The Zap Rowsdower Appreciation Thread

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Mrs Paul

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We all know and love the fearless Canadian hero, with his hockey hair and his Canadian tuxedo. He's been referred to as the Canadian Chuck Norris, and he fights crime through the fierce woods of the True North.
An interview with the man himself: [youtube]eGAxPEeNtVM[/youtube]



The man, the myth, the legend: Zap Rowsdower!
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He saved us from the menace that is Santoris. (I think. That dude who got shot in the butt, and then caught on fire?)
 
My most memorable riffs from that one are the way they mocked the kids voice when he was going "Rowsdower! Rowsdower!".

God, I love MST3K. From '91-'95 or so, when it jumped ship to Sci Fi, my absolute favorite show. The pre-internet age nerd humor show. Memes before memes.
 
Word of advice though, never type "Rowsdower Rule 34" since some degenerate has indeed made rowsdower hentai. I really wish i was joking
 
Ever play the drinking game? Every time one of the MST guys says Rosdower, take a shot of beer (hard liquor might be fatal)
 
Pikonic said:
Ever play the drinking game? Every time one of the MST guys says Rosdower, take a shot of beer (hard liquor might be fatal)

I'd heard of a "Final Sacrifice MST3K" drinking game, but not a Rowsdower specific one. (The one I know of is horrifying and sounds like a good way to commit suicide through liver failure.)
 
Lady Houligan said:
Pikonic said:
Ever play the drinking game? Every time one of the MST guys says Rosdower, take a shot of beer (hard liquor might be fatal)

I'd heard of a "Final Sacrifice MST3K" drinking game, but not a Rowsdower specific one. (The one I know of is horrifying and sounds like a good way to commit suicide through liver failure.)

My friends love a good challenge. Do "Prince of space" and drink every time
Krankor laughs or the PoS says "your weapons are useless against me"
 
Pikonic said:
Lady Houligan said:
Pikonic said:
Ever play the drinking game? Every time one of the MST guys says Rosdower, take a shot of beer (hard liquor might be fatal)

I'd heard of a "Final Sacrifice MST3K" drinking game, but not a Rowsdower specific one. (The one I know of is horrifying and sounds like a good way to commit suicide through liver failure.)

My friends love a good challenge. Do "Prince of space" and drink every time
Krankor laughs or the PoS says "your weapons are useless against me"

prince of space?!

if you dont get the joke you fail mst3k nerd and have shamed us all.

Personally I think the rowsdower drinking game would result in death if you take a shot every rowsdower (in the mst3k version theres over 50... and yes i counted), mut maybe taking a mouthful of beer or mead would work better, and take aa shot whenever satoris is mentioned

the only other drinking games i could think of would be

a) the "coleman francis freakout" in which you take a gulp every time there is a bad edit and a shot at every single coleman francis motif (airplane, vigilante execution, coffee, ugly, ugly women)

b) the "Pumaman Punisher" where take a mouthful of beer with every pumaman, and a shot with every pyoomaman from Donald Pleasence

c) the "Werewolf Waster" where you take a different shot for every different way they manage to say werewolf/wirwalf/worwilf/warwelf

d) Space mutiny Massacre where you choose in advance which endlessly repeated hilarious motif you drink to (the many names of krud bonemeal, Calgon's crazy skull, every pointless scream, and of course every railing kill) or do them all and die in a blaze of boozy glory
 
I'm very interested in an MST3K drinking game. My birthday is coming up and I'm planning on taking a few days off around it, might invite some friends over and play. Then again we have short attention spans and will probably drink to much before we even begin.

The Final Sacrifice is very dear to me. Before my boyfriend and I were dating, we were at a friend's house after a night of drinking and they put it on. Pretty much everyone was passed out except us and we were trying desperately not to laugh and wake anyone up. Up until that night I'm pretty sure he thought I was a humorless bitch.
Moral of the Story: Rowsdower has the power to get you laid. :tomgirl:
 
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