Things that make you really happy - Things that make you feel like you're walking on sunshine.

I feel happy every time I see a shitty thread and look and see that it was created by a user who joined up less than a week ago. As you can imagine I am happy pretty much constantly.
It's just a bot from Josh's Kiwi Farms meta-site that most of us are unaware of. It is one level higher than this one but not the highest tier. These accounts ask weird questions and make goofy topics that aggregate our responses and catalog them so that Josh can blackmail us later in life. Basically Josh owns you if you've ever posted on Kiwi Farms.
 
It's just a bot from Josh's Kiwi Farms meta-site that most of us are unaware of. It is one level higher than this one but not the highest tier. These accounts ask weird questions and make goofy topics that aggregate our responses and catalog them so that Josh can blackmail us later in life. Basically Josh owns you if you've ever posted on Kiwi Farms.
>bot
ask me something only a true and honest human would know
 
  • The smell of cookies as you pull them out of the oven
  • Freshly washed sheets
  • The way the sun streams through the windows in the morning
  • When the windows frost up overnight
  • The smell of the gasoline in my garage
  • My dog jumping up on my bed to cuddle once she thinks I'm asleep
  • Seeing a well written thread on the Prospering Grounds
 
I like it when my cat climbs up in my lap and curls up to purr and sleep on my chest without a care in the world. No amount of typing, fidgeting to get comfortable or readjusting myself is enough to disturb her. She just rides it out, reaches out a paw and curls it around one of my fingers, and starts purring again. It makes me happy to know she trusts me like this.
 
Coffee.

Aside from using it to wake up and relax in the evenings, a decent cup of coffee always manages to prove a satisfying creature comfort after a stressful period of time.
 
Sitting on the settee with my family.

The way my Mum's dog, Doodle, wiggles her whole body and holds a soft toy in her mouth when she comes to greet me.

The way my Mum's other dog, Piper, stamps her feet and "sings" when she's excited.

My boyfriend's pronounciation of "beach" and "sheet" (he's Portuguese).

The way he giggles like a little boy despite being in his 50s.

The way he awkwardly greets strangers in the street. He's only ever polite but people seem baffled by him.

Walking along the highstreet in the evening and smelling takeaway food.

Being by a stream and watching the water rush along, making plopping and trickling noises.

The sight of squirrels hopping along a pathway in Autumn

Watching clouds pass by the moon
 
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