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ICametoLurk

ICametoLurk

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http://archive.is/WbGIx

I don't know why I called myself a pedophile, but I did. I'm not like that. I may have dirty thoughts about underage grils, but that's pretty much it. I'm not really sure what means to be a pedophile. I can't look it up because the wiki page is probably blocked. I'll go check. It wasn't blocked. I fit none of the criteria. Well it's good that's taken care of.
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So the other day Sherlac Everomore joined this site. He linked his Youtube account on his kiwi profile. Me and @Marisa Kirisame took a look at his kiwi farms profile and found something from it.

On his Youtube Account he posted links to all his other accounts

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In every single online account he goes by either Charles Schwaniger (HIS ACTUAL FUCKING NAME) or hyperguy152.

Clicking on his Devintart account revealed not only he loves MLP and Sonic as any other Autist, but also is a Nice Guy.

What is it about me that girls don't like? Is it my autism? My weight? My tendency to like girls who are already taken? What is it? I'm a nice guy. I'm smart. I have superb agility. I don't see why they don't want me. Maybe it's them. I don't think that's the case. It must be me.
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http://archive.is/MndP1

Good news is that he overcame this by falling in love with a 12 year old girl


This hopeless romantic is in love once again, but I assure you that this time it's different. Her name is Maddie, and she's the most wonderful girl in the world. I've already written a love poem for her, but I want to see what you guys think of it before I give it. The main problem is the 4 to 5 age difference between us. I don't have a problem with it, but my parents, my teacher, and apparently the law do. But believe me. you realy do need to worry. I only want to make her happy. An if she says, "Hey, go away," I will, but I'll think better still. I'd better stay around and love her. Do you think I have a case? Let me ask it to her face, "Do you like you love me?"
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Pedo said:
I'm actually making progress with her. She's letting me touch her, and she even smiles at me. There are two possible reasons for t Now would be a good time to tell you about Cory. Cory is my school's newest student. He somehow thinks Maddison is his girfriend, but the fealings not mutual. Either she's using me to shield herself from Cory, or she's actually taking a liking for me. Either way, I win.
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http://archive.is/0WmYM
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He made a poem for the 12 year old he loved

Maddie, oh Maddie,
You make me quite gladdie.
Your hair is soft and keen.

Though it seems at first peep
That I am a creep
For our age, there’s five years in between.

You’re such a sweet girl.
You make my heart whirl,
And your eyes light up my night.

So I think I’ll say,
“I love you” today.
To me, you are Miss Right.
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Maddie, Maddie, Cincinnati
Knew you when I was just a laddie
The sight of you made me so batty.
Maddie, Maddie, Cincinnati

Maddie, Maddie, Cincinnati
Oh my god, you were so bratty.
And now my mind is torn and ratty.
Maddie, Maddie, Cincinnati

Maddie, Maddie, Cincinnati
You're in my head and oh so chatty.
Get out right now, you stupid tabby.
Maddie, Maddie, Cincinnati
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Pedo said:
This hopeless romantic is in love once again, but I assure you that this time it's different. Her name is Maddie, and she's the most wonderful girl in the world. I've already written a love poem for her, but I want to see what you guys think of it before I give it. The main problem is the 4 to 5 age difference between us. I don't have a problem with it, but my parents, my teacher, and apparently the law do. But believe me. you realy do need to worry. I only want to make her happy. An if she says, "Hey, go away," I will, but I'll think better still. I'd better stay around and love her. Do you think I have a case? Let me ask it to her face, "Do you like you love me?
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Maddie and I have been argueing lately. Only little things, like whether it's true or not your cat will eat you when you're dead. Today we were in the Army-Navy store, when I joke about pushing her inlt a rack of flags. She said that she would get me for that. I replied, "No, I'm going to get you." Then she said, "I'd like to see you try," so then I grabed her and attempted to kiss her. I should say that Maddie is not technically my girlfriend, so this action caused her to scream. That made my blood pressure spike for a little while. My teacher said not to do that agian, which I won't. He also made me appologise to her, and he made her do the same when he found out that she was also at fault. Well, my mom's home, and I don't want her to know about this, so bye. EDIT: I'm back. I can't stop thinking about Maddie. I dread having a three-day weekend simply because it means another day without her. All I want to do is to be with her. I don't have her number or anything, so contacting her outside of school is infinately improbable. And if I do ask for any contact information, my parents or my teacher will get on my case about it. I'm stuck. I have no means of contacting her without adult supervion.
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I know I said I'm over Maddison, but it's hard. This is mostly because I need a girl to obsess over, and she seems like the only option. I've also developed this habbit of calling her Numb-Numbs. Usually I call her that softly so that the staff (all of which are over 45) can't hear, and the only way they know I said it is because she tells them. I tell them that I didn't say anything, and they trust me because in their mind, I tell the truth.

Back to what I was saying before the whole "Numb-Numbs" thing. I obess over Maddison because I have nobody else to obess over...unless there's some one willing for me to obsess over them.
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Apparently he fell in love with another young underage girl after breaking up with Maddison.

It happened again yesterday. I can't be sure it was her I saw. It looked like her, she acted like her, but whether or not it is her shall remain as uncertain as everything else regarding me and her.

Sometimes I wish I could erase her from my memory, thinking that it would make me the happier person I was before I met her, but I know deep down that will not solve anything. I also know she's thinking the same.

I feel it would help me move on if I could speek to her one more time, but I'm not sure if it would actually accomplish anything. I don't what it is I should do. I'm not getting closure by just respecting her space. I need to get what I feel out to her. I want her to know I'm sorry.
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http://archive.is/t8xKl


Like every other Autistic lover of underage girls, he has his own theme song
https://u.nya.is/sguknj.mp3

http://archive.is/v5nX6
 
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Thanks to @Marisa Kirisame for doing this

Poems
http://archive.is/Alkqa "And in case you're wondering, I'm 17, and she's 12."
http://archive.is/ezUZe (wrote this in 2012)
http://archive.is/4Rtlx

Journal Entries
http://archive.is/cT2mJ "I'm a nice guy."
http://archive.is/KSERD
http://archive.is/byEhG
http://archive.is/eGDjL
http://archive.is/wIBzU (check out the comments lol)
http://archive.is/E3TFs
http://archive.is/d5ba3
http://archive.is/IVODS
http://archive.is/fqzf6
http://archive.is/0WmYM "You're touching a 12 year old?" "She turned 13 last month."
http://archive.is/WbGIx "1 4m 4 p3d0f113. "
http://archive.is/BLFmE "I may have dirty thoughts about underage grils, but that's pretty much it."
http://archive.is/VSXEb
http://archive.is/KQTox
http://archive.is/kUPUP
http://archive.is/0uOyW
http://archive.is/iwMO5
http://archive.is/CD46C
http://archive.is/w72YN
http://archive.is/gSFFG
http://archive.is/rjhMC
http://archive.is/91fsO

Art
http://archive.is/hb0Ch
http://archive.is/TMt1W
http://archive.is/6iqag
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ICametoLurk said:
http://archive.is/WbGIx


http://archive.is/KACSZ

This is being said by this person
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So the other day Sherlac Everomore joined this site. He linked his Youtube account on his kiwi profile. Me and @Marisa Kirisame took a look at his kiwi farms profile and found something from it.

On his Youtube Account he posted links to all his other accounts

veIrpJd.png


In every single online account he goes by either Charles Schwaniger (HIS ACTUAL FUCKING NAME) or hyperguy152.

Clicking on his Devintart account revealed not only he loves MLP and Sonic as any other Autist, but also is a Nice Guy.


http://archive.is/MndP1

Good news is that he overcame this by falling in love with a 12 year old girl



http://archive.is/fqzf6



http://archive.is/0WmYM
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He made a poem for the 12 year old he loved


http://archive.is/Alkqa


http://archive.is/ezUZe


http://archive.is/byEhG


http://archive.is/eGDjL


http://archive.is/fqzf6

Apparently he fell in love with another young underage girl after breaking up with Maddison.



http://archive.is/t8xKl


Like every other Autistic lover of underage girls, he has his own theme song
https://u.nya.is/sguknj.mp3

http://archive.is/v5nX6
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I regret calling him cool... lo siento... @Kiwi Jeff you gotta see this lol
 
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