Money Theory: Chris is playing his viewership

[Marvin]

If he is faking it, then Marvin and Captain are definitely in on the ruse.

But he obviously isn't. None of this is worth being arrested, and people are already dumb enough to give him money without any effort of scamming on his part.

He's not faking. He's just retarded and likes how it feels. It's masturbatory. Chris isn't seeing dancing sonichus when he jiggles around town, as much as he'd like to.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

The reason why Chris asks for money all the time is because Barb bothers him about it every day. While I believe at this point, begging is ingrained into him it would never have occurred to him to start it if it weren't for Barb wanting more money for the hoard. Let's also not forget that Chris is autistic as fuck. Autistic people, in general, or maybe just the ones I know, seem to take random bouts of kindness for granted. As in, you offer them something one time it becomes expected going forward.

 

[Jack Awful]

If only Chris tried playing his audience 10 or so years ago.

Harry Partridge said it best:
"If Chris started a YouTube channel and uploaded a rant a day with ads on it he'd make a lot of money."

Whether or not Chris is lying, if he had like a tard wrangling manager who helped him make videos and stay on schedule back when he was more relevant, I guarantee he coulda made a solid chunk of change.

He's not faking. He's just exceptional and likes how it feels. It's masturbatory. Chris isn't seeing dancing sonichus when he jiggles around town, as much as he'd like to.

So like a "will you RP with me? :3" kinda thing? So it's not totally out of the ordinary, but still tarded and weird.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Option #1: You're right. This would make him an entitled, lying, crazy pile of shit.

Option #2: You're wrong. This would make him an entitled, lying, crazy pile of shit.

It's Option 2 though. He's too stupid. And even if he weren't, he is too fucking lazy. This wouldn't be happening anyway bc as soon as he thought of it, it would seem like work, & he would be all "Nope."

Other than his pets, I don't care about him or his motives or his outcome. Same as he doesn't care about anyone except himself. I'm just here to watch the trashfire.

Did people actually fall for the Rollin & Trollin video???

 

[idosometimes]

Chris may know it is all fake, but he does not agree with it. He wants it all to be real.

His constant attempts to establish reality of other dimensions is more than "he plays pretend" nonsense. The other fat losers at the pony thing go home to their mommies and back to real life. Chris has no real life. He wears his goddess outfit around like everyday is Halloween. He has no separation of the real and the fantasy. He has mind of 6 year old though, so what can you expect?

You also must consider the magic. Chris believed in binaural beats and recommended them to homos who wanted a vagina. He spends money on magic trinkets. He likes hexes and cartoon goddesses who protect us. His understanding of reality is... uh... not very good.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Chris wants his world to be real. He's wanted it forever because that's the place where he's important and everything he isn't here. As time goes on, more and more stupid shit gets sucked up into being part of his imaginary world, including the dead. He tweets absurd shit out because he gets thousands of likes and responses from those crazy tweets, as he did in the past from his rant videos. Whatever can give him a reaction and attention, he does.

He's also an imaginary pedophile. He's married to Cryzel, his 14 or 15 year old imaginary rosechu wife. Does he even have a concept of that? Fuck no. He's an autistic manchild that never grew up beyond his teenage years, imo. He never will either thanks to people like us and worse than us.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He's also an imaginary pedophile. He's married to Cryzel, his 14 or 15 year old imaginary rosechu wife. Does he even have a concept of that? Fuck no. He's an autistic manchild that never grew up beyond his teenage years, imo. He never will either thanks to people like us and worse than us.

The stupidest part is that since it is make believe he could have bullshited her at any age he wanted... besides, even if he intentionally wanted her that young what's the fucking difference anyways? Sonichus are your typical ageless cartoon characters, they are either childs or adults physically with no in-between whatsoever.

They are equally 'tarded at any age too so not that much of a difference there either.

 

[Thots & Prayers]

What? There's no diagnostic criteria that says that - Also schizophrenic onset is very common as adults enter middle age. It's the second most common period we start to see schizophrenia onset, other than teenage years.

Men tend to have an earlier onset of schizophrenia and if I'm remembering correctly, women tend to develop signs of schizophrenia in their mid-twenties as opposed to males who develop it in their teens or early twenties. There is a prevalence of individuals developing schizophrenia later in life, but from what I understand that's among the geriatric population. Sometimes diagnosis can be delayed due to symptoms not being recognized as schizophrenia. Chris has a severe lack of insight (from the 'tism) and is hella a delusional, but that doesn't equal to schizophrenia.

 

[Dayquil]

"..but he thinks his followers are slow in the minds who will swallow it and give him shekels and asspats?"

I mean, he's been successful so far. So.