The world ends in 30 days, how will Kiwi Farms react?

[Colon capital V]

End of world scenario: giant asteroid, will pretty much incinerate anything on the surface.

I can already imagine a few posts that'll spring up:
"Fake and gay"
"This glows"
*doomposting*
"It'll just miss us"
(Some guy posting giant walls of NIGGER as his last message)

And as a bonus, news articles will come out and blame the right for letting this happen somehow.

 

[Doji]

Finally.

 

[Just A Butt]

why would the news blame the right when the left is in control?

 

[Retink]

"Lawls, normies finally gonna get it."

"Reality is fed posting again."

"Niggers did it."

 

[Colon capital V]

why would the news blame the right when the left is in control?

One last attempt at polarizing and splitting people before space niggers bolders' us.

 

[Hot Daddy Hard Nipples]

Shit ourselves and do nothing.

 

[Just A Butt]

bold to assume they would tell us anyway

 

[Justtocheck]

Complain that Chris won't be suffering in jail for a long period of time as he clearly deserves.

 

[William]

Try to time my last cum to the meteor impact.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Fuck around doing whatever I feel like for 29 days and 55 minutes. In those last five minutes, I knock back a shot of whiskey, smoke the last cigarette of my life and blow my brains out, going out on my own terms.

You can’t fire me, world! I quit!

 

[独人13]

 

[batterybee]

at least there will be no more neighbours

 

[axeltrite]

We would archive all the lolz that ensue for the future alien civilizations who find our ruins.

 

[batterybee]

We would archive all the lolz that ensue for the future alien civilizations who find our ruins.

i give aliens permission to use my account if they need :3

 

[Zvantastika]

We'll make bets on which lolcow will do a flip first and put a "trannies removed" counter on the front page. Probably make a thread to upload funny posts from preppers gloating how their tepees and holes in the ground will somehow keep them safe.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

"Good"

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Dox myself and then post a video of me preparing to punch the asteroid back into space

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

spend my entire bankaccount on raw dogging asian hookers til we all die.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd join a group to "acquire" a rocket into space so we could live a bit longer.

 

[Amphotericin B]

We would start to have dreams of Null telling us to migrate to Colorado to establish the Kiwi Free Zone.

At the same time, Redditors would have dreams telling them to to Las Vegas. They end up getting nuked by one of their own. That’s what happens when you put failed, mentally ill men in positions of power.