Things You Can Honestly Say But You Probably Shouldn't

[Hummingbird]

There's something funny about watching a really fat guy run.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I want to try wearing a straitjacket and see how it feels

 

[Wallace]

Some of your problems are your own fault. The solutions are simple and obvious, you just don't want to do them.

 

[cypocryphy]

I love the idea of balding nu-males in their 20's and 30's being jealous of my hair. I almost get off on it.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I’m reaaaaly fucking sick of seeing a hottie and then worrying if they’re actually packing a cock down there.

 

[Mr. Fister]

I use my work clothes as a cum rag

 

[Reynard]

@Mr. Fister keeps sending me threatening phone calls telling me to kill Russians in Miami. I don't even live remotely close to there. Please stop!

 

[cumrobbery]

dab on em

 

[Dysnomia]

Fat fucks taking up two bus seats with their gigantic lard filled asses is way more of a problem than manspreading will ever be.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I want to try wearing a straitjacket and see how it feels

That's hot.

 

[OhGoy]

i watch anime

 

[Clown Baby]

Inflatable Christmas lawn decorations are the dumbest, ugliest shit ever. It seems like all my neighbors think differently. Every morning there's a god damned minion or snoopy shaped tarp laying on every plot of grass on the block, and they stand out there reinflating it.

 

[Hummingbird]

Given all that is going on the Middle East, sometimes I think they're beyond help.

 

[pelicannon]

Sometimes I hate being gay because every time I hear about other gays on the internet they are young and absolutely obsessed with social justice. I'm sick of hearing about it, I know it sucks just shut up.

 

[Unpleasant]

They'll never find where I hid the bodies.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Sometimes I hate being gay because every time I hear about other gays on the internet they are young and absolutely obsessed with social justice. I'm sick of hearing about it, I know it sucks just shut up.

If I were a gay guy I would be the Charlie Sheen of gay guys and cock would be my main hobby, I would not even give a fuck about politics and dump any guys who tried to get me to care.

 

[OhGoy]

If I were a gay guy I would be the Charlie Sheen of gay guys and cock would be my main hobby, I would not even give a fuck about politics and dump any guys who tried to get me to care.

So a "Pozzer."

 

[Morose_Obesity]

So a "Pozzer."

Yep, and also my sperm gives people bipolar

 

[heymate]

I still like Bill Cosby as a person even though he probably raped and emotionally scarred a few dozen women during the height of his career. If it ever gets proven the allegations are entirely true, and Cosby willingly apologizes and never humps a women without her consent again, I would be willing to wipe his slate clean and happily forgive him. Obviously I am not condoning any of his past actions and still believe he should go to jail if he gets found out for real, but I continue to enjoy his work and his comedy, and hope that in the distant future, he is mostly remembered as a talented comedian and not a vile rapist who was funny.

 

[Hummingbird]

I still like Bill Cosby as a person even though he probably raped and emotionally scarred a few dozen women during the height of his career. If it ever gets proven the allegations are entirely true, and Cosby willingly apologizes and never humps a women without her consent again, I would be willing to wipe his slate clean and happily forgive him. Obviously I am not condoning any of his past actions and still believe he should go to jail if he gets found out for real, but I continue to enjoy his work and his comedy, and hope that in the distant future, he is mostly remembered as a talented comedian and not a vile rapist who was funny.

I grew up on his work so I will always enjoy his stuff, but I agree.