the world doesn't need lawyers

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Sargon's wife's son

Sargon's wife's son

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I was talking to my friend who's a compliance lawyer and he was describing his day-to-day job where he just looks through paperwork to make sure you in compliance with the overly complicated building codes of my state and I realized something the only reason we have so many damn lawyers and have a need for lawyers because we have made the legal system overly complicated talmudic nonsense.


every time I'm scrolling through YouTube shorts like an idiot I come across all of these subhuman personal injury lawyers who make me want to shoot every single lawyer I see with how scummy they sound and how they justify acting like the epitome of ambulance chasing scum.

minded me of one of the reasons that a lot of Supermarket chains don't give out a lot of the out-of-date food to Charities because they would be sued which is patently ridiculous that you can sue a food bank for giving you free food because you may have gone sick from them I honestly think the entire world would be better off if we had every single lawyers publicly executed
 
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I was talking to my friend who's a compliance lawyer and he was describing his day-to-day job where he just looks through paperwork to make sure you in compliance with the overly complicated building codes of my state and I realized something the only reason we have so many damn lawyers and have a need for lawyers because we have made the legal system overly complicated talmudic nonsense.
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Your almost at the right answer. The reason we have more lawyers isn't because of the legal system, but because of the massively inflated, overly regulated, and unnecessary bureaucratic systems in place that demand such massive legal systems to exist in order to support it.

Getting rid of lawyers only solves the symptom, not the core disease. Cure the core disease and the symptom will quickly solve itself.
 
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I need lawyers because lawfare is more ethical compared to actual warfare by other means. Wimpy, coke-addicted lawyers in ill-fitting suits are usually preferable to a gang of goons when it comes to forcing people to do stuff that they don't want to do. It helps us to appear civilized.
Sargon's wife's son said:
every time I'm scrolling through YouTube shorts
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You should not be permitted to express your opinion anywhere.
 
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Just wait till they finally make AI lawyers.
It's coming, it's just a matter of time.
An entire industry will disappear overnight and everyone except now ex-lawyers will be happy about it.
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
when Saint Justinian performed the legal system in the Roman Empire he fit all of the legal codes in a 2000 page book.
the entire US legal code should be in a 500 page book written in very simple plainly recognizable English and not talmudic legal mumbo jumbo.
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Justinian was no saint, but his wife Theodora was hot as fuck. She's probably the one woman in history I'm attracted to via mosaic.
 
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I laughed at this unsolicited confession of your taste. Stay straight out there, boys
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Stay strong brothers.

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John Stossel had a pretty good video about this; I will link you to it, but basically because of politicians that want to look good, we have thousands of laws that just about everybody has broken without even knowing it. This has led to parasitic lawyers taking advantage of these seemingly well-intentioned laws, such as the ADA.
 
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Buddy, the world doesn't need the entire "justice" system. Lawyers are just mercenaries for this pathetic charade. If you have to engage in their gay little subversion of combat, you'd rather have a trained fighter than lower yourself to their grimy depths.
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
I was talking to my friend who's a compliance lawyer and he was describing his day-to-day job where he just looks through paperwork to make sure you in compliance with the overly complicated building codes of my state and I realized something the only reason we have so many damn lawyers and have a need for lawyers because we have made the legal system overly complicated talmudic nonsense.
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Bullshit jobs. That's what you are figuring out here... The concept of bullshit jobs.
 
The fact lawyers appeal to the emotions of a jury is equal parts dystopian and logical. "This is the law: Now, what do we think about that? Let's discuss". Bro what? You studied law; state what the law is and why you're right in your conclusion. Nah, you appeal to other people in society and have them pass judgement. It's poetic in a way.

Then there's the 5000000 other lawyers who get into defending corporations cause it pays better.
 
The prevalence of lawyers in 'Murca is because of it's Common Law system, Specifically, courts having a wider leeway than in Civil Law countries, and court precedents overriding existing, written down laws. You can have a law in books that's been there since 1951 and says one thing, and a landmark case in say 1996 where a court in Mississippi has decided it's the other way around, and it's your/your lawyer's problem if you don't know about the latter. Add to it the size and decentralization of US, regulatory agencies being allowed to essentially make their own laws, and...

You can generally be your own lawyer in everyday matters in Civil Law countries if you're not a retard. Still wouldn't want to represent yourself in court though. Or sign a seriously expensive contract.
 
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The prevalence of lawyers in 'Murca is because of it's Common Law system, Specifically, courts having a wider leeway than in Civil Law countries, and court precedents overriding existing, written down laws. You can have a law in books that's been there since 1951 and says one thing, and a landmark case in say 1996 where a court in Mississippi has decided it's the other way around, and it's your/your lawyer's problem if you don't know about the latter. Add to it the size and decentralization of US, regulatory agencies being allowed to essentially make their own laws, and...
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that's more invention of the later United States of America America America used to be very strict on what words actually mean.
never minded me of this guy who jumped into a basement on a job site I was working on and he had already sued a previous employer by jumping into the basement for 500 Grand and winning so yeah that's why I generally hate lawyers people literally will hobble themselves and win lawsuits
 
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