Things you hate about normies

[Carlito]

They make threads like these.

 

[Animosa]

How they overexploit the term gross and use it for something they simply do not like/tolerate/understand.

There is no such thing as "I don't share it" there's only "you're gross".

 

[Lemmingwise]

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Virgin kiwifarms user
-fat NEET
-mocks "lolcows", has to make fun of other social recluse weirdos like him to feel better
-excessively posts on anonymous internet sites, to avoid any consequencs for being a dickhead online
-arrogant midwit, thinks he's a superior contrarian mastermind for saying the 'N'-word

Chad normalfag
-loving wife and two kids
-everything they do is socially acceptable, can't have a thread on the farms because there's absolutely no weird shit to mock them for
-never uses the internet for anything besides instagram or facebook
-can effortlessly live like people in advertisements, never questions the system

 

[Sped Xing]

Normies are a real problem. England, Ireland, Sicily-- who's next???

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

BTW
Wanted to bump this to say I figured out something (Social Interactions 101)
It's actually an advantage that normalfags love talking about ball so much, because you can admit that you don't really follow it, but they'll still jabber about it. There's the thing: they'll take on most of the burden of the conversation. People like talking, I like talking too much, and so all I have to do is just be their audience and contribute a little back and it's a good exercise in being a listener and makes them happy.

I first really got to thinking about this after I started a new hobby (square dancing) where I interact mainly with old normies (old men and old women alike).

 

[barrow greeter]

I hate their unseriousness . . . about everything and anything.

 

[stares at error messages]

Normies never accept that you might know more about a specific topic. If it's not the same line given by the New Yorker Magazine or some anonymous blog, then they don't trust your informed opinion. It's like they have been trained to never accept word-of-mouth information on anything. If you try to explain something and give examples, the Normie will become argumentative and try to disprove what you are saying. It's like they are allegoric to learning or are such egotists that they are only interested in having the same opinions that the real people on TV and in magazines also have. They have a strong reflexive desire to stay nigger cattle.

Basically, you can't teach these fucking morons anything, and I take absolutely no pride in being superior to them, because I guarantee life would have been a lot simpler for me had I never taught myself as many tradeskills as I have, or learned to form my own opinions. That said, when society finally collapses under the weight of all the dumb they've created, I will thrive.

I think of it more like there is this wall of people who have learned that if they just do nothing, then other people come along and fix it for them. Like if Learned Helplessness was a survival strategy. I find I've had to learn how to do things with out help because when I ask for help, all I get told is "no" or "that's not possible" and so forth. Things still need to get done. And I stop asking the human loop tapes that just always say "no" on repeat. Maybe it's low IQ or maybe it's brain damage? They are a resistant force to anything that is good in the world.

I saw this clip of a room of people complaining about how mono-sodium-glutimate (MGS) makes them feel sick. All the complaining about MSG was the same for if they were just dehydrated: light headed, fatigued, dizzy. The guy talking on the video was even drinking a sports drink with "Electrolytes". It's literally the plot from the movie Idiocracy. Electrolytes are the body's salts that get sweat out during intense exorcise. If you're not doing that then you don't need the extra salt. MSG is really salty and can make you feel dehydrated. So all these people were complaining that they were dehydrated while still drinking salty sugar water. But we have ban the scary Asian chemical.

I think of Idiocracy anytime I see a product advertised with "Electorlites". I saw this leminaid drink in an ad and it said "with eloctrolites". Choco-cola and all soda put salt in the soda to make the drinker keep drinking more soda. Coca-cola is famous for this. Extra sugar is then put-in to mask the taste of the salt, so I guess you could say that choca-cola has "Electorlytes" too.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Barry the diesel mechanic from down the road might have some advice and learning in him, but he even if he does, he won't be able to articulate himself as well as the guy who makes a living as a public intellectual.

Barry the diesel mechanic from down the road possesses a useful skill that you don't have, even with your LARPy Roman Empire username that makes you think you're intelligent.

Maybe you can articulate yourself into changing your own damn oil, Biggus Dickus.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Barry the diesel mechanic from down the road possesses a useful skill that you don't have, even with your LARPy Roman Empire username that makes you think you're intelligent.

Maybe you can articulate yourself into changing your own damn oil, Biggus Dickus.

Nice projection there retard. I guess your knowledge begins and ends at Monty Python, as only 80 IQ spastics would infer as much from so little.

I pray you find the strength within you to consider suicide.

 

[AMHOLIO]

BTW
Wanted to bump this to say I figured out something (Social Interactions 101)
It's actually an advantage that normalfags love talking about ball so much, because you can admit that you don't really follow it, but they'll still jabber about it. There's the thing: they'll take on most of the burden of the conversation. People like talking, I like talking too much, and so all I have to do is just be their audience and contribute a little back and it's a good exercise in being a listener and makes them happy.

I first really got to thinking about this after I started a new hobby (square dancing) where I interact mainly with old normies (old men and old women alike).

Some of the best advice sociallu is to give people a chance to talk either about themselves or something they love. They're an expert on the former and passionate about both. Nodding along, asking a question every so often to show you listened, asking them again how things are going with their team or hobby the nedt time you see them - as long as you can at least half listen and admit you don't know as much but support them, they'll be satisfied.


Edit: I only don't like normies when they have an incredibly limited range of interests that they don't have that much passion for. I think that might be a sign of depression though.

I will say I hate people who hate normies an abnormal amount. Bitching about normies and how they don't understand sometimes is fine, but endless bitching? I'm always better than them type rants? Calm your tits you're depressing me.

 

[Dysnomia]

How to normies the term trolling seems to just mean "that person said a mean thing on Facebook and now I'm sad".
It's infected news articles and we've got tweets about how so and so celebrity looks fat or did a dumb thing being called trolling.

 

[stares at error messages]

Normies have no concept of qualitative reasoning, case and point:
I was looking at rechargeable batteries to buy and I'm looking though the reviews when I seen this:

The product being sold was AAA Hixon Rechargeable batteries. This normie leaves a 1 star review because he doesn't even know what kind of batteries he has. He is surprised that AAA batteries are smaller than AA batteries, and suffers from a fundamental attribution error in thinking that AA batteries are actually AAA batteries, which is incorrect. The product he bought was listed correctly. He's just a normie.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Daaaamn, that's one hell of a thread bump.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

TikTok brain is real. That shit frys your attention span and lowers your IQ. Normies love tiktok.

Social media over saturation. Anyone who disagrees can go over to Patrick "fat faggot" Tomlinson thread and see it happen.

They are afraid to speak or seek out the truth.

Lack of independent thought.

 

[The Hardest R]

- Normies absolutely cannot handle nuance.

- Normies can’t and won’t plan ahead. The statistic that most can’t handle a $1,000 emergency is not that shocking because the normie attitude is to spend all the money in their paycheck. Saving money is for faggots.

- Main characters on a TV show must absolutely be the good guys or else they get confused or upset.

- MUH 401K must always go up and when it goes down, they panic sell. Normies buy high and sell low.

- Normies forget how to drive during the first snowfall. Lots of cars and trucks in the ditch the first few weeks of bad weather because they feel there should be absolutely no difference in how they drive whether it’s clear or it’s icy or they’ll pull out right in front of you and drive slow.

 

[Coldgrip]

- Normies absolutely cannot handle nuance.

This is especially true when trying to talk about history with them. What they learned in school is the gospel truth and the idea that it's not one historical incident that lead to another but a series of small incidents that created a domino effect seems to be beyond their comprehension.

 

[The Last Stand]

When I assist customers with their phone/computer and provide a task, they say, "How do I do that?" Not even the fact that many people don't know their way around smartphones, but rather the tone of voice they use to ask for help.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

This is especially true when trying to talk about history with them. What they learned in school is the gospel truth and the idea that it's not one historical incident that lead to another but a series of small incidents that created a domino effect seems to be beyond their comprehension.

For normies, understanding history means knowing exact year, day and month historical events happened, what degenerate caused them and nothing much more beyond that. Like, they might not know Germans before WW2 were crushed by severe inflation and not just feeling generally frustrated and all nationalistic from lost WW1, but don't you dare to not remember the exact date the WW2 ended. For them, it's easier to memorize the dates, than to understand causal connections.

What defines normies to me, is that they touch every topic only superficially and after two sentences max they move to a different one, if it's not about breads and circuses, watching the latter in particular. You can't just have a deeper conversation with them, if you try, they dismiss it and say something like ''Is it what it is'', ''That's the way it goes'' or ''Yea but what can you do with that''.
What I hate about them is, that a single specimen (embodied by someones' dumb romantic partner, let's say) can effectivelly kill any conversation that could happen between a group of more interesting and educated people, they just have the power to steer it some dull direction.

 

[Uphold Kumquats]

When I assist customers with their phone/computer and provide a task, they say, "How do I do that?" Not even the fact that many people don't know their way around smartphones, but rather the tone of voice they use to ask for help.

When I worked in IT support, we had a customer who would demand we be there in person to show everything. We signed a contract for a year to support his business (let's just say it wasn't renewed). We'd usually remote in and help a customer or create documentation on even the simplest tasks... He literally removed the ethernet cord on one occasion, so we couldn't see what he wanted as he refused to elaborate. He was an hour away; we ended up going to find out that he wanted to attach a graph to his email, but not in attachment form but as a simple image "to impress his parent company."

Another customer we swear the customer had dementia; he'd call every few days to say the computer wasn't working; he'd just never turn on the screen... If the sticky note ever fell off that reminded him to "turn on the screen," he'd call straight in; it was a government contract, so I don't know if they just hired mentally retarded people or what, but that was one of the more annoying of them.