This is Kiwi Farms

[Patrick Bait-man]

[Chorus]
Sneeds and Chucks of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our forum of Kiwi Farms

This is Kiwi Farms, this is Kiwi Farms
Lolcows scream in the dead of night

This is Kiwi Farms, everybody have a laugh
Sneed or feed till the troons gonna 41% of fright
It's our forum, everybody sneed
In this forum of Kiwi Farms

[Liz]
I am the one hiding under your lowercase-i internet
Dilator sharp and girl-talk ready

[Bossman]
I am the one hiding under your gambling site
Busted wall and rats in my chat

[Chorus]
This is Kiwi Farms, this is Kiwi Farms
Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms
Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms

In this forum we call home
Everyone hail to the dear feeder

In this forum, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next big lolcow

Round that corner, Tier-1 ISP hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll

Sneed!
This is Kiwi Farms
White 'n' gray and kiwi green

Aren't you scared?

Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the medallion
Ride with the -chu in the dead of night

Everybody sneed, everybody sneed

In our forum of Kiwi Farms

[Rekieta]
I am the non-practicing lawyer with the bottle-licking tongue
Here in a flash and gone with a balldo

[Dick]
I am the cow when you call: Juju?
I am the fake laugh blowing through your eardrums

[Vito]
I am the pedo on the Internet at night
Filling your kids to the brim with fright

[Chorus]
This is Kiwi Farms, this is Kiwi Farms
Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms
Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms

Tender lolcows everywhere
Life's no fun without a good laugh

That's our job, but we're not illegal
In our forum of Kiwi Farms

In this forum

Don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next big lolcow

Joshua Moon might catch you in the back
And screech like an autist
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Kiwi Farms, everybody sneed

Won't ya please make way for a very special droopy-eyed guy

Our man Josh is Ooperator of the Kiwi Farms
Everyone hail to the Lolcow King now

This is Kiwi Farms, this is Kiwi Farms
Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms
Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms

In this forum we call home
Everyone hail to the dear feeder

La, la, la, (Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms)
La-la-la, la, la (Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms)
La-la-la, la, la, (Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms)
La-la-la, la-la-la, SNEED

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

 

[Vingle]