Thefleshmustgrow - A Salt-loving, Meltdown-prone Otherkin

[autisticdragonkin]

https://archive.is/MB9zS
her biggest dream being to go to disneyworld clearly indicates that she has very small dreams

 

[Meowthkip]

https://archive.is/MB9zS
her biggest dream being to go to disneyworld clearly indicates that she has very small dreams

I guess you could say hers is a small world after all.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Is this one of her kintypes?

 

[Shadow Fox]

That is some hardcore cry-typing right there.

I would love to hear some dramatic readings of tumblr cry-typing.

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[autisticdragonkin]

what university does she say she is planning on attending

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

Looks like our lil lolcalf is having a paranoid break down

Spoiler: Dear God, she's losing it

 

[itswhitebread]

Who the hell is 'they'?

 

[Sigyn]

Looks like our lil lolcalf is having a paranoid break down

Spoiler: Dear God, she's losing it

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Wow, what'd I miss? Is that referencing us or something? I didn't know she found the thread?

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

Who the hell is 'they'?

The government, of course. I don't think she knows about the thread and I hope it stays that way at least for a while

 

[itswhitebread]

The government, of course. I don't think she knows about the thread and I hope it stays that way at least for a while
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Ach. I can't tell if she's working herself up into a froth or if she's really got some schizophrenia-esque symptoms going on there. Where the heck are her parents?

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

Ach. I can't tell if she's working herself up into a froth or if she's really got some schizophrenia-esque symptoms going on there. Where the heck are her parents?

It's probably all for show and attention. If she was sporting these severe symptoms irl, someone would've already picked up on it

 

[Meowthkip]

The government, of course. I don't think she knows about the thread and I hope it stays that way at least for a while
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"The little plastic bits on the ends of shoelaces are called 'aglets.' Their purpose is sinister."

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Who the hell is 'they'?

we are a government agency of trolls dedicated to the destruction of lolcows because they are a security threat to the illuminati

what was she saying about her brother, is he just asleep

 

[Lurkingjay]

I really hope this is for attention, but this kid is pinging a lot more "actually mentally ill/needs help she's not receiving" alarms for me than the average Tumblr lolcow. Is there such a thing as a sadcow/pitycow? Because she's givin' me the sads a little bit.

 

[Bork Laser]

This Jace levels of paranoia in concerns of perceived government interference in their life. I'm starting to agree she may actually be mentally ill....but it doesn't make this any less funny.

 

[Meowthkip]

This Jace levels of paranoia in concerns of perceived government interference in their life. I'm starting to agree she may actually be mentally ill....but it doesn't make this any less funny.

I'm not discounting the possibility of pretend paranoid schizophrenia.

 

[Ferls]

Is Slickpaint anything more than a regular old pairing? I know a lot of tumblr users will freak out over "problematic" pairings. Is there anything deeper to this, or is this kid just flipping out because it's not her ~OTP~ (of herself)?

 

[Meowthkip]

Is Slickpaint anything more than a regular old pairing? I know a lot of tumblr users will freak out over "problematic" pairings. Is there anything deeper to this, or is this kid just flipping out because it's not her ~OTP~ (of herself)?

My money's on the latter.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

This Jace levels of paranoia in concerns of perceived government interference in their life. I'm starting to agree she may actually be mentally ill....but it doesn't make this any less funny.

I'm not discounting the possibility of pretend paranoid schizophrenia.

these two posts seem to support that she is actually paranoid schizophrenic, I doubt that a fake paranoid schizophrenic would talk about their embarrassment from the condition

were these two asks sent by one of us

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

Is Slickpaint anything more than a regular old pairing? I know a lot of tumblr users will freak out over "problematic" pairings. Is there anything deeper to this, or is this kid just flipping out because it's not her ~OTP~ (of herself)?

It's literally like the least "problematic" pairing in Homestuck, just a sweet lady with a mobster. She's flipping out because she claims she's jealous of Ms. Paint.