Thirstiest Lolcow - They're looking for tom-tom to pound...

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Who do you think is the thirstiest cow? I'm gonna put John S. Bulla out there to start. What say you?

 

[nice]

Chris

 

[Cripple]

Russell Greer. Pretty sure he sends 500 thirsty IG messages a day.

 

[Crisseh]

Tommy Tooter.

He'll fuck anything that moves.

 

[nice]

I'm gonna put John S. Bulla out there to start.

Russell Greer. Pretty sure he sends 500 thirsty IG messages a day.

Honestly, though, these two are a close tie at the top. They are both as thirsty as each other, but deal with their flirtations in very, very different ways.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Lucas Werner

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Definitely John (sexually) Bulla

Nick Bate was pretty pervy as well but I'm sure he's getting a lot of action in the slammer.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I'd put in John Bulla, Russel Greer, @James Terry Mitchell Jr, Lucas Werner, and @Laughs_Under_Lucricities.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

if the object of desire is a tranny or Gloria Tesch, then definitely @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

@Buffalo Bill is usually thirsty for other trannies. When we usually wish he was thirsty for Clorox.

 

[Zorge]

Roketsune since he bragged about being a kiwifarms member while being a pedo and used a roketsune account on here that matches the same IP as @Field Marshal Crappenberg while wanting to throw the farms in a witch hunt to find his account. Then there is also the Altfur thing which he bragged about posting the info and then ducked as soon as he got doxed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What about Nick Bate?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Tommy Tooter.

He'll fuck anything that moves.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Timothy Witbeck the Otter Failure. He's so thirsty he'd take Phil's "girlfriend" that looks like Slingblade.

 

[Calooby]

Are they thirsty enough for a dickin', anally? Because if they actually want it, I'm not down with it! It's not fun when it's consensual!

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Are they thirsty enough for a dickin', anally? Because if they actually want it, I'm not down with it! It's not fun when it's consensual!

All the ones in the Rat King are accustomed to nonconsensual #ANALRIPS.

 

[InLivingTuna]

Lucas Werner comes to mind

 

[MistressCaridad]

Russhole Greer and John S(exually) Bulla (of fucks) both get my vote.

 

[Barbarella]

Russ Greer for sure. I'll throw Dan Cilley into the ring, since he wants to create an entire culture based on sex and vegetables.

 

[Aristophanes]

I'd say (in no particular order) that Russell Greer, John S Bulla, Lucas Werner, and Dan Cilley are the thirstiest cows we have here. And OPL of course.