Things you want to do before you die. Your "Bucket List" - We only have a limited time before death.

[Kermit Jizz]

Call Josh fat to his face.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Here's my Bucket List:
1. Cum Bucket
2. Piss Bucket
3. Shit Bucket
4. KFC Bucket
5. Water Bucket
6. Lava Bucket
7. Chocolate Bucket
8. White Chocolate Bucket
9. Black Chocolate Bucket
10. Gray Chocolate Bucket

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I don't have an officual list as such, but here are some I'm dead intent on doing, if not have a burning desire to do:

1) Live abroad, at least for a period where I could say officially my home is in a country other than my birth nation. Had COVID not happened, I would've accomplished this by now.

2) Publish a book the old fashioned way, having it pass through the rigours of a legitimate publishing house. I've had a few short stories published in the past, but nothing major. Vanity publishing wouldn't cut it.

3) Get married, have children. Without PLing too much, this would be meaningful for me on numerous levels beyond the obvious. I would legitimately be disappointed in myself if I didn't achieve (both) of these things.

 

[DankSmoker]

I want to be wearing some clean white pants before I die.

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

Get a German Shepherd.

See the Rockies.

I can’t think of anything else. Not sure if that’s a good or bad thing.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Reach my 10,000th birthday before getting my head chopped off in my castle by either a post-apocalyptic barbarian or a ragtag band of one old guy, one 5 year old, and 3-6 badly dressed teenagers.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

3) Get married, have children. Without PLing too much, this would be meaningful for me on numerous levels beyond the obvious. I would legitimately be disappointed in myself if I didn't achieve (both) of these things.

Your subhuman untermensch genetics do not deserve to be passed-on to future generations

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

shave my cat before he dies (he's 13)

 

[msd]

I wanna atleast teach English in Japan for a year before I die.

EDIT:remembered another bucket list, I wanna go visit tombstone again, that place was awesome

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

Become immortal.

 

[M3xus]

I used to want to go overseas, but I realized how little I've actually seen of the country when I step back and think about it. I want to go on a cross-country road trip, East to West.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Your subhuman untermensch genetics do not deserve to be passed-on to future generations

As your genetic superior fellow studlier farmer, please uninstall yourself from life.

Jk bro, I love niggers.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

1. Visit North Korea and have a beer there
2. Throw a shoe at a celebrity

 

[TurdFondler]

1. Visit North Korea and have a beer there
2. Throw a shoe at a celebrity

A warm bier? As the germans say. Heard those were killer.

 

[OrsonZedd]

1. Write a novel
2. Write a comics book
3. Make a music album
4. Put communism in rule of the world

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

some of my list:

• get married and have a child. used to be appalled at this idea, but now that ive gotten older it is a strong desire i have.
• travel more in this country. ive only seen maybe 6 states. id like to se them all.
• i have a few countries i want to visit: czech republic, Switzerland, Iceland, Greenland, germany(only really to see some ww2 sutff), france (again, mostly ww1 and ww2 stuff), italy(mostly roman ruins), greece(mostly greek ruins), japan, egypt(only interested in egyptian ruins)
• find a job which i find fulfilling and enjoyable.
• find a hobby which actually does interest me.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I've realized, as an adult who has been employed at one job or another for 20 years, that work is gay, and now I just want to leech off the state.

And I want a girl to instinctively crush my face with her buttcheeks, just clench them like f**king shoelaces. (Millennials they eat the poo poo)

4. Put communism in rule of the world

tfw born in the sick, neoliberal west.

 

[One Eyed Lord]

Have more people in my life than (mainly) three,

Find things that make me happy that aren't the same handful of games,

Get physically fit,

Be better at finding motivation,

Travel at least a little.

 

[Sundae]

-Go surfing
-Go snowboarding
-Publish at least one novel and one comic
-Cross country trip across Australia
-Do some volunteer work at a big cat sanctuary (I want to pet at least one tiger)
-Travel to Easter Island and see the Moai up close
-Travel to Egypt to see the pyramids and the Sphinx
-Travel to Brazil
-Get some good buddies together and lock ourselves in a haunted location overnight to see if we can get proof of the paranormal
-Strap a video camera to the top of my car and drive towards a massive tornado/go storm chasing
-Ride in one of these:

-And ride in one of these:

And finally, right before I die, build a shelter for cats, dogs, and other animals somewhere out in the country (preferably in farm country, so they can have a nice place to be safe and run around).

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

I want to purchase a wood-lathe and teach myself how to turn chunks of wood into $$$$.