~Gaston Takes Away Marina Seadrift’s Already Loose Grasp on Her Sanity~
Chapter Four: Anticlimax
By Atropos
“You want this back? Well, all you gotta do is say yes!” sneered Zapata. The Beast growled in anger, refusing to respond to the nightmare. Zapata started to wave the glass around in her hand, making it look like she was about to drop it.
“Put that down!” Beast threatened at the top of his lungs. Zapata giggled.
“Not likely.” She said as she took out her dirty handkerchief from before and wiped some rain off of her face. As she was saying that, Silver made his way to an open window on a turret and ducked inside for some cover. He fired off another shot from his arm cannon. Perry and Jack leapt out of the way while Zapata rolled to the side, still clutching the rose.
“Stop interfering! You’ll break it!” The Beast yelled at Silver, who ignored the Beast’s request and began charging another shot.
“Exactly, Silver! Stop interfering!” Perry taunted as he drew out a revolver, and took aim at Silver’s head. The gun looked as if it were modified to fire the same shadow-y projectiles that the Pearl had been equipped with. Perry fired at Silver, but Silver ducked back into cover at the right time. The impact from the shot left a pretty nasty blast in the turret. It seemed that those shadow powers turned the dinky revolver into a friggin hand cannon.
“Urgh! Come outta there, ya fat bastard!” fumed Perry, as he ducked behind a gargoyle, firing off another round at Silver. The Beast leapt off of the turret he was on, and charged Zapata directly. She evaded his gnashing and slashing while still keeping a grip on the rose. Beast almost got ahold of it a few times, but she always managed to steal it away again.
The others were still watching the brawl, and managed to go unnoticed. Belle tugged at Gaston’s sleeve.
“You’ve got to help him! I know we’ve had our differences, but just this once!” she begged. Gaston waved his hand, letting her know that he had no qualms. Now that he’d been travelling across the galaxy in a space ship, just one monster wasn’t going to bother him much.
“Let’s see…”he pondered as he pulled out a bow and arrows from his knapsack, “I can probably shoot her in the foot, that’ll mess her up!”
“No!” protested Mrs. Potts, “She’ll drop the rose!”
“It’s all right.” Gaston assured them as he drew back his bow, “That Beast’ll probably catch it-“. Gaston fired his arrow at Zapata’s foot; there was nothing anyone could do to stop him. The arrow only grazed her foot, causing her to draw back in pain and drop the rose! The members of the castle panicked as the rose flew through the air! The Beast lunged at the rose to grab it, but it was whisked out of his hands by Jack Sparrow!
“I’ll be needin’ that, mate.” Quipped Jack, as he nimbly jumped out of Beast’s reach.
“No!” yelled Beast, as he started pursuing Jack. Silver poked his head out and looked at Gaston standing triumphantly in the window.
“It’s about time I got me some assistance!” he shouted before ducking to avoid Perry’s fire.
“Belle, stay up here! Marina, draw that sword and try not to die!” ordered Gaston as he jumped out the window and slid down the roof! Marina drew her sword out, and followed suit. Gaston withdrew his knife, jumped over Zapata’s head, and rushed towards Perry! Perry took his attention off Silver and ran from Gaston instead, trying to dodge the knife. Silver laughed in triumph and started firing his energy blasts at Perry again.
“Atta boy, Gaston! Perry, stand still, ya filthy rat!” Silver continued laughing like a maniac while Perry frantically stumbled away. Beast wasn’t having as much luck chasing down Sparrow. The latter was much more nimble, and had no trouble weaving along the rooftop and into a window. Beast followed him back into the castle, and the two vanished from the fray outside.
Marina faced Zapata and held her sword in a fighting stance. Zapata glanced over Marina, and smirked.
“Looks like you wormed your way out of the brig.” She said. Marina continued to point her sword at Zapata’s face. “You like playing with swords too? Let’s hope you know how to use that.”
“I don’t know what you’re plotting, but you better leave this world at once!” threatened Marina.
“I couldn’t care less, girlfriend. But I think I’ll just humor you. Did you ever meet my hankie?” asked Zapata. Marina looked at her, confused. Sure she’d seen Zapata use the hankie a bit, and seemed to be attached to it, kinda like a kid with a blanket, but this was pretty odd. “I’ll show ya.”
Zapata wrung up the fabric like a towel, waiting to be snapped on someone’s bare ass. Only when she snapped it, the fabric stiffened up, and transformed into a dazzling great sword! Marina’s eyes widened; she was finally going to be put to the test with something she considered herself to be good at: sword fighting. Her blade versus Zapata’s. Every adventurer had their own decisive battle to prove themselves to be a hero, and this was going to be Marina’s. The nightmare held the blade close to her face and made a kissy-face.
“This dirty thing is mi hijo; how I love it!” she chirped. Marina continued to stay in her fighting stance.
“Torch!” she uttered as flames engulfed her sword; the rain hissed as it hit the blade. The sword was a gift from the great sorcerer himself. Only someone like Marina, the daughter of Chancellor Darren Seadrift, was worthy to wield such a majestic weapon. Its fire burned bright like the sparks in her heart! Her… Faithful heart… (queue rly epic music).
“Kinky.” Zapata mentioned.
“Shut up!” Marina shouted as she charged at Zapata, her sword ready to meet Zapata’s. As Marina started charging, Zapata brought up her sword to strike back. Marina braced herself, and clenched her eyes shut. This was her chance. In the blink of an eye and the clang of the steel, their swords had collided! The force of Zapata’s blade was more than Marina had imagined, and the force of the impact should have knocked Marina’s blade into her shoulder- but it didn’t.
Marina’s eyes were shut, but she could hear the sound of steel clanking to the ground. She opened her eyes to find that the blade of her sword had been sliced clean off! There was a fleeting moment of silence as Marina looked at what remained of her beloved weapon, and of her beloved adventure.
“That’s embarrassing.” stated Zapata. Marina was too shattered to make a comeback. “I guess I have to do this now.” Zapata raised up her sword and hit Marina over the head with the pommel. Marina yelped in pain and dropped on her hands and knees. Zapata waved her sword about and it transformed into a different type of blade: a Japanese longsword. She gripped the blade with both hands and raised it over Marina’s head. “This is how you restore your honor in feudal Japan, I think.”
Marina lay quivering on the ground; she knew it was over. She should just be glad that decapitation was quick and easy. Before Zapata could bring down her blade over Marina’s neck, something flew at her and hit her right in the face, causing her to fall back on the roof! It was a chair, unexpectedly thrown by Belle who had wondered into the middle of the fray, seeing that Marina was about to be executed.
“Marina!” she gasped as she helped the poor woman to her feet. Zapata got up, still shaken up from the impact. Her eyes flashed with a fury not seen before, as Belle and Marina backed away from her. She was about to speak when Perry bumped into her, and with Perry’s arrival came Silver’s fire. The two of them dodged Silver’s barrage while Belle and Marina continued their retreat back to the window. Perry vanished into an open window, and upon seeing this, Silver went inside the castle as well, cackling about how he was gonna ‘get that son of a bitch’.
Marina was once again pushed to the floor, this time by Jack Sparrow!
“Pardon me, loves!” he quipped as he flew past Marina, and took Belle in his arms! Beast followed him out of the window as he joined up with Zapata. The Beast froze when he saw they had taken Belle.
“I’ve had enough.” Panted Sparrow as he surrendered Belle and the rose back to Zapata
“No! Let her go!” ordered the beast.
“Not until you agree to go with me!” demanded Zapata, as she yanked Belle up by the hair. “I don’t even know why you refuse me. You want to ruin the universe, right?” The Beast cringed at the sight of Belle’s pain. His look of anger was quickly replaced by helplessness; he was too far away to rush to Belle’s aid. Marina tried to get up, but her head was still aching with pain; there was nothing she could do to save Belle, no sign of Silver either. The Beast turned his head to the ground and uttered in a defeated voice:
“I’ll go with you…” he complied, broken and defeated.
“No…” mumbled Marina. A wide grin came across Zapata’s smug face. Belle too had a shocked expression on her face, as she began to tear up.
“Finally, that took long enough, don’t you agree? Now you can have your things back!” she said. Belle was still squirming in her grip, “Hmmm… But then again this little slag did throw a chair at me…” A look of alarm appeared on everyone’s face; surely she wasn’t going to go that far. The Beast collapsed on his knees, Marina covered her mouth, and Sparrow simply rolled his eyes (he was pretty used to this shit). Zapata handed the rose to Jack, and drew her sword again; it took the form of a great sword again. She spun Belle in front of her and prepared to plunge the blade into her back! The Beast yelled in agony for her to stop, but nothing could stop her feverish rage.
Suddenly Sparrow yelped in surprise, as he was pushed aside, and the rose removed from his grip. Zapata tried to turn around, but someone had grabbed her by the horns and lifted her up, causing her to relinquish her grip on both Belle and the sword! Gaston held Zapata by her horns and slammed her with all his might down the rooftop! She bounced down the incline of the roof several times before colliding with the parapet! The impact didn’t kill her, of course, but it was clear she wasn’t going to be up and fighting again. Gaston dropped Sparrow, who slid down to where Zapata was, picking her handkerchief up on the way down. He whispered something in her ear as she attempted to get up.
Gaston helped Belle up, as the Beast ran towards her. Marina got up in utter shock. It couldn’t be! Gaston just saved Belle’s life! Gaston saved the day, and not Marina! How did this happen, she was the one with a heart of gold! She was the one who deserved it! He likely didn’t even care about them at all! He just wanted the glory! Marina stomped towards Gaston, but was interrupted when Charles Perry dropped down before her, and scurried down to rejoin Sparrow and Zapata. His hand was covering his now blackened eye.
“Get back up here, ya’ coward! Now it’s time for ya t’ lose your eye!” bellowed Silver, as he jumped out of the window, and tripped over Marina. Perry took refuge behind Zapata and Sparrow; his tail was literally between his legs.
“I think it’s time to beat a hasty retreat, love.” Sparrow whispered to Zapata. She looked around, and hung her head low. She was done with the whole situation, and it showed on her face.
“What in blue blazes are you three even doing together?” Silver yelled at them, as he stood back up. Zapata mumbled to herself, as Perry and Jack leaned in closer.
“Speak up!” demanded Silver.
“I’ll get what I want! Even if it kills me! I am no weakling! You’ve made a powerful enemy!” Zapata threatened, though it didn’t sound so tough, due to her voice cracking.
“What about the crew?” Asked Perry.
“They’ll be fine.” Commented Jack.
Zapata surveyed her surroundings and raised her hands to the air. She took what little strength she had left and warped the three of them off the roof, presumably back to the Pearl, which was probably going to be short of a few parts.
A few seconds passed, and there was no sign of the trio. After it was presumed that the worst was over, Silver holstered his arm cannon, and clasped his hands together.
“Well, t’at was unexpected.” He declared, “I reckoned we were all gonners! I hope those boys I sent t’ the Pearl came back okay.”
“I say we’ve earned a round of drinks!” Gaston announced victoriously.
“Don’t go sayin’ that till we’re all squared away, now.” Expressed Silver, “Are you both needing our assistance?” he asked, facing Belle and Beast.
“No.” Beast stated bluntly. Belle, however, held up her finger and addressed them.
“We are very thankful that you helped us get rid of those pirates!” Belle assured them. Beast just grumbled and kept a keen watch over the strangers.
“Well, Belle, I’m glad you’re happy. How soon till our wedding was it again?” Asked Gaston, striking a heroic pose before Belle and the Beast.
“Married?!” grunted Beast. Thankfully for Belle, Silver picked up on her concerned look, and responded accordingly:
“Now, Gaston, don’t tell me yer goin to up an’ leave so soon without even seeing what the other worlds have to offer! After all, yer the best sailor I got!” This answer apparently made sense to Gaston, as he stood, stroking his gloriously cleft chin in contemplation.
“Yes, I haven’t done everything on my list... It’d be a shame for me not to go the extra mile. Besides, I already promised to myself that I would bring Belle the heads of nightmares and monsters from every world, and so far my head collection is lackluster.” Silver rolled his eyes a bit, but he couldn’t really complain. The disgusting head collection littering Gaston’s quarters was the only downside to his presence, in Silver’s eye.
As Gaston finished, nobody noticed Marina off to the side. To be honest, she herself wasn’t all that cognizant of her own being. Everything had gone awry in her eyes. All was lost for Marina Seadrift, and it was all his fault. Everything was a blur of rotten emotions, and pure hatred. Everything that happened to her was just plain unfair. There was no other way she could describe it.
“Uhm… Yes, Gaston! Don’t come back until you have all the heads!” lied Belle, nodding at Silver in gratitude, “You should thank them for helping you.” Belle told Beast.
“But they almost shattered the rose!” he protested, “You saw them.”
“Well, they got rid of those criminals, and succeeded. That’s all that matters.” Belle said. Beast sighed, and turned to face Silver and Gaston.
“Thank you for uhm… Helping, you… You strange people.” Beast admitted in his humblest voice, which wasn’t very humble at all.
“No need t’ be thanking us, lads. It’s just our business.” Avowed Silver.
“Oh, and Gaston!” Belle exclaimed, “I, uh. I think what you did was. Nice. It was nice.” She admitted, blushing a bit in embarrassment. Belle was a indeed a fair woman, and even though she thought Gaston was a brutish pig, Belle could admit that he was making progress. A wide grin stretched across Gaston’s face.
“I knew you’d warm up to me Belle. Not much longer, and you’ll be dashing back to Gaston! Of course, I couldn’t have done it without my new sidekick! I bet Lefoux is going to be awful sore that I’ve got a new, faithful lackey: Marina Seadrift-“
“NO!” screeched Marina at the top of her lungs, “NOOOO! NO! NO NO NO!” She began stomping her feet and swiping at the air like a mad animal suffering from rabies. Silver sighed in frustration yet again as the rest watched Marina completely lose her shit, and I mean really, she lost every single shit she had. “IT’S NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR, ARRRGH! AUGH!” Marina continued to yelp and screech and bitch and whine. She let out every bit of frustration she had since Gaston joined their party, albeit unwarranted frustration. While Marina threw her heinous, hysterical hissy fit, Beast informed Gaston and Silver that they should probably go.
This is where the story ends. Gaston continued to be the manliest, most competent sailor, and Silver got to punch a fellow furry in the face. They returned to the ship, delighted to find that Panchito and Jose had recovered some parts for their engine, which meant that the crew would be having high-flying adventures to come! Silver and his crew continued to have said swash-buckling adventures throughout the galaxy, all the while watching out for their newest foes, who were surely licking their wounds and preparing for the next move. All was well except for Marina. She was going to be dishonorably discharged.