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- Dec 11, 2013
What would you call a fat, autistic, unemployed neckbeard who loves Bratz and My Little Pony but denies being a brony even though he has written fanfiction about that show? I don't know what you'd call him but I'd call him Mathew or by his screenname of "TheSequentialArtMan". He's got a youtube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheSequentialArtMan/videos.
So what makes him a lolcow you might ask? Did you not see the point above? He loves Bratz and MLP but denies being a brony. That ought to be enough. Oh okay, I'l let you in on the rest of the story. As some might know I've trolled one of the major ponyfag sites, namely Fimfiction where my resident lolcow makes his home. Well, along comes this faggot and he writes a story called "A Fun Time With the Princesses and Her Friends". It was your generic self-insert, 7th element story where he gets to bone his favorite pony. And had he simply not drawn too much attention to it, it would have remained as a rather tepid entry in the whole genre. I've saved it somewhere on my PC and if anybody is interested I could post it to pastebin or something.
But no, he had to draw attention to it namely by bringing it up in certain groups, spamming stories asking for people to read it and finally criticizing one of the critic groups on that site for making fun of it. One of the admins of said group finally read it and noticed something funny, namely some rather obvious plagiarism. In some cases he never even bothered to change the name of the human protagonist. The author got called out on it, screenshots were taken, people mobilized and suddenly there was a shitstorm of truly biblical proportions.
He was unfazed by this and said he did nothing wrong. He was banned and there was much rejoicing. His ban was over, he came back and continued on with his story. He was reported again, banned again, created another account and had that banned, created another account and was permabanned for being a dick. But do you think at any time he admitted he was wrong? No, he continued to say he was going to write his story on his youtube page and nobody could do anything about it.
There was a flamewar on his youtube page. He deleted everything and put back his little blurb. There was another flamewar, he did the same. He now denied copying anybody although this could be a result of him now changing his story, but I've got no actual proof on that last bit.
Currently, if you check his status, he says he's working on the story in notepad and all the authors he's copied have lost and he's won. Yes. He's won by effectively losing and copying other people's work.
So what makes him a lolcow you might ask? Did you not see the point above? He loves Bratz and MLP but denies being a brony. That ought to be enough. Oh okay, I'l let you in on the rest of the story. As some might know I've trolled one of the major ponyfag sites, namely Fimfiction where my resident lolcow makes his home. Well, along comes this faggot and he writes a story called "A Fun Time With the Princesses and Her Friends". It was your generic self-insert, 7th element story where he gets to bone his favorite pony. And had he simply not drawn too much attention to it, it would have remained as a rather tepid entry in the whole genre. I've saved it somewhere on my PC and if anybody is interested I could post it to pastebin or something.
But no, he had to draw attention to it namely by bringing it up in certain groups, spamming stories asking for people to read it and finally criticizing one of the critic groups on that site for making fun of it. One of the admins of said group finally read it and noticed something funny, namely some rather obvious plagiarism. In some cases he never even bothered to change the name of the human protagonist. The author got called out on it, screenshots were taken, people mobilized and suddenly there was a shitstorm of truly biblical proportions.
He was unfazed by this and said he did nothing wrong. He was banned and there was much rejoicing. His ban was over, he came back and continued on with his story. He was reported again, banned again, created another account and had that banned, created another account and was permabanned for being a dick. But do you think at any time he admitted he was wrong? No, he continued to say he was going to write his story on his youtube page and nobody could do anything about it.
There was a flamewar on his youtube page. He deleted everything and put back his little blurb. There was another flamewar, he did the same. He now denied copying anybody although this could be a result of him now changing his story, but I've got no actual proof on that last bit.
Currently, if you check his status, he says he's working on the story in notepad and all the authors he's copied have lost and he's won. Yes. He's won by effectively losing and copying other people's work.
