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No, stalker children, Windows is not broken. You bloody behenchode bastards will enjoy prison.Crossposting from the Linux thread with more info:

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No, stalker children, Windows is not broken. You bloody behenchode bastards will enjoy prison.Crossposting from the Linux thread with more info:

Every day my decision to never update Win11 looks better and better.Crossposting from the Linux thread with more info:
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They just straight up managed to break the entirety of WinRE in a stable branch.
Windows at least has an RE, and one that even a noob can navigate. Most Linux distros only leave you with chroot.No, stalker children, Windows is not broken. You bloody behenchode bastards will enjoy prison.![]()
I don't get it, we didn't have a recovery system in Windows for the longest time and now it's an essential feature?Windows at least has an RE, and one that even a noob can navigate. Most Linux distros only leave you with chroot.
It never solved any issue with broken Windows installation in my case. Most of results combine some DCIM shit command that is useless and doesn't find the problem with boot option.Windows at least has an RE, and one that even a noob can navigate.
You'll still have to get the update 2026 chuddie.You VVILL be happy with it as well.Every day my decision to never update Win11 looks better and better.
I am honestly surprised Microsoft has not shut down that site and exploits. Maybe cause most people do not use it and pay?https://massgrave.dev/ they would have to use this to activate Office.
They tolerate it because it keeps people inside the windows ecosystem.I am honestly surprised Microsoft has not shut down that site and exploits. Maybe cause most people do not use it and pay?
Like 90% of Microsoft is Indian, or relies on Indian labor. Not only do they appreciate the scam, they probably heavily rely on the scam for their business partners.You'll still have to get the update 2026 chuddie.You VVILL be happy with it as well.
I am honestly surprised Microsoft has not shut down that site and exploits. Maybe cause most people do not use it and pay?
It's a feature. The standard alternative on the other side is chroot.I don't get it, we didn't have a recovery system in Windows for the longest time and now it's an essential feature?
Access to a fully functional OS for purpose of recovery is bad how? Even CLI is sufficient, because GUI is optional on Unix inspired systems.Linux's equivalent of "safe mode" being a fullscreen terminal or a live CD has always been a bigger issue.
What teriyakiburns said and also they still make a buck off of data collection on those illegitimate copies. MAS is the highest starred PowerShell project on GitHub which belongs to Microsoft and they don't give a shit. I've heard rumors that internally Microsoft also sometimes uses MAS simply because it's convenient.I am honestly surprised Microsoft has not shut down that site and exploits.
So is Windows To Go.The only reason why Windows has Windows RE anyways is because most users are unlikely to have the installation disk or usb drive with all the recovery tools handy, or are unable to make one. I think I still have rescutux on my ventoy drive and that's far more useful then Windows RE
And who has a Windows To Go stick handy? In fact is it even possible to make one if you're current system won't boot and your other systems don't run Windows?So is Windows To Go.
Dude every single piece of information I found told me that I needed to buy a hardware TPM to install Windows 11 because I have a 7th gen Intel processor and it's unsupportedDoes that not fall in line with Windows 11's entire motto of "It doesn't matter if your PC can run it, if we say it can't it can't" and that's one of the many things we hate it for?
Of course I watched it, I'm still going to laugh at how Microsoft was able to have this happen.
I have several SSDs with it, and it's a selectable option in Rufus. You probably can put it as an image on a Ventoy, but I haven't tested that yet. (What you definitely can do is set up a VM with a Windows installation and boot the VHD via Ventoy, albeit without Secure Boot.)And who has a Windows To Go stick handy? In fact is it even possible to make one if you're current system won't boot and your other systems don't run Windows?
More reasons not to update.The last two cumulative Windows updates have
1 - fried SSDS
2 - broken USB support for external peripherals
Jesus Christ, is this that elite human talent from India corpos keep sperging over?
I need to quote myself again, because there is an even easier and more straightforward way to fix the issue. It works without even having to reboot.Self-quoting because I found a way to solve it.
So, apparently, the message doesn't go away if you block Microsoft's telemetry servers, e.g., via your Windows' hosts file or a firewall blocklist. The solution is to temporarily re-enable/unblock telemetry (you may have to restart), search for updates again. The message should be gone now, and Windows Update should tell you that you're up to date. You can now block telemetry again, until next time when they fuck up again.
If it still doesn't go away, check in Regedit whether the DWORD (32-bit) value "DisableOneSettingsDownloads" under HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\DataCollection exists, and is set to 0. If it doesn't/isn't, then create it and/or set to 0.
One more thing: That message may also persist if you've used an ESU token hack on your device. In that case, you need to remove that token, typically using the same script you've used to install it. LTSC doesn't need any such tokens.
I have a 7th Gen Intel Cpu and had to do the workaround to get Windows 11 going and wondered the same thing. Copilot says this:Dude every single piece of information I found told me that I needed to buy a hardware TPM to install Windows 11 because I have a 7th gen Intel processor and it's unsupported
But 7th gen Intel supports firmware TPM as an option in the bios. It's supposedly not enabled by default but most boards seem to enable it by default anyways
So.... why the fuck are 7th gen processors unsupported again? It's purposefully ambiguous Jewish lawyer nonsense
So in other words, their reasons are retarded.While many 7th Gen Intel CPUs (like the i7-7500U or i7-7600U) do support TPM 2.0 and Secure Boot, Microsoft’s compatibility criteria go beyond those basics:
- Virtualization-Based Security (VBS): Microsoft required hardware support for MBEC (Mode-Based Execution Control), which improves memory isolation and is better implemented in 8th Gen and newer CPUs.
- Driver support and reliability: Microsoft ran telemetry on crash rates, driver stability, and performance across CPU generations. 7th Gen chips reportedly showed higher failure rates under Windows 11 workloads.
- Instruction set enhancements: 8th Gen CPUs introduced improved instruction pipelines and cache logic that better support Windows 11’s multitasking and security demands.