the worst takes on kwiki

[ArgonianVoter]

There are tons of bad takes on kiwi farms.
Some of them are meant to be bad, some are jokes, some are just unpopular opinions,
but here we want the worst of the worst, show us your best bad takes and turn this thread into a gold mine.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Josh's opinion on American cheese. There's plenty of dairy farms in the US that produce decent cheese that isn't cheddar. It's his most autistic take in my personal opinion.

 

[Calandrino]

Josh's opinion on American cheese. There's plenty of dairy farms in the US that produce decent cheese that isn't cheddar. It's his most autistic take in my personal opinion.

Perhaps we could compile a list of a hundred or so of his takes and take a vote on which is the most autistic.

 

[CallmeCicada]

 

[retartedconspiratard]

Thread idea sounds familiar.

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

If we're counting takes that proceeded getting your own thread I'll go with a classic:

Minors deserve to to be harassed for calling grown men playing genshin impact pedos.

 

[Prince Loki]

Just because a troon likes Dark Souls/Fallout/Undertale doesn't mean you can't enjoy these properties as well. Constant purity spiraling over this will do nothing but bring you to misery at the end of the day.

 

[ArgonianVoter]

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Thread idea sounds familiar.

not really, I know there's one similiar but that's just quotes. this is genuine BAD takes.

If we're counting takes that proceeded getting your own thread I'll go with a classic:

Minors deserve to to be harassed for calling grown men playing genshin impact pedos.

yeah, I suspect most of them will predate the thread that's fine.

 

[Super Malario]

The victim blaming SSJ_Ness did on that thread about children being sexually abused and his whole doubling down over his retarded comments that eventually led to his ban.

 

[Spunt]

OrsonZedd/Alan White's "leave Keffals alone" may not be the most original bad take, but it did result in a phonebooking, a thread, and the discovery of a mountain of Donkey Kong porn.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Alex Hogendorp’s constant defense of how he’s totally not a pedophile for jacking it to drawings of mutilated children.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

People who think using the spoiler format for messages they want to “get off their chest” somehow absolves them of ridicule.

That was actually the origin of the random.txt “I like the idea of fucking dogs” came from. It doesn’t matter if it was public or private, that nigga still wrote it

 

[Nick Gars]

Just because a troon likes Dark Souls/Fallout/Undertale doesn't mean you can't enjoy these properties as well. Constant purity spiraling over this will do nothing but bring you to misery at the end of the day.

I can still feel the taint of estrogen proliferate my being through psychic forces of faggotry.

Don't be wishing that evil on people, Ricky Bobby.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

OrsonZedd/Alan White's "leave Keffals alone" may not be the most original bad take, but it did result in a phonebooking, a thread, and the discovery of a mountain of Donkey Kong porn.

It may not be the most original bad take, but it is definitely the most ontological.

 

[Jobama]

People who think that actual lolcows like Bossman are boring but then exclusively post in sektur/eceleb threads like Rekieta.

 

[Kether]

Some guy said that only pedos ask questions and that has to be the worst take.

Josh's opinion on American cheese. There's plenty of dairy farms in the US that produce decent cheese that isn't cheddar. It's his most autistic take in my personal opinion.

people forget Josh grew up on food stamps and was a vegetarian his entire childhood, asking him about american food is like asking a black person about white people's cooking, the closest example they both have is the free lunch in public school. i'd be shocked if Josh has ever had a steak and how long before he stopped asking for them well done.

Perhaps we could compile a list of a hundred or so of his takes and take a vote on which is the most autistic.

he saves his real autsitic stuff for twitter, look what he said your reward should be for deporting enough indian people from the US.

him banning @CallmeCicada was easily his worst take

 

[Electric Pence]

Just sift through my post history.

 

[JULAY]

Just because a troon likes Dark Souls/Fallout/Undertale doesn't mean you can't enjoy these properties as well. Constant purity spiraling over this will do nothing but bring you to misery at the end of the day.

If you like anything that a troon ever liked, you might as well get it over with and immediately troon out yourself because your fate is already sealed.

 

[oldTireWater]

People who think that actual lolcows like Bossman are boring but then exclusively post in sektur/eceleb threads like Rekieta.

Worse are the people who think Bossman is a good person underneath the addictions and want to see him turn his life around.

 

[Prince Loki]

If you like anything that a troon ever liked, you might as well get it over with and immediately troon out yourself because your fate is already sealed.

Isn't this an extremely autistic take (And not in a good way) itself? Why do I have to play the same five Sharty recommended Chudslop games over and over?