Disaster There’s a new animated movie about a lesbian space princess from the planet of Clitopolis - "STRAIGHT WHITE MALIENS"


A new animated film about a lesbian space princess has got its first trailer, and it might be the “queer as f**k” thing we need right now.

Lesbian Space Princess comes from the minds of the South Australian writer-director couple (and actual couple) Emma Hough Hobbs and Leela Varghese. The film premiered earlier this year at the Berlin International Film Festival where it picked up the Teddy Award. It has since played at other festivals before getting a theatrical release down under.

The film follows Saira (Shabana Azeez) a space princess, who is happily set up on her home planet of Clitopolis (yes, really) with her girlfriend, Kiki (Bernie Van Tiel). “I didn’t exactly have girls knocking down my door before you did,” says Saira who adds, “You are my everything.”

She’s then promptly dumped with Kiki explaining, “I thought dating a space princess would be more fun.” Cue Saira going into a complete meltdown and bawling her eyes out – relatable!

Kiki is then abducted by the ‘Straight White Maliens’, depicted as literal straight white beings. As the Maliens cry “Kill the lesbian,” in comments that don’t recall actual real world attitudes at all, Kiki begs Saira to come save her.

Taking off in the Problematic Ship (Richard Roxburgh) Saira is joined by non-binary musician, Willow (Gemma Chua Tran) in her quest which comes compete with hijinks, romance, and phallic shaped enemies.

Reuben Kaye, Madeleine Sami, Kween Kong, and Jordan Raskopolous also feature in the queer sci-fi comedy.

“We put so much of ourselves into the film and it’s a beautiful combination of us, our anxieties, insecurities and struggles with getting girls,” Varghese has said as reported by QNews. “We hope that queer people and people of colour [watching the film] feel seen. For 86 minutes, you rule the gaylaxy.”

The film has been well received so far, having played at multiple film festivals around the world since February.

In its review, Variety called the film as “idiosyncratic and intermittently amusing,” praising the relationship between Saira and Problematic Ship, which spouts misogynistic lines before developing and growing as a “person” as a result of spending time with the princess.

The entertainment industry bible also applauded the film for the “richness to the worldbuilding.” It also noted the film’s broader animation influences from Rick and Morty and Steven Universe, to Sailor Moon.

Screen Daily meanwhile called Lesbian Space Princess “a colourful and life-affirming crowdpleaser.” IndieWire had good things to say about the film’s attention to detail but called the messaging “clunky.”

The Hollywood Reporter called the “gooey gay adventure” film “a hidden gem” of the Berlin International Film Festival. On Letterboxd one viewer called the film “the best thing I’ve ever seen.” And another said, “this was so funny and stupid i was laughing.” Lesbian Space Princess is also rocking at 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based off 13 reviews.

Lesbian Space Princess is in Australian cinemas on 11 September.
 
Nigger, IRL "lesbians" are either hideous, obese sociopaths, Troons, or uni students who are trying to piss their dad off. They're not like the ones you see in....uh...."art films".
Karl Malone don't understand why ladies have to be getting it on with other ladies. Now, I will admit, Karl Malone do like those lesbians in those movies that Karl Malone get in his hotel room where they lick off each other. (Pretending he's on the phone) Hello, Karl Malone want the licky lesbians. But that ain't the whole truth. Most lesbians look like big, old, ugly men. And that's why lesbian can't get no guy to take them out to movie. Cause they look like big, old, dirty, ugly men. Now, hotel movietime lesbians are good, but Karl Malone don't like the big, old, ugly, tube sock wearing lesbians. Cause as the bible say, if god wanted women to be lesbians, he would have given them wings. Until next time, this here Karl Malone.
 
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Nigger, IRL "lesbians" are either hideous, obese sociopaths, Troons, or uni students who are trying to piss their dad off. They're not like the ones you see in....uh...."art films".
I'm aware, I was referring to the ones in porn and to a lesser extent fiction in general.
 
it might be the “queer as f**k” thing we need right now.
Clitopolis (yes, really)
Cue Saira going into a complete meltdown and bawling her eyes out – relatable!
in comments that don’t recall actual real world attitudes at all,
rocking at 100% rating

Say what you want about your day job, at least it doesn't involve the Pink News house writing style.
 
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i knew the reboot to gayniggers from outer space would be shit
This movie is somehow even gayer than the gay niggers from outer space though.
"Straight White Malians"

Fuck you that's lazy
Poorly researched too since even I know there aren't any white people in Mali.
And then Rivals came out and we got the cute Squirrel girl back.
And the coomers have gone fucking wild over her for some reason.
 
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