this is my reality..

[princess azula]

Highlights (if you don't wanna waste your time watching):


AL has a stye on her eye.

Becky has a migraine is eating snap peas/fruit/yogurt while AL is having eggs and, you guessed it, pre-cooked bacon for breakfast.

AL tells us yet again that she prefers pre-cooked bacon and DOESN'T SCRAMBLE HER EGGS BEFORE SHE PUTS THEM IN THE PAN (how many times has she told us this now?)

AL is going to go print off a story she's been writing... that she claims is 110,000 words.

"I actually recently just bought a printer so I could do this, it also has a copy machine and a scan"

"I need to erase my white board, I've been on delay of that!"

They went to Texas Roadhouse but it was too packed so they went to some Chinese place instead.

Then she talks about how she wakes up every day motivated to lose weight and be healthy, and the motivation basically decreases steadily throughout the day until she gives in and binges. She eats 2 TV dinners, a family size bag of kettle chips, and a few cookies. She feels like she's "possessed" and even though she was getting acid reflux while she ate, she kept eating.

 

[Xenomorph]

Oooof Necky is not having it.
Its a sore kids!

 

[Yui]

"I just use already fully cooked bacon cuz I like that thuu best" Is it possible for her to cook bacon without mentioning this? She almost seems proud of the fact she has never cooked regular bacon, as if she's aware of how little a personality she has outside of food and impulsive shopping for cheap tacky shit, so she holds onto any little thing she think people might perceive as quirky. Becky also looks like she wants to kill herself more each vlog

 

[PiggyPie]

Has the presence of mind to film all the food she is about to binge on but says she can't control it.

Okay bitch.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

I don't understand how she can write ANYTHING with her preschool vocabulary.

 

[Xenomorph]

Has the presence of mind to film all the food she is about to binge on but says she can't control it.

Okay bitch.

"I'm being possessed"
Someone call the fat fuck binge division of Ghost Hunters!

 

[shantay]

Amber is so infuriating

I wonder what their house smells like after the queen of moderation finishes binging and lets out her post binge farts

 

[Yui]

I don't understand how she can write ANYTHING with her preschool vocabulary.

What do you mean? With words like "ate-en" I'm sure it will set a new standard for literature world wide

 

[FrownyFace]

She says she eats a big lunch and is fine for about six hours but then is ready to eat the whole house. But that’s only something somebody with bing eating disorder can understand. This is only something that happens to bingers. I’m sure it’s NEVER happened to everybody on earth with access to food in their house.

TBH I expected this binge to be worse. “I’ll prob eat about half of these chips.” I thought binging meant you just eat everything and can’t control yourself at all. Maybe I was wrong. But this is Amber, none of her crap makes sense.

 

[Xanax]

Amber is so infuriating

I wonder what their house smells like after the queen of moderation finishes binging and lets out her post binge farts

Just point your nose in the geographical direction of her house, you'll probably be able to smell it

 

[angelicbitch]

Spends half of the video trying to prove that she has BED and continously mentioning that she does it every day after people here have called her out on her not actually meeting the criteria for BED.

She never even made mention of binging in her cheat day video. Lies, lies, lies.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Has the presence of mind to film all the food she is about to binge on but says she can't control it.

Okay bitch.

Exactly this!

 

[classtrash]

So she filmed what she was going to eat during her binge, she had the self awareness of what she was about to do. She knew she was going to shove all that food down and how painful it makes her chest feel (perfect health y'all). She knew it would bring on a bout of depression... and she still did it. Don't bring it into the house if you know what you're going to do. She is going to put Becky in a caretakers position that she didn't sign up for. Becky will resent her, if she doesn't already. Soon when Amber can't bring the things into the house herself, she will send Becky out to get them. If she doesn't bring them back, she knows she'll have an upset toddler to tend to. It's becoming more and more like a freak show. Will she vlog when she can't move from one position? What ever will we do with our time gorls? Oh yeah, forget about her and continue on about our day. That's right, Amber. In 5 years time you'll just be "hey remember that liar who hopped girlfriend to girlfriend and ate herself to death?" Only you can change that. Get help.

 

[PT 404]

I find it hard to believe that morbidly obese people make poor choices when it comes to self control.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

She said she needs to go buy ink for her printer but I thought she didn't have a printer?

ETA: Ok so she bought a printer, guess we won't be seeing anymore lieberry trips.

 

[Xenomorph]

She says she eats a big lunch and is fine for about six hours but then is ready to eat the whole house. But that’s only something somebody with bing eating disorder can understand. This is only something that happens to bingers. I’m sure it’s NEVER happened to everybody on earth with access to food in their house.

TBH I expected this binge to be worse. “I’ll prob eat about half of these chips.” I thought binging meant you just eat everything and can’t control yourself at all. Maybe I was wrong. But this is Amber, none of her crap makes sense.

Well it is April Fools maybe shes trying to fool us that this is all she eats in her binge.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

"I never scramble my ayygs before..." *shows her putting them into the pan and then scrambling them.
Why does she have to remind us of this fact every single time she makes eggs. We know why you never scramble your eggs in a bowl prior to putting them in the pan. Because that is extra work. Which you avoid at all costs.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I wish I could see the full shot of Amberlynn sitting on the floor with her snacks and TV dinners scattered about. God, what a sight for Eric or Ricky to walk in on.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Becky tells her she doesn't want to eat one of the grapes because it's rotten. Amber looks at it and says, "No, this is not a rotten."
I'm convinced she's trolling when she does this. Just like with, "I never broke a furniture."
Or maybe she really is just over the top dumb and can't help it. Maybe a mixture of both?

*ETA:
She just said, "So far today I've only aten the one time". Nevermind. She is just a dumbass.

 

[Malibougie]

Doesn’t everyone get really hungry after eating Chinese food? And that wasn’t all that she ate there. It was a buffet. No restaurant sells just 2 crab rangoon. Bitch please. This was probably just your warm up- which is fine, but stop lying and misleading! It’s not “raw and real” if you aren’t being real.

That wasn’t a binge that she had. That was a well thought out plan to over eat. She says that she blacks out in binge. She had the forethought to tape before hand and describe exactly how she feels. She blames the “binge” so that she is the victim. No one but her could understand what it is like.

I don’t think she has BED at all. I think she is a food addict. It’s like someone who got hooked on pain pills due to an injury and they stay on them well past the point of where they need them and they blame the pain as to why they have to refill. She has to eat because “binge”.