The Worst Shows You Used to Watch When You Were a Kid - I.E. Childhood shows that make you cringe in retrospect.

One of my local stations had a live kids show with a fed up, clearly alcoholic ex policeman who saying phoning it in would mean he made some kind of effort.
They'd show 2 1/2 minute clips of Hanna Barbera cartoons from mid episode so you had no idea what was going on until they were nearly over. I did like the segments where they had animals from the local zoo.

Still, the kids were happy to be on live tv and the show endured until I guess his liver gave out


I would have paid money to see this. Angry, alcoholic kids show hosts are my jam.

This next show was actually broadcast in 1972, but they kept rerunning it throughout the 80s:


The giant hippo still gives me nightmares, although the rest of the cast is alright...
 
I would have paid money to see this. Angry, alcoholic kids show hosts are my jam.

This next show was actually broadcast in 1972, but they kept rerunning it throughout the 80s:


The giant hippo still gives me nightmares, although the rest of the cast is alright...
I can't find much of anything on it save for that it existed and when the host died ,which wasn't that long ago.
The bumpers for the local Foxkids affiliate were pretty cool, I checked up recently to see if the host was still doing tv. Nope
 
CHiPs. In my defence, I was a little kid and I thought the motorbikes were cool.

I also watched The Smurfs, although the cringiest part is that I had the Smurf game for the ColecoVision (and it's not the ColecoVision that's giving me the cringe).
 
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Silverhawks was my jam when I was a kid. It's not bad, just no big deal, since it's just Thundercats in space with a birds of prey motif, but I thought it was neat.

I still kinda like it, more out of nostalgia than anything. TALLY-HO!
 
I remember being very hostile to Mighty Morphin Power Rangers when it came out because my area cancelled Reboot when it came out. I liked that show, terrible early 90's 3D and all.

I bet The Pirates of Blackwater is absolutely terrible if watched now, but I loved when it came out as it did have a running plotline.
Power Rangers was pretty easy to hate back in the day. It was a little kids show, despite the violence and SFX scenes. I was in 4th or 5th grade when it got big, and clueless relatives got me Power Rangers toys for some of my last toy Christmases. :cans: Much sadness.
 
Power Rangers was pretty easy to hate back in the day. It was a little kids show, despite the violence and SFX scenes. I was in 4th or 5th grade when it got big, and clueless relatives got me Power Rangers toys for some of my last toy Christmases. :cans: Much sadness.
I was a little younger than that when it first was brought over, but I have zero nostalgia for Power Rangers because I was the one kid who wasn't allowed to watch it. Not because of violence, though; my mom tested out a single episode with me and thought it was too "weird" (Japanese) and dumb so I wasn't allowed to watch it ever again.
 
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When I look back, Rubik the Amazing Cube was so cheesy that I'm surprised the cartoon lasted three months even if the Rubiks Cube was quite the fad at the time. It just goes to show that making cartoons based on popular fads either proves to be a hit or a major flop with little in between.

The original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I dare you to watch even a single episode of that shit. You'll want to blow your brains out.
TBF, Power Rangers as someone already mentioned followed some Japanese series in terms of having the latter as its source for stock animation and fight scenes. The only real problem with that (and related shows such as VR Troopers and Beetle Borgs) was that once the stock footage was used up, that was it. There was no ability to deviate from the source footage, something that stifled any opportunity to make these shows creative and impressive on their own.

  • Sad attempts to make a Made in USA toku, like Big Bad Beetleborgs.
  • I also remember VR Troopers, which are three different japanese tokusatsu series mend together, if my memory serves me correctly.
  • Does anybody remember Mummies Alive? Ninja Turtles, except fucking mummies discovered by some kid.
Mummies Alive seemed to have an interesting enough premise, but it always felt as if the writers didn't know what to do with it. This is probably why it barely lasted for one season and failed to reach the 65 episode threshold needed for syndication from what I remember. Once again, this was an example of a failed attempt to cash in on the fad of the time -- which in this case was mummies.

I'll also add another one: the Dungeons & Dragons 80's cartoon that didn't even have an ending. It was alright for me when I was little, though even back then I didn't know why the designated knight couldn't have a sword, but now it seems trite.
I'm willing to bet that the sword was removed to comply with the 80s standards for cartoon violence. Many cartoons were watered downed or defanged to make sure they didn't have too much violence, and they had to have an end-of-episode moral such as "Don't play in the street" presented in the campiest, cheesiest way possible. Other cartoons from the era such as MASK, He-Man, She-Ra, etc. also had these elements. In the case of MASK, the crime-fighting plots gave way to vehicle racing (of all things) for the final 10 episodes without warning largely in part to comply with the mandate to tone down the cartoon violence. To this day, many people that grew up watching the show absolutely hate the ten racing episodes with a passion and prefer the first 65 episodes before the switch.
 
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Power Rangers was pretty easy to hate back in the day. It was a little kids show, despite the violence and SFX scenes. I was in 4th or 5th grade when it got big, and clueless relatives got me Power Rangers toys for some of my last toy Christmases. :cans: Much sadness.
Pretty much the exact opposite for me really, I couldn't get enough of it. I drew the line at Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills, though. Got to have SOME standards.
 
The Nintendo cartoons passed me right by as a kid, but I remember renting them on VHS because the kids section at my local video store was $1 for kids tapes and I'd get to get one on top of a game. Since we've already talked about some of the weird Mario cartoons, I'll share the Donkey Kong Country series instead:
So it's not as bad as a lot of other stuff that's been posted, but I don't remember anything worse currently. Probably tinted by nostalgia, but I enjoyed catching a few episodes a while back. And for a 1997 kids show it's CG isn't actually that terrible; I've seen worse nowadays.
 
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Surprised no one has mentioned this so far, but the show was Wayside. I'm pretty sure it was based off some books, but damn, if you put a gun to my head, I couldn't tell you anything about it but one joke that I remember telling my mom because kid me thought it was hilarious. The weird kid had an orange in a birdcage as his pet, and he said it's name was "Red". Kid me might not have been the brightest. I don't know why I remember that shitty joke, but I do I guess.
The Wayside School books were some of my favorites growing up. There was a lot of surreal humor that couldn't really translate properly to the screen, so you needed to use your imagination for some things to make sense. That's why the TV show never worked. Plus it was a boring run-of-the-mill cartoon even without the influence of the books.
 
You woke up a memory I should have left dormant. I myself never liked this, but I watched it anyways because it was in the same cartoon block that would later air Slam Dunk and Rurouni Kenshin.

I'll also add another one: the Dungeons & Dragons 80's cartoon that didn't even have an ending. It was alright for me when I was little, though even back then I didn't know why the designated knight couldn't have a sword, but now it seems trite. Neither of the characters are particularly memorable, save for their worse traits. Plus they didn't know if they should follow the source material to a T or do their own thing. Also, whenever that fucking unicorn neighs, my urge to kill rises, preferrably her and the stupid barbarian kid who always sided with her.
Worst, it's become quite the cult classic here in Brazil. I'd say it's the third most popular 80's cartoon here, after He-Man and the Thundercats. Guess airing this shit over and over makes one build a tolerance that becomes enjoyable.
There was an official final script for Dungeons and Dragons and the episode was recently finished. This is canon, btw

 
I doubt anyone here knows about Baby Huey, but it was an old comic from the 50s about an overgrown retarded baby duck that had a few cartoon adaptations. It was brought back in the 90s and was obviously influenced by Ren and Stimpy because I mainly remember Baby Huey constantly shitting himself.

You hit mine here, baby huey was horrible.

The funny part is that his cartoon adaptations were later paired with some of the best non-Warner/Hannah Barbara cartoons on vhs such as "crazytown".


The company "harvey comics" made that nonsense lol.
 
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I think my 8th grade math teacher showed us an episode of that once. Unless there were two shows about using math to solve crimes in the same time period.
 
The Wacky World of Tex Avery
Cheap animation, cheap gags, annoying voice acting and every single character looks like they need to be kicked in the teeth.

And then there's Butt-Ugly Martians
Which, to be fair, isn't horrible but rather so bad it's kinda entertaining

And since @Hackallier already mentioned Agapio's Digimon and Silver Fang, here's a sample of their singing talent in My Little Pony. It's burned into my mind because my sisters watched it..
 
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