This morning I... - what did you do this morning?

[エボラちゃん]

Are you serious?
Maybe if you're a girl it works like that, but for a man, starting the day with a wank ,would only help to make you feel knackered.

The first thing I want to do in the morning when I wake up is empty my bladder tbh.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Watched TNC vs Mineski in MDL Changsha Major 2018

 

[Monika H.]

I ate some red velvet cake, and felt it was just kind of meh at best. Especially compared to the place's strawberry cake.

Red velvet cake is made with cherry, or am I wrong? I'd prefer that over the strawberry one, but if they made better the latter, then it'd be another story.

Are you serious?
Maybe if you're a girl it works like that, but for a man, starting the day with a wank ,would only help to make you feel knackered.

I think it's variable from person to person. I had read it in medical magazine, by the way. I myself wouldn't be actually capable of masturbating after waking up. I think what you said is applicable to persons who tend of get sleepy after the deed. But for some people it's actually energizing.

The first thing I want to do in the morning when I wake up is empty my bladder tbh.

I think that's actually the first thought of everyone.

 

[エボラちゃん]

Red velvet cake is made with cherry, or am I wrong? I'd prefer that over the strawberry one, but if they made better the latter, then it'd be another story.


I think it's variable from person to person. I had read it in medical magazine, by the way. I myself wouldn't be actually capable of masturbating after waking up. I think what you said is applicable to persons who tend of get sleepy after the deed. But for some people it's actually energizing.


I think that's actually the first thought of everyone.

But if your peepee is hard and you want to pee how can you masturbate before going to the bathroom?
And after peeing how can you still want to fap?

 

[UW 411]

What an experience!
I'm happy everything went well for you, but be more careful next time, okay?

Thanks! I feel so lucky and really stupid - I'll be extra careful when in a rush to get out the door in future.

I had a wonderful morning while out though, saw a beautiful male peacock with excellent plumage and got lots done.
I hugged the dog extra hard when I got back, in an alternate universe I'm probably in between phoning the police and chasing my dog down/putting up missing pet posters so I'm grateful my stupid error didn't cost me and won't do it again.

Worst part is the keyring is huge. I have no idea how I could have left it and didn't notice until I got home. Counting my lucky stars. If this were my old neighbourhood I'd have been screwed before I'd left the end of the road!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Pondered on why it is the last scene from my dream before the alarm went off was me watching some Korean kid dunk a banana into a toilet bowl. I'm still trying to figure out what that means and why that had to kickstart my morning.

 

[Monika H.]

But if your peepee is hard and you want to pee how can you masturbate before going to the bathroom?
And after peeing how can you still want to fap?

No idea...
Maybe we should start a poll and ask to those who actually do?

Thanks! I feel so lucky and really stupid - I'll be extra careful when in a rush to get out the door in future.

I had a wonderful morning while out though, saw a beautiful male peacock with excellent plumage and got lots done.
I hugged the dog extra hard when I got back, in an alternate universe I'm probably in between phoning the police and chasing my dog down/putting up missing pet posters so I'm grateful my stupid error didn't cost me and won't do it again.

Worst part is the keyring is huge. I have no idea how I could have left it and didn't notice until I got home. Counting my lucky stars. If this were my old neighbourhood I'd have been screwed before I'd left the end of the road!

Well, let's just be happy everything got well in the end!
Peacocks are very beautiful animals, they have the most wonderful combination of colors and have can have a really soothing call when they open their beaks.
Albino peacocks take the cake for being the most beautiful and delicate though.

Pondered on why it is the last scene from my dream before the alarm went off was me watching some Korean kid dunk a banana into a toilet bowl. I'm still trying to figure out what that means and why that had to kickstart my morning.

Ah, the dream realm is a mysterious and complex as the human mind....

 

[Reynard]

Red velvet cake is made with cherry, or am I wrong? I'd prefer that over the strawberry one, but if they made better the latter, then it'd be another story.

Red velvet is just chocolate diluted with food coloring and cream cheese frosting. I like the frosting, but the cake is kinda meh, in my opinion. This bakery we got it from happens to have amazing strawberry cake, though. Like, to where it's scary how good it is. And I didn't even know strawberry cake was a thing or even one that should exist until then.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

I think it's variable from person to person. I had read it in medical magazine, by the way. I myself wouldn't be actually capable of masturbating after waking up. I think what you said is applicable to persons who tend of get sleepy after the deed. But for some people it's actually energizing.

I think the word youre looking for is relaxing.
If you do any kind of physical activity, masturbating before it, is actually a detriment, because it lowers your testosterone levels.

 

[HY 140]

this morning i woke up at 7 am, took some medicene to help my throat, i coughed so damn much yesterday i lost my voice, its sorta back now but i sound like an old man

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Have coffee and a smoke, take meds then usually eat some granola or oatmeal.

 

[aqua sama]

eat sum breakfast and changed my fishes water and fed the afterwards.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I put together a quick collage for my blog because I try to make something every morning for my followers.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Wake up at 8, lay in my bed browsing my laptop for an hour, hour and a half.

I do this every morning. I think I'm too addicted to my laptop.

 

[Nigger]

slept in.

 

[UW 411]

This morning I messaged mein papa for the first time in years in the the most autistic fashion possible.

Exchange goes as; (paraphrased) Guten tag old man, long time no see. Fancy teaching a girl to fly? (If you could do it...)

I'm (-ally) hoping it will go well and we will bond and I'll be aireborne soon. Realistically I think the old pisshead will laugh and shrug it off. Haven't spoken to him for years and have ignored his cutesy messages "still think about you every day. Treat you to a shopping trip!" Etc... is very transparent but fuck a shopping spree - teach me valuable shit and have more respek for me than that...

Flew with him in his tiger moth and then with his friend in an old piper arrow as a kid, probably my best memory with him.

Recent developments have proven to Spl00ge that life is very much finite and you only get one good go.

Would love to bag that pilot's license. Christ knows you need a license for everything else in britbongland - why not aim high (literally and figuratively?).

Do it faaaather.

 

[Monika H.]

Red velvet is just chocolate diluted with food coloring and cream cheese frosting. I like the frosting, but the cake is kinda meh, in my opinion. This bakery we got it from happens to have amazing strawberry cake, though. Like, to where it's scary how good it is. And I didn't even know strawberry cake was a thing or even one that should exist until then.

Seems like a sweet discovery then
Today I actually tried lemon-minted chocolate sweets. I had in mind to try them for a while now. They were good: the sweet and tenderness of the chocolate made a pleasurable contrast with the acid-bitter note of the lemon.

I think the word youre looking for is relaxing.
If you do any kind of physical activity, masturbating before it, is actually a detriment, because it lowers your testosterone levels.

I think you are right, but I am not sure about the whole thing... maybe I should find someone who does and ask about his experience... @Vrakks ?

this morning i woke up at 7 am, took some medicene to help my throat, i coughed so damn much yesterday i lost my voice, its sorta back now but i sound like an old man

I'm sorry to know you haven't been well
.
Hope you get well soon and make an hasty recovery.

Have coffee and a smoke, take meds then usually eat some granola or oatmeal.

I think it's good you're having breakfast, since a lot of people tend to skip it nowadays.
Although the smoke isn't very healthy.

eat sum breakfast and changed my fishes water and fed the afterwards.

Always take care of the pets and yourself first.

I put together a quick collage for my blog because I try to make something every morning for my followers.

That's a very good idea!
But you don't get to computer just awoke, right? It wouldn't be very healthy for your sight.

Wake up at 8, lay in my bed browsing my laptop for an hour, hour and a half.

I do this every morning. I think I'm too addicted to my laptop.

Hmmm... I don't want to sound judgmental or anything, but it wouldn't be better if you'd go out or make some small exercise, or maybe just take a walk?
It'd be beneficial for your health, and most of all for your eyesight. The damage computer screens do to our eyes it's actually doubled in the first thirty minutes of wake.

slept in.

Okay.

 

[slimes]

I quit my shit job after the final straw fell on a very exhausted camel’s back. Now I’m sending my resume off in every direction with wild abandon.

But I feel a weight off my shoulders knowing I never have to go back.

 

[UW 411]

Seems like a sweet discovery then
Today I actually tried lemon-minted chocolate sweets. I had in mind to try them for a while now. They were good: the sweet and tenderness of the chocolate made a pleasurable contrast with the acid-bitter note of the lemon.


I think you are right, but I am not sure about the whole thing... maybe I should find someone who does and ask about his experience... @Vrakks ?


I'm sorry to know you haven't been well
.
Hope you get well soon and make an hasty recovery.


I think it's good you're having breakfast, since a lot of people tend to skip it nowadays.
Although the smoke isn't very healthy.


Always take care of the pets and yourself first.


That's a very good idea!
But you don't get to computer just awoke, right? It wouldn't be very healthy for your sight.


Hmmm... I don't want to sound judgmental or anything, but it wouldn't be better if you'd go out or make some small exercise, or maybe just take a walk?
It'd be beneficial for your health, and most of all for your eyesight. The damage computer screens do to our eyes it's actually doubled in the first thirty minutes of wake.


Okay.

Awww @Heinrich Himmler - you're the gen-yu-winey-bona-fidey best advice-giver, I love this thread, you always reply to posters with some sage wisdom

ETA: (avoiding a doublepost)
@slimes, good luck with the jobsearch, you sound proactive in your want for employment and I'm sure any prospective employers will see that in you and/or your resume. Congrats for the uplifting feeling though, sounds like you weren't properly appreciated at your old job. Onwards and upwards!

 

[Monika H.]

This morning I messaged mein papa for the first time in years in the the most autistic fashion possible.

Exchange goes as; (paraphrased) Guten tag old man, long time no see. Fancy teaching a girl to fly? (If you could do it...)

I'm (-ally) hoping it will go well and we will bond and I'll be aireborne soon. Realistically I think the old pisshead will laugh and shrug it off. Haven't spoken to him for years and have ignored his cutesy messages "still think about you every day. Treat you to a shopping trip!" Etc... is very transparent but fuck a shopping spree - teach me valuable shit and have more respek for me than that...

Flew with him in his tiger moth and then with his friend in an old piper arrow as a kid, probably my best memory with him.

Recent developments have proven to Spl00ge that life is very much finite and you only get one good go.

Would love to bag that pilot's license. Christ knows you need a license for everything else in britbongland - why not aim high (literally and figuratively?).

Do it faaaather.

That's a really touching thing for you to share. I hope everything goes well and you'll fulfill your dreams ​

I quit my shit job after the final straw fell on a very exhausted camel’s back. Now I’m sending my resume off in every direction with wild abandon.

But I feel a weight off my shoulders knowing I never have to go back.

I feel for you regarding this. I too had to leave a job which was costing me my sanity. I think you did well. Although nowadays everyone needs to work, there are still limits to the thing they can put someone through and pick at his/her self-respect.

Awww @Heinrich Himmler - you're the gen-yu-winey-bona-fidey best advice-giver, I love this thread, you always reply to posters with some sage wisdom

Aw, thank you!
I always try to answer to everyone in a kind way and be of help for every Kiwi however I can!
I'm trying to do my best, and I wholeheartedly appreciate your kind words!