The Wordle thread - Let's join the rest of the world and sperg out about a simple word game

[Harvey Danger]

Wordle 1,468 4/6

 

[AnOminous]

Wordle 1,468 6/6*







Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck these dumb words. Fuck my awesome words not being the Wordle.

My name is not important. What is important is what I will do to the Wordlefag.

 

[gmax alcremie]

Wordle 1,468 4/6*

 

[Endless Torment]

Wordle 1,468 3/6

 

[Tingle]

Wordle 1,468 5/6







Fuck.

Wordle 1,468 6/6*







Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck these dumb words. Fuck my awesome words not being the Wordle.

My name is not important. What is important is what I will do to the Wordlefag.

Legends tell of a pale-skinned redditor chained in the deepest pits of the NYT office basement.
"Squib..." he mutters, shaking his head. "Forte!" He shouts to no one, his head jerking back, fingers grasping at the binding of a decades-old Merriam-Webster. He tosses it aside angrily, fondling magazines from aeons past, wrinkling pages and crumpling articles pulled straight out from piles of thousands more. Eyes that have never seen the light of day scan over yellowed pages of text, a bony finger foreign to the touch of a woman tracing across dry ink and ancient footnotes. His touch halts, a thick, split fingernail parting before the five letters like a divining rod toward a literary well. The wicked thing's mouth purses in almost wondrous anticipation, pupils shaking like a madman in fervor.
"Offer." The word escapes in a whisper, a sly smirk forming at the corners of his mouth. Cracked lips pull back, brown and crooked teeth grinning down at yet another stupid fucking word for the day's wordle. "Bet they've never heard that one before!"

 

[Virgil19]

Wordle 1,468 3/6

 

[Cassius Crayfish]

Wordle 1,468 5/6*







WordleBot
Skill 71/99
Luck 51/99

I was wrong, Kazuhiro got a 3 and he was the first one, how did he get today's Wordle so early?

Timezones. It gives you the wordle of the day based on your device's clock.

 

[kazuhiro]

Wordle 1,468 4/6*

 

[Frankly my dear]

Wordle 1,468 4/6

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Wordle 1,468 5/6*







Quite tilted.

 

[Frick Marisa]

Wordle 1,468 5/6







No more double letter words! I hate them!

 

[Bonedome]

Wordle 1,468 4/6






Solution path/rant:
My second guess was Force. My third guess was "Orfes" idk what the fuck that word is but it took it.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Wordle 1,468 X/6

 

[neu]

Wordle 1,468 3/6

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Wordle 1,468 3/6*

 

[Tom Bombodildo]

Wordle 1,468 5/6






Bleh

 

[UnclePanda]

WTF word was that:

Wordle 1,468 6/6








Not a native speaker, so I interpreted the final - er as a suffix, so "off-er" became "the person who offs". I just realised it is a verb/noun.

 

[Catnip Smokes]

Wordle 1,468 4/6*

 

[kazuhiro]

Wordle 1,469 6/6*

 

[Virgil19]

Wordle 1,469 2/6