The worst part about the Kiwi Farms?

[dysentery]

Deep Thoughts

 

[Cake Farts]

Null

 

[Next Task]

I don't need to know how you'd like to fuck a lolcow. Definitely not repeatedly or in graphic detail.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Cis white men.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

So many threads (I'll admit I'm guilty of causing this too) follow this sort of cycle: New happening, Joke with 20x Winner ratings, reaction, reaction, somewhat off-topic tangent, reply to tangent, reply to tangent, joke with 4x Agree and a thunkful rating, late reaction, late reaction. Repeat cycle from the first joke until another happening is.

Of course this is because it's a forum, but sometimes threads will have 20+ pages of this shit and it's a pain in the ass to figure out what the fuck people are talking about. Jim's dox is probably the most extreme example because the happening itself was spread out, and each piece of information had the cycle going on between them

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

People who think they can be clever with cows or outsmart them.

 

[Cake Farts]

It’s a bit daunting to read/keep up with the megathreads. While the wiki helps to some extent with summing up the cow’s history, larger threads are always in media res so it’s a bit challenging to post in it without disrupting the flow of the conversation.
Plus I don’t want to go through 300+ pages just to check whether or not the stupid joke I want to make has been posted already or not.

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

Probably the forced sodomy.

Some had to be forced more than others though...

 

[Snuckening]

the :autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

 

[0 0]

The fact that I'll most likely never get a chance to hang out with people on these forums outside of them.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

The fact that I'll most likely never get a chance to hang out with people on these forums outside of them.

 

[ES 148]

The backstabbing atmosphere. Obviously you can be friendly off-site but there can be times where you might be worried they're just seeing if you're cow material.

 

[0 0]

Probably the forced sodomy.

Well, I mean, without a screening process, how else are you gonna have an exclusive forum?

 

[Raging Capybara]

The "Winner" and "Agree" ratings, they're so easy to farm, I prefer more challenging ratings like "Drink" and "Feels", or even "Informative" since that's the only really positive rating on this site.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

A&H

Still banned?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Deep Thoughts turning into a clone of A&H day by day.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

The lack of maintenance of wiki pages for cultcows that mandates their status as cultcows.

Russel Greer and YandereDev are big ones. So much information just gets lost in thousands of pages of posts and discussions that it makes the thread impenetrable to newcomers and makes it hard to pin down the actual facts of what happened and when. Recently a streamer has been sourcing the farms for information about Greer but they got some of the information wrong just because it’s not summarized anywhere and digging it out of thousands of pages is impossible.

A good example of this thing handled properly is the Dobson thread, where a tumblr has been created that quickly summarizes all of his major events and has a pinned megapost of all of his fuckery for the last few years.

 

[Black Waltz]

responding to questions with :autism:

 

[Ass eating cunt]

@Ass eating cunt

 

[J A N D E K]

Being mistaken for a troll, when you are being entirely genuine... in those rare, fleeting moments your tiny reserves of kindness and empathy kick in.