I don't want to hear about your health problems; it's your own damn fault that your kidneys are packing up because you eat and drink mountains of crap despite warnings from your doctor that you need to change your eating habits and drink more water. Yet you carry on waddling up to me and other people to whine about your ear, your kidneys and whatever else while you put more coca-cola, chocolates, meat pasties and cigarettes in your shopping basket.
Fuck you, you stupid lazy ogre - you're a drain on the healthcare system. While you whinge to us about how many weeks you have to wait for treatment for your preventable ailments, did you stop to consider that me and others have relatives with chronic health problems through no fault of their own, and are quietly suffering while they wait to book their appointments? Of course not, because you're a selfish pig who wants attention.
Please keel over and make some room on that hospital waiting list for people who deserve it.