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Didn't require sleep. I do love the taste of fresh fruit.

Would you rather live a life of boredom or a life of suffering?
 
Ventrue said:
Didn't require sleep. I do love the taste of fresh fruit.

Would you rather live a life of boredom or a life of suffering?
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A life of boredom. At least there’s less a chance of absolute suffering.

Would you rather elect Walz or Ramaswamy as your governor? Or, if you want to simply it, would you rather import Somalians or Indians?
 
I'd rather import Indians.

Would you rather be known as 'Brian Big Nipples' or 'Tony the Perv'?
 
Turquoise said:
I'd rather import Indians.

Would you rather be known as 'Brian Big Nipples' or 'Tony the Perv'?
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Brian Big Nipples. People would know that I have big nips. The perv one leaves them wondering if I'm the fun kind, or the "hide your kids" kind of pervert.

Would you rather be able to speak all human languages, but with a pajeet accent (including your native tongue)

Or speak all human languages but you slip up every now and then and say something inappropriate at random. Not like tourette's, but at least one out of every 200 words you say is fucked.
"I'd like a cup of coffee" could end up being "I'd like a cock of coffee".
 
I’ll take the Indian accent version! The accent or the language(s) themselves don’t bother me.
This way, I could work as an interpreter without the risk of causing a diplomatic incident!
Besides, I can always say I developed foreign accent syndrome after a migraine.

Would you rather… Be transported 50 years backwards in time, of 10 years forwards?
 
10 years forward to President Fuentes' America.

Would you rather your dad was Jordan Peterson or Jesse Lee Peterson?
 
The Last Stand said:
You already the answer to that question if you know me.

Would you rather be hungry or thirsty?
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I'd rather be thirsty.

Would you rather gain 5 pounds every day regardless of what you ate until you cap at 300lbs or would you rather lose 5 pounds a day regardless of what you ate until you bottom out at 110lbs?
 
nycifer said:
Would you rather gain 5 pounds every day regardless of what you ate until you cap at 300lbs or would you rather lose 5 pounds a day regardless of what you ate until you bottom out at 110lbs?
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Who says that the pounds would be fat? I’d be jacked as hell.

Would you rather take a huge hit of salvia or take 1000mg of Benadryl?
 
nycifer said:
would you rather lose 5 pounds a day regardless of what you ate until you bottom out at 110lbs?
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I’m practically living that now, so that one.

Would you rather milk a cow or sheer a sheep?
 
The Last Stand said:
Would you rather milk a cow or sheer a sheep?
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Shear the sheep because cows are really smelly up close.

Would you rather have toes as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your toes?
 
Oongok said:
Shear the sheep because cows are really smelly up close.

Would you rather have toes as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your toes?
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Fingers as long as my toes. People would just think I'm a thalidomide baby from the 60s whereas massive long toes would render me a true freak.

Would you rather have Steve Austin's talking voice or Art Garfunkel's singing voice?
 
Turquoise said:
Fingers as long as my toes. People would just think I'm a thalidomide baby from the 60s whereas massive long toes would render me a true freak.

Would you rather have Steve Austin's talking voice or Art Garfunkel's singing voice?
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Garfunkel because I could make some money off of YouTube covers.

Would you rather have your dream home but it's clearly haunted by a spooky malevolent ghost, or be homeless (you can't rent or crash at someone's place, hotels count too) but you're a billionaire?
 
Wilson The Ball said:
Would you rather have your dream home but it's clearly haunted by a spooky malevolent ghost, or be homeless (you can't rent or crash at someone's place, hotels count too) but you're a billionaire?
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What about cars/vans/etc.? Or, do we forgo one of the basic human needs?

Either way, probably billionaire. Can just jet to sunny beaches and not worry about shelter too much.

Would you rather:
  • Have unlimited money, but you can only get $1,000 at a time in exchange for getting kicked in the groin. No PPE allowed.
  • Travel anywhere instantly, but your nails can never grow long enough to fully cover the quick.
 
ChompChomp said:
What about cars/vans/etc.? Or, do we forgo one of the basic human needs?

Either way, probably billionaire. Can just jet to sunny beaches and not worry about shelter too much.

Would you rather:
  • Have unlimited money, but you can only get $1,000 at a time in exchange for getting kicked in the groin. No PPE allowed.
  • Travel anywhere instantly, but your nails can never grow long enough to fully cover the quick.
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The 2nd one. Can't be having my unmentionables kicked.

Would you rather have to wear Coldplay shirts and jackets every day or have to wear a little Jew hat every day?
 
Turquoise said:
The 2nd one. Can't be having my unmentionables kicked.

Would you rather have to wear Coldplay shirts and jackets every day or have to wear a little Jew hat every day?
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Coldplay gear. Even though I'm 1/8th Jewish on my mum's side, I couldn't bear to wear a yarmulke everyday. Once you notice 'em, you can't unnotice 'em, and they're unflatteringly geeky looking.
 
Would you rather be a lodger at Ernest Hemingway's place (not the time he lived on a boat), or Benjamin Franklin, when he was writing Poor Richard's Almanack?
 
Wot Zit Too Yah0996 said:
Would you rather be a lodger at Ernest Hemingway's place (not the time he lived on a boat), or Benjamin Franklin, when he was writing Poor Richard's Almanack?
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Benjamin Franklin. I could ask him tips on how to score older women.

Would you rather have your favorite restaurant mess up your order or have your favorite food be poorly made at some low-rate place?
 
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