This is for Personal Reason

[Polentic]

I'm writing a story about a boy name Alexander. (NOT REAL PERSON)
Basically the book is his entire internet history being layed out and showing how evil he is.
Pretend these are edgy messages from a video game forum, political, porn. Make messages!
EX : :3opps is faggot." "stop camping nigga"
Btw he's white. Closeted Furry. Pedo.
Your messages will be included in the story. And I might post it here.

EDIT : Clarifying. Forum posts/ private messages / social media posts
That's what I meant.

 

[Elint Castwood]

First search: How to tell if your being a cringe ass naynay baby

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

it's you op the alexander

 

[Akashic Retard]

DarkLord6x3 is a faggot and wont 1v1 me

 

[The Feline Solution]

 

[Ultrapenguin]

This story is dumb and the person who wrote it got these forum posts from kiwifarms.net. Look it up, dear reader, and send the guy who runs it some bitcoin for his legal fees.

PS: Niggers.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Back in 2006 AOL accidentally leaked a bunch of keyword searches, which you could probably use since there is some extreme degeneracy in there. Some examples:




Amazingly, the Something Awful compilations of these still exist:

https://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/aol-search-log/1/
https://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/aol-search-log-2/1/

 

[Sho'nuff]

*Insert current president/leader of your country* huffs Jenkem.

 

[Skitarii]

Interesting idea, OP, it's certainly unique. Plus writing from the perspective of an internet schizo would give you an excuse to drop the nigger word every 2 sentences

 

[DumbDude42]

and then alexander said "hello reader, i'm breaking the fourth wall to tell you that the author of this book is a tremendous faggot"

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

I push them up into my body cavity like a sumo wrestler does. But usually they pop out and slide around. But as long as don't sit on them and avoid potholes as much as possible, I'm fine.


OR

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pastadome.73538/post-6958455

 

[Icterus]

A Christmas Carol, but Scrooge is a terminally-online-furry-pedo.

 

[Absolutego]

That horror movie where they all got haunted via a Skype call and the fat kid put his hand in a blender unironically had better execution than this.