The World's First Gamer Nut Butter Is Made For Gamers To Eat While Gaming - Finally, Nut Butter for Gamers!

[Pimpleking55]

Hey you fat neet gamer, we have made this for you so you can clog your veins even faster. High calorie filled to the brim with sugar and sure to give you every kind of diabetes. And if you emptied the jar, you can fill it with shit so you dont have to fill your diaper.

 

[Haint]

Should have put it in a tube.

NASAs been doing this since the beginning of the space race. Current year, gamers still can't figure out how to eat between stroking the controller and their penis. This is not nutrient dense fuel for high intensity work outs. It high sugar, processed junk for lazy fat asses. Not going too lie, it's a good product strategy to keep dopamine depressed screen addicts glued to the gaming products.

 

[EnemyStand]

NASAs been doing this since the beginning of the space race. Current year, gamers still can't figure out how to eat between stroking the controller and their penis.

I just put the controller down and take a break when it's time to eat. You know, because I'm a grown up and do boring grown up things like eat at the table like a human being.

 

[Haint]

I just put the controller down and take a break when it's time to eat. You know, because I'm a grown up and do boring grown up things like eat at the table like a human being.

General rule in my house. No eating in front of a screen.

 

[Naitsirhc Rodriguez]

General rule in my house. No eating in front of a screen.

Good rule. Eating and gaming is how you get moldy takeaway boxes and piss jars.