this is not ditch weed

Those pistols look like an abused spouse, the amount of pistols and lack of trichomes makes me think it was fed water from someone one's bladder. The trim job is terrible and would never ever let money leave my hands for that.
 
lol that shit looks like nuggets aka the lowest grade of weed that dont have seeds

if you paid more than 20 bucks for a cut of that you're an idiot oh wait this is tommy he probably paid 60 like it's still 2003
 
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"According to the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA), ditch weed is defined as wild and scattered marijuana plants with no evidence of being planted, fertilized, or tended."

Looks like ditch weed to me.
 
Tom wouldn't know good weed if it infested his hovel and bit him in the ass....oh wait that's fleas
 
You know Tommy, I hear there's some stuff called jenkem that'll really get you high. Have you thought of trying that?
Cheapest high on Earth. Just ask Pickwick, if a 13 year old can make it anyone can.
aw hell naaah this nigga smokin reggie
More like this nigga smoking broccoli.
 
When I was in middle school and someone I knew decided to show off the rabbit treats they'd been duped into buying and smoking, I'd laugh at what a tryhard monumental faggot they were being. Thomas, male, is old enough to be my father.

lol
 
this is not a pedo dogfucker who shits HIMSELF on the reg
 

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Your weed is trash. You fuck dogs. You've probably tried to abduct children by offering them candy & video games (neither of which you actually have to give, should they accept your offer). Your life is worth less than nothing.

Nobody will bat an eyelash when the putrid odor wafting from your decrepit domicile finally prompts someone to send anyone to perform a wellness check. Your corpse will be found, the poor soul that finds it will most assuredly vomit. Nobody will claim you, no funeral, cremation if you're lucky. Even then, your ashes will most likely be discarded by way of a flushing toilet. Somehow even that seems too good for the likes of what you've been while here on this physical plane. Oh well.

I sincerely hope someone brutally murders you. And yes, I'm mad.
 

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A thread titled "this is not ditch weed" followed by a picture of what is obviously ditch weed.

Easily one of the top 5 all-time funniest Tooter threads. Just one more thing he thinks he's an expert on, but isn't. Alas, if it isn't leering at minors or dog fucking, he doesn't have the experience.
 
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