Things You Can Honestly Say But You Probably Shouldn't

I don't want to hear about your health problems; it's your own damn fault that your kidneys are packing up because you eat and drink mountains of crap despite warnings from your doctor that you need to change your eating habits and drink more water. Yet you carry on waddling up to me and other people to whine about your ear, your kidneys and whatever else while you put more coca-cola, chocolates, meat pasties and cigarettes in your shopping basket.

Fuck you, you stupid lazy ogre - you're a drain on the healthcare system. While you whinge to us about how many weeks you have to wait for treatment for your preventable ailments, did you stop to consider that me and others have relatives with chronic health problems through no fault of their own, and are quietly suffering while they wait to book their appointments? Of course not, because you're a selfish pig who wants attention.

Please keel over and make some room on that hospital waiting list for people who deserve it.
 
I frequent Kiwi farms because it's the only place i don't have to pretend to be what people want me to be and is the only place i truly feel happy in anymore.

And also south korea is just as shit as north korea
 
It's been said that the test of a man's courage is how performs in the face of danger. Well, in the next half hour, you're gonna meet a very unique breed of cat. The kind of man who doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. Rex Kramer, part-time airline mechanic, full-time daredevil. A man willing to risk his life for the sake of adventure. He has to chase it, confront it, and whip it. Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker!
 
In ten years I've gone from feeling bad for homeless people in California and giving them money to not liking them and not giving them money because I can't stand how so many of the ones I see these days either destroy good areas or get really entitled.

California is the only place on earth where homelessness counts as employment. I'm serious when I say that people give up good lives, throw away their education, and break ties with family, just to be a fucking bum on Haight/Ashbury.

"I'm going to be discovered, MOM." People are gonna buy my turquoise and copper jewelry, and I'll sing for them and maybe it'll be a rich, horny, Jew in Hollywood one day!
 
Tearing down Confederate monuments and renaming places named after Confederate generals is just pointless virtue signalling and a waste of time, money, and effort. And this is coming from someone whose ancestors fought for the Union.

It doesn't really improve the situation for poor black people or anyone else really, all it does is make smug and entitled SJW's even more smug and entitled.

Instead cities and states should be putting time and effort into fixing actual problems.
 
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