obsessions in place by the time Thomas came around, but god damn it imagine if his lego CWCville had a toy railway infrastructure!

Also

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[Tubular Monkey]

Re: Chris and Megaman

What power do you absorb when you beat him?

When you beat him, you lose the ability to understand why Wily has banned you from his castle. You attempt to get in anyway, with the aid of your creator, Trash Woman, but you're quickly destroyed by JERKbots.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Moving away from buttsecks . . .

Why doesn't he like YouTube Poops and other mashups? I've seen some incredibly stupid and funny stuff, so it would have to go along with his random access sense of humor.

 

[LordCustos3]

Re: Why didn't he get into Thomas the Tank Engine?

Please forgive the momentary thread hijack.
I think somebody asked a similar question in the Yuku iteration of the forum....

I just remember something about "Paddingthomas the Tank Bear"....which....to be honest, is a show I'd happily tune into. It sounds so genteel while being utterly \m/ METAL AS FUCK \m/ at the same time.

That is all. Thread hijack over.
I now return you to the thread already in progress.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Moving away from buttsecks . . .

Why doesn't he like YouTube Poops and other mashups? I've seen some incredibly stupid and funny stuff, so it would have to go along with his random access sense of humor.

Because he doesn't want to hear Robotnik shout "PINGAS" hundreds of times. The Sonic franchise is a STRAIGHT franchise without any PINGAS in it, no shadow of a doubt.
If he shouted "China", on the other hand...