there is a mantis fly on my window ama - the most pointless ama on here

[Pina Colada]

Is he our new Mantissiah?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

You eventually couldn't resist any more and stuck it in your butt, didn't you?

no he flew away

 

[AnOminous]

no he flew away

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Is he our new Mantissiah?

i hope so

 

[Coldgrip]

Did you eat it yet?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Did you eat it yet?

it flew away about 2 days ago. it couldve been eaten by a bird for all i know

 

[Coldgrip]

it flew away about 2 days ago. it couldve been eaten by a bird for all i know

You wasted an opportunity to eat it and gain it's powers. Next time you see one you need to consume it, you will gain some of it's hunter's instinct if you do.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

there's another mantis fly on the kitchen window. i got some pictures on my phone from outside now. i will post them later since it's 8 at fucking night

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

A mantis lay there
It looks at me all day
It then flies off

 

[Coldgrip]

Mantis on window
You should devour it's flesh
Become the Hunter.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Mantis on window
You should devour it's flesh
Become the Hunter.

but it flew away

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Is it still there?

no

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I am bird. Tell me when comes back pls. Need energy to protect Master Sunstone.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Was the mantis praying to Jesus or Allah?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Was the mantis praying to Jesus or Allah?

nether. it was actually to the mantis god....mantis god

uh..mantis god 2018