There's A Kitten In The Muffins

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There he is.


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He's in the muffins. See him?
 
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Sadly when the box was opened it was discovered that the kitten was actually in fact just a blueberry muffin and it was just an effect known as parrydoolia that can cause faces to Appear.

The muffins were then eaten.

Does that mean that the kitten was eaten? Perhaps the idea of him was. It may be that millions, billions of ideacats are consumed daily by people that never noticed them appearing within their food. Its these cats, these undiscovered perceptions, that my heart goes out to, literal metaphors for the animal conceived of by Schrödinger many years ago...living quantum fluctuations that are both fundamentally knowable and infinitely unknowable, unknown.
 
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Cats said:
Sadly when the box was opened it was discovered that the kitten was actually in fact just a blueberry muffin and it was just an effect known as parrydoolia that can cause faces to Appear.

The muffins were then eaten.

Does that mean that the kitten was eaten? Perhaps the idea of him was. It may be that millions, billions of ideacats are consumed daily by people that never noticed them appearing within their food. Its these cats, these undiscovered perceptions, that my heart goes out to, literal metaphors for the animal conceived of by Schrödinger many years ago...living quantum fluctuations that are both fundamentally knowable and infinitely unknowable, unknown.
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Can I haz some of that 'nip?

Hope the muffins were good, anyway.
 
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I one time cooed over how cute a mouse I caught in a humane trap was. Said it was a fancy mouse. Take the trap outside, open it with caution. It's a piece of bread. Fancy bread.

Unrelated. This reminded me of that.
 
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