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The World Doesn't Seem To Understand What American Food Really Is

To a lot of people from other countries, the idea that American food belongs in the same class as the great cuisines of the world — Italian, French, Japanese, Mexican, and so forth — is abject blasphemy. (It's not just Europeans, but they seem overrepresented here.) American food? Isn't that just McDonald's and KFC? The sentiment seems like it runs along illogical lines: "Dumb Americans with unhealthy fried foods; they can't possibly compete with the culinary creative genius that provided us with ortolan or the toast sandwich." Others, in particular, seem to believe the only type of cheese we have here is Kraft singles — as if your average Kroger cheese aisle in rural America doesn't feature a selection that would drive Chester Cheetah to go lie down until the room stopped spinning.

The confusion over American food is understandable. But non-Americans who believe American food is just fast food simply do not understand what it is, nor do they care to try it. These same people often wrongly insist America doesn't have a culture, even though the U.S. is clearly dozens of cultures stacked on top of each other in a trench coat. (Which, to wit, is how you get a country that can produce both the Chicago-style hot dog and jambalaya.) In fact, therein lies the secret of what makes American cuisine so special.

Sometimes critics forget the actual origins of American food

The biggest problem with declaring that American cuisine is "just burgers" is it ignores the galactic-sized culinary contributions made by Native Americans and how they impacted food on a gargantuan, global scale. Corn, tomatoes, peppers, pumpkins, turkey, peanuts, and potatoes are all foods that are now integral to myriad cuisines on a worldwide scale; every last one of them came from the Americas and were first domesticated by indigenous peoples. Depending on who you ask, it might be less common for a specific dish created by North American Indigenous peoples to make it into the broader modern American culinary lexicon (though it does happen, as in the case of popcorn), but to deny their influence is to erase a titanic culinary legacy. And there are indeed popular Native American foods prevalent in areas of the U.S. regardless — fry bread, anyone?

But therein lies the problem. To many outside the U.S., "America" is only white, Anglo-Saxon America. Given the long history of colonialism and its refusal to acknowledge the validity of Indigenous peoples, it's perhaps unsurprising that they do this with non-white aspects of American culture and cuisine, but they'll even do it to other European-influenced foods. Watching someone deny that New Orleans cuisine – probably the jewel in America's culinary crown, a magnificent melding of Afro-Caribbean, Native American, and French influences — is American "because New Orleans was a French colony" boggles the mind. The irony is the blending of culinary influences they deride is far more emblematic of the best parts of American food than McDonald's.

Americans edit and refine food with a passion

While a lot of other cuisines are tied to "that's just how it's done" dogma, Americans, at least food-wise, have two culinary superpowers: fusion and editing. Because our history is shorter than most countries and we're not as dogmatically tied to tradition, Americans (particularly those in more marginalized communities) are often the only ones creative enough to think something like, "Hey, what if we combined Vietnamese food with hot dogs?"

We might not be the only ones to try out fusion (for instance, the U.K.'s classic fish and chips have some pretty significant Jewish roots), but Americans tend to go at the idea hard. We've created foods like sushi rolls (California rolls, unsurprisingly, aren't a thing in Japan), Tex-Mex, and American Chinese food, let alone the 2010s' trend towards new fusions.

Editing is more subtle, but possibly even more important: nobody can take an existing food and make it better like Americans. We didn't invent the hamburger, but we edited it into something far greater than its original form since the original version of the hamburger wasn't served on a bun and resembled Salisbury steak more than anything else. The same phenomenon has happened with plenty of other foods — notably pizza, whose original Neapolitan form is eaten with a knife and fork and only nominally resembles what you'll find in an American pizzeria.

American food is a sum of its parts

It should therefore go without saying that American food is also far more than hamburgers, fried chicken, and pizza. The Reuben sandwich, king of all sandwichdom, was invented in Omaha. Spam musubi, the signature dish of Hawaii, was probably created as a result of the prevalence of canned U.S. military meat products in Hawaii during World War II. A bagel with lox and cream cheese is probably the other iconic New York dish alongside pizza, and it was invented in the Big Apple in the early 20th century.

There are also dozens of lesser-known but brilliant American regional dishes. Ever heard of crab pretzels? They're soft pretzels topped with crab dip and cheese and baked, and they are sold absolutely everywhere in Maryland (even at the Maryland Ren Faire). However delicious you think they are, trust that they will exceed your expectations. Conch fritters, a legendary food of Key West, is by all accounts the best seafood item you've probably never eaten. Taylor ham is one of many signature New Jersey eats, but don't hold that against the Garden State — it's delicious.

This goes back to the lack of one unified American culture. America is a wildly varied country, with dozens of cultures and subcultures stacked on top of each other, and since food is culture, culinary diversity is only inevitable. Combine that with our proclivity for fusion cuisine and you wind up with creations unlike anything anywhere else in the world.

American food is improvisational in a way other cuisines often aren't

Our abilities to harness fusion and editing within the culinary sphere make it clear: America is able to take influences from every other possible global source and use them to create something wholly new and unexpected. Just because our cuisine hasn't remained largely unchanged for hundreds of years doesn't mean it's somehow lesser than a recipe eaten by King So-and-So XVI at his coronation feast centuries ago. People from other countries often seem either unwilling or unable to understand that America's penchant for trying something wholly new and unexpected is what makes our food great.

American food creativity isn't slowing down, either. The more recent rise in popularity of Korean food in the U.S. has led to some truly interesting ideas, including Roy Choi's efforts to combine Korean and Mexican food with Korean BBQ tacos. Vietnamese and Cajun cuisine is another natural combo, considering both areas have histories of French colonialism. And more and more restaurants are embracing "chaos cooking," with menus containing dishes from a variety of cuisines.

American food is experimentation, it is boundary-breaking, it is culinary jazz. It pushes the very frontiers of what's possible to do in a kitchen. Does it always work? Of course not, Cincinnati chili exists, so yeah, sometimes we're so preoccupied with whether or not we could that don't stop to think about whether we should. (Only joking, Cincinnati! You do you.) But we'll never stop trying, even if the world doesn't want to understand that's what makes it great.
 
I'd argue the issue is that American food varies greatly from state to state. What is commonly served and especially how is comparable to how Euro food varies country to county. Euros can not comprehend this, and only end up exposed to the fast food giants we export. Its no different then how people outside of Italy think all Italian food is just pasta and American Pizza. If we were more prideful, we would likely be as loud and annoying as euros that bitch constantly about American misconceptions of their own food.
Take the hot dog for instance. I have been to Europe, and these people think all chicken/pork instead of pure beef make a good hotdog. Even Oscar Mayer is better than their dogs.
 
The article also overlooks a major portion of American food consumption: home meals that consist of the holy trinity of meat, starch, and vegetable, done with minimal processing because the ingredients are high-quality enough that they can stand on their own without needing much in the way of preparation. Put some butter on those green beans and noodles, some salt and pepper on the beef, and you're good to go. It's not how a restaurant would usually do it, because you go to restaurants for fancier things that you wouldn't want to do yourself, but it is how many Americans eat.
 
I've made lasagna AND tacos in my own kitchen in the same week, while the convenience store down the road has a rack of such local oddities as whoopie pies and 75 flavors of potato chip just inside the door...... to be an American is to have so many food style choices that to an outside observer, it's culinary schizophrenia.

And it's DELICIOUS.
 
The article also overlooks a major portion of American food consumption: home meals that consist of the holy trinity of meat, starch, and vegetable, done with minimal processing because the ingredients are high-quality enough that they can stand on their own without needing much in the way of preparation. Put some butter on those green beans and noodles, some salt and pepper on the beef, and you're good to go. It's not how a restaurant would usually do it, because you go to restaurants for fancier things that you wouldn't want to do yourself, but it is how many Americans eat.
When I think of "American food" I think of Americana and "little house on the prairie" type of food. I think of casseroles and pot roast recipes from America's Test Kitchen cookbooks.

First off, a lot of that type of cooking is simply dying out as our grandmamas die out. Second, sugary processed food becomes more and more popular as homemakers in general die out culturally.
  • Apple Pie (american as)
  • Thanksgiving dinner
  • Cobb salad
  • Mac and cheese
  • American styles of BBQ
  • Clam Chowder
  • Buffalo sauce
  • Boston creme pies
This reminds me of that meme where the kids were asked to draw "what represents America" and they all drew brands like Starbucks and Walmart, instead of anything like eagles or the president.

Probably the most "cultural" dish I have is the stews that my grandparents make. Yes other cultures have stew. But the way they make the stew is what makes it American. They were taught to make that stew by THEIR grandparents.
 
We're not going to be allowed to eat beef soon, and you're going to wish it was rats once the WEF is done implementing their agenda.

Americans will be eating genuine cricket paste, and 3x as much, while Yuropoors will be on rationed cockroach-based substitute. (Where did all the Turks go? Don't ask.)
 
Americans will be eating genuine cricket paste, and 3x as much, while Yuropoors will be on rationed cockroach-based substitute. (Where did all the Turks go? Don't ask.)
So basically it's Soylent Green but with insectoid vermin instead of human. Also makes me think of that King of the Hill episode where Luann joins a cult.
 
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Your average Indian in India does not eat Butter Chicken with fresh Naan. He eats green mush ball with rice.

Compare that to the UK and USA. The Queen's favorite food was Shepherds pie and everybody in the country ate that. Likewise, the US President eats the same deli sandwich, takeout and burgers as the local greasy shirted fatty.
 
I’ve had some pretty good food in the states. Louisiana in particular. Also some amazing steak - I was always shocked at the portion sizes though. Maybe that’s changed with inflation etc but the first time I was given a steak in America it could have fed a whole family.
Lots of things got bigger instead to justify the increased price that's mostly labor cost. Can't stand it. Some kind of fucked up value image thing.
 
if the american version of a food features less authenticity like no bones, no veins, and no tendons, then fuck yeah give me the inauthentic americanized version.

so many ethnic restaurants will serve you chicken with 98 veins and cartilage still attached to it with like 4% of it being edible meat surrounded by chewy vile nonsense.
 
Apple Pie (american as)
As I'm sure we all know, the apple pie is from 14th century England. You just pinched it and claimed it was yours.
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Which is, let's face it, the most American thing possible.
God bless you, you thieving cunts. ♥️
 
America often improved foods and it caused the countries where those foods came from to become incredibly insecure about it. Like the improvements to foods like Pizza and Hamburgers compared to their original incarnations is incredible.
Agreed.

The last time this came up (or a similar issue, it was some asian american bitching about white people wearing their clothes), I said:
It is America's manifest destiny to absorb all foreign culture. We will adapt the useful aspects and leave the stupid parts on the sidewalk for seagulls to (resentfully) pick over.

If that is not to your liking, I'm really sorry. Let's schedule a meeting time to discuss the repatriation of your precious culture. How about Tuesday, about half past never? Does that work for you?
I stand by it.
if the american version of a food features less authenticity like no bones, no veins, and no tendons, then fuck yeah give me the inauthentic americanized version.

so many ethnic restaurants will serve you chicken with 98 veins and cartilage still attached to it with like 4% of it being edible meat surrounded by chewy vile nonsense.
I don't think of myself as a sensitive eater. I can deal with a decent amount of the real biology that goes into the meaty parts of my meal. (And sometimes that's part of why it's delicious, like with chicken wings or certain types of organ meats.)

But yeah, there's a Jamaican restaurant that I try to like. Taste-wise, the food is absolutely delicious.

But goddamn, they don't know how to butcher a cut of meat. I swear, it's like they took a machete to the goat or chicken, gave it a few whacks, and said good enough and tossed it into the pot. Full of little bone fragments.
 
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I've made lasagna AND tacos in my own kitchen in the same week, while the convenience store down the road has a rack of such local oddities as whoopie pies and 75 flavors of potato chip just inside the door...... to be an American is to have so many food style choices that to an outside observer, it's culinary schizophrenia.

And it's DELICIOUS.
It's great. I can have orange chicken and rice one night, spaghetti the next, and literally no one in their right mind over here thinks that's weird. It's like Pokemon- gotta eat them all lol
 
This is like how black people think Whyte pipo don't sneedson they food because their only reference point for "white people food" is public school and prison.

Edit: I'm seeing a lot of people saying American foods are very sweet and sugary, but I think that is a lot depending on region and where you live. At least to me, comparatively a lot of East Asian food is disgustingly sweet to my American palate. Even the bread and soups. Most places I've gone to in America it's considered a compliment if a dessert is "not too sweet."
 
a lot of East Asian food is disgustingly sweet to my American palate
I don't know how it is in the US, but here (netherlands) all the average to low-tier asian restaurants are overly sugary. When you go to a good restaurant or eat almost any prepared food in east asia itself, (even street food) that is actually very rare if not completely non-existant.
What they're offering isn't east asian food, it's dishes that sell well and are cheap to prepare that vaguely resemble asian dishes. Over here the easy way to tell is to look at the other customers and if there aren't any asians among them, you know it's going to be shit.
 
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