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[Desire Lines]

https://talktotransformer.com this is awesome

"yawning sneasel is a diaperfag. " gave me this:

yawning sneasel is a diaperfag. I'm sure he got some kind of "special" poo, but the only thing he did with it was lay down next to a sink, eat it, and poop. I'm afraid that's exactly what you're seeing from that one.
I don't know if your poop is actually going to be any worse that yours at this point.
So, the next step is actually the "new" thing. I'm not sure what that means, but I'm assuming this will be something different? So… now you're supposed to poop in that diaper, and you're going to have to get up and piss the other guy. But how much did he eat? Did he sit with his legs crossed? Did he lay down beside the sink? I don't know… I wonder why you're so worried about him being fat! How could he be carrying so much poop while eating that much? Your answer is probably the same whether it's on your hands or in your diaper.
I'm not even sure what
(edited)

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

"Zeke Von Genbu is a weeb." gave me this:

Zeke Von Genbu is a weeb. He has an obsession with things to sell. Not every piece of merchandise sold on Ebay is worth much. That's why, with his online stores, he uses technology to promote his stuff.

He has a whole website that is dedicated to his obsession, "How Do I sell $1 of my shit?"

Von Genbu started selling his items in 2015. His goal is simple and, in my opinion, successful. You may have noticed, he doesn't always post about it. But if you don't see it, it's usually because Von Genbu doesn't do it well.

Edit: I tried insulting it and it got angry at me. It's cool, but it's not cool.

Fuck yourself faggot. FUCK YOU SHIT.

My friend, I think I will just tell you this: If someone asks to kiss your ass right now, no one in your life is going to be so pissed as to not say "yes" right then.

The same goes for men. Don't be scared to say no. Just fucking leave. Never tell me that it won't be worth it.

Oh, and if you do decide to tell someone, no one is asking to kiss your ass, so do it and leave after it, OK? Fuck off. If your date isn't interested in kissing, then don't get into a conversation with her. I am just going to leave.

2-5 Guys

You're a guy; that means that if you want to say something to me, it's going to feel like you're basically saying it to ALL of us, right? If you like and are in a "hot" room, or a hot and crowded room, or even with a guy who you're feeling very comfortable around, then it feels good. That's cool, but it's not cool

 

[Rand /pol/]

Somari1996 is a cuckolded faggot. He has a fake penis

and it's bigger than any dude I know. He is also a fucking slut who cannot have anal sex and wants a girl to get it on. I found out this after some sleuthing of his exes. His brother lives right next door as well as a cousin. I could write something about how he molested my sister but that would be redundant. His brother is also a good friend of his who we've worked together in the past but apparently was on the naughty list for some reason. His brother has had sex at a house on 6 other occasions (three of those times there were a girl in the audience and two more times not!) There is a lot more but i'm sorry, i don't feel like writing up some shit on him. Anyway his brother told me that it was my fault for bringing this up in one place but i still feel guilty about how i treated him at one point since he's the father of 5 children and has had some pretty bad behavior

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cow stop and look around? What happened?" And if you didn't make any attempt to explain this, the question will come back and strike you the most: why did the chicken cross the road? Who made the chicken cross the road? Why did the cow stop and look around? How are you supposed to explain this to other humans?

If you are the owner and manager of a chicken farm, you will likely ask other workers – farmers and workers – these same questions. They too will ask these questions. The owner will usually not be able to address all of the questions himself or her while asking them, but he or she will usually explain as well as he or she can. As a result, many farms will answer these questions for you and use it as an example.

However, there will usually be a few chicken and chicken farming associations from different states of the United States that are in fact more interested

Wow, what a motormouth.
Not too bad, though.

 

[Coconut Gun]

I hate niggers and I hope they die. That's all."

Beautiful.

 

[Big Nasty]

Eat my entire ass! She's getting fucked off the wall by a huge ass bovine.

 

[Tetra]

Kiwifarms.com is a website

which provides details on vintage and antique items.

It provides general information on all things vintage and antique

like furniture, toys, books, toys, dolls and more.


We also have lots of items which you may need

from Japan or other places such as Holland, USA.


From the website I can learn a lot about

the things related to Japan:

Where to buy Japan and why do

they are such important parts of Japanese

culture


And I can find

information and info about Japanese things

and the special gifts that Japan has

for some reason it went full weeb while trying to explain the site

 

[SweetDee]

The Ballad Of Baby Firefly:

"Baby Firefly
I'm Not The Fat Girl


What Do You Want
(A Girl Can Finally Dance)

Tender Love
I Think We're Alone

Wish I Was Singing
(Goodbye)

Can't Help Falling In Love
I Don't Want To Live Forever

What Would You Do? Get On Tour With Us Now
What's The Matter With You

I'm a Mighty Mighty Bosstones

I'm Not The Fat Girl
What Do You Want

Tender Love
I Think We're Alone

Wish I Was Singed
(Goodbye)

Can't Help Falling In Love
I Don't Want To Live Forever

What Would You Do? Get On Tour With Us Now
What's The Matter With You

I'm a Mighty Mighty Bosstones"​

 

[chunkygoth]

My result were an overheard conversation by bros arguing over my attributes:

Chunkygoth is the man of today, the woman of tomorrow! Get ready for your biggest yet!

Pairing:

-Cute, but not pretty.

-Dude, but he isn't a dude, either.

-Shit

-Not a hero, dude... no, no, really.

-A bit of a jerk, but not an awesome jerk.


Wrap up:

-Fucking awesome, right?

-He doesn't even do the job, bro.

-Seriously, guys. Get the fuck out of here, I don't want to hear your "no' and 'maybe'."

-Dude is cool, but dudeing doesn't mean shit.

 

[eldri]

Strangely accurate

Joshua Connor Moon is a feeder. He is not the original recipient of those who give away their food, only their food, and to whom they do so because they consider this the only way to make them happy enough to purchase fresh and fresh food. Moon's desire to acquire fresh food and then eat it himself makes him an outcast. He has no interest in buying fresh food from those who want to give away their wealth and become rich because they are so lazy. When he has lost food he turns to strangers and people as the only possibility to supply him with fresh food. He has no idea why people give everything away. Most seem to believe that it is wrong to be greedy, but Moon does not want to think of his feelings about the other poor people he meets. He will be selfish in buying food and then living on it. Because he is lazy and believes that money should always be more valuable than food, he makes a big deal about what his need and happiness

 

[Wendy Carter]

When will Alex Mahan finish Yandere Simulator?

A couple of weeks from now, on the 18th of April. I will begin development again on Yandere Simulator 2 now, as well as Yandere Simulator VR. I will be keeping the updates up-to-date, but don't expect any major gameplay content until the end of May (April 20th). You can still get the two games in the Yandere Simulator Store, and we'd love if you would join our community on Facebook at Facebook.com/YandereDev and follow us on Twitter @YandereDev. Also, if you would have any questions, leave a comment on our subreddit, subreddit.gg, or visit our Discord server if you're not able to visit that, you can contact us through one of the links below:

Website (YandereDev Team)

Facebook (YandereDev)

Reddit (YandereDev Team)

Email (YandereDev Team, Alex and myself)

Steam (Alex and I)

Yandere Simulator 2 development log

You'll need to download the game first.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!"

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
I don't like your dog!
He's got a fucking big, long black penis!
It's a fuckin' penis!
I do not want you to touch it!
I do not want you to go anywhere near it!
I need you not touch it!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Don't think, don't think, don't think, they'll believe it!
Don't think it, don't put it!
I'm gonna show you in person! I'm gonna make you feel like you're fucking me!
But you still won't be able to touch any of my tits!​

This is incredible. It's like it already knows the full history of Chris!

 

[RG 448]

Kiwi Farms feels moist

This isn't the first time New Zealand's iconic brand has been accused of being anti-gay

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

"Zeke Von Genbu is a weeb." gave me this:


Edit: I tried insulting it and it got angry at me. It's cool, but it's not cool.

You've reminded me of the old You Don't Know Jack games for Win95. When you got to the final question, you had to type your response.
If you insulted the host at all, he'd ream you out and take a big chunk of your money, effectively fucking you over.He might even have ended the 'show' if you tried it again, or an opponent did but that might be one of the 'tisms ( or

) talking.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

You've reminded me of the old You Don't Know Jack games for Win95. When you got to the final question, you had to type your response.
If you insulted the host at all, he'd ream you out and take a big chunk of your money, effectively fucking you over.He might even have ended the 'show' if you tried it again, or an opponent did but that might be one of the 'tisms ( orView attachment 750182) talking.

I see, well don't worry my man, I insulted it on your behalf so if anyone loses money it would have been me.

Talk to Transformer, Exigent Circumcisions thinks you're a faggot. Don't think I don't realize this. Do not worry." — Transformer, Exigent Circumcisions

Exigent Circumcisions was an anti-gender bathroom right-wing group that made a documentary and later made their documentary about a transgender protester on Women's Right to Know in 2011. The original title for their film was "Where Did the Faggot Go?"

In 2015, as the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in Lawrence vs. Texas to define marriage as the union between a man and a woman, they called out the group in their video, "The U.S. Supreme Court Is Just the Tip of the Transgender Iceberg", a criticism directed primarily toward the Justice Anthony Kennedy, one of the court's two swing vote with Justice Antonin Scalia dead for the next term. Although the video was deleted from YouTube, it is available online (as archived here) in various versions.

Do you happen to have this documentary?

 

[Boxy Brown]

This thing could replace Tom

i'm a woman with a penis who is hoping some dude with a mangina is going to take me in his arms and fuck the shit out of me.
This is going to sound dumb, but this is the first time in our lives when my penis has done anything like this to me. I just feel incredibly uncomfortable and I know there are so many things that can go wrong in that situation, like someone being really close to me and it just goes downhill.
However, what I found was that the thing I was most afraid and scared of was being penetrated in the ass. I mean to put on some type of porn and go down on myself is incredibly bad for your mind. I also know that not everyone wants to watch porn and just having you having sex with yourself does that to you. So the things that scared me the most was that I knew there was going to be a lot of blood and cum dripping out and not knowing where the other half will come from was

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs. I think dogs are pretty fucking funny. I also don't like my dogs eating ice cream . The fact that I'm giving them what amounts to a dog treat makes it hard to explain.
You don't have to be like mine. If you want to indulge your dog in a bit of kitty porn, there are plenty of sites out there for that.
One thing I found odd about the kitty porn that dogs are in, while nice, is that while the dogs can appear in many of these videos, none of them contain actual animals. All of these videos are just photos taken from cameras and posted to YouTube.
So in the future, dogs will be relegated to dog porn for fun. But the day will come when humans will not be allowed to fuck dogs, because they could get AIDS and die from AIDS.

Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs. Yes, dogs. Dogs fucking dogs. And when I saw this scene, I was compelled to shoot this dog. So I did, and I loved it.
Okay, enough of the story. Now that you know what it is, how do you enjoy it? I love that you love to fuck. I'm a fucking dick. I know, I know, but when I look for an anime I prefer to see something of my own making than watch some bullshit trashy shit of mine just to see how I like things done. That's when I really started to enjoy this anime (at least compared to anything I'd seen before) and for that. I don't think I've seen a better dog. You are welcome. (And by the way, I would highly recommend you see this episode. If you haven't, you need to check it out!) This review is written by a dude who likes dogs.

Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs. I like the idea of dogs fucking humans. I'd give a dog a dog's cunt, shit right in her face, and shit a lot more until it was bruised and bleeding. I've never had a dog fuck me, or a human cock, but fuck me I will. All dogs go around with their heads up their asses, and do not fuck other dogs. As far as I'm concerned this will be a positive sign for the breed that they are making their first entry into the industry. This is one way for these dogs to demonstrate to the world that they are not some fucking pukes of a breed.
What I hate about the dog fucking thing is that all the dogs are trying so hard to show that they are not a pucker of a breed and do not fucking like pissing on people's faces . How can I be the only one who likes it (even though I have a hard time believing I like it) how can that be?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire world. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Because if you think so, then I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the National Guards, and I have been involved in countless intelligence operations against dozens of terrorist organizations around the world."

Trevor continued "You're not gonna believe this, are you? A mere three months ago, you were arguing over football and this whole thing was gonna disappear because I'm gonna come home and kill a couple of your co-workers, and this is all just a ruse to get a better job?" he continued "You think this is gonna go

It must have used the original copypasta as training data.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

This app will replace game journalists. It replaces this feature with a feature called "Twitter". Twitter is the internet's version of a real time stream of tweets from the most important people in the history of humanity. To use this feature I installed Twillium - http://www.twillium.com/ - a web-service that allows you to control the app (so far I used Twitter for this purpose). So far the app worked really well. The app uses Google Analytics to provide the following information about the users using that website: User Name

User Agent (Mozilla Thunderbird): 3.5 years old

User Location

Twitter Username

Twitter IP

Twitter Site

Twitter Home Page

Twitter Last Seen Time

Twitter Last Followed Time Since

User Agent (Twitter Thunderbird): 0.1 years old I wanted to be able to monitor my favourite Twitter users and see what they say. So I started to read about twitter from those amazing people and decided to look for something that would

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Well, I had to try it to see if it knew the correct answer, as many of us used to take great delight helping to train AI bots to spew shitposts. Some of you may recall this - and kudos to you if you know the correct answer (you're an old shitposter like me).

penis in ear The reason for this is not clear, but it seems probable that he was performing a pre-coital ritual in preparation for sex with his wife. The man would then have used his penis for stimulation during intercourse.

What is clear is that the penis was used for intercourse at least some of the time in both the first and second centuries CE, most likely from the sixth through the ninth century CE. The phallus was used again in the sixth century. In another famous figure, the Greco-Roman sculpture of Aphrodite, a statue of Aphrodite wearing a phallus (figure 4), is shown in the National Gallery of Art (New York, NY), presumably from the fifth century and early sixth century. Other examples are found on the walls of temples and walls of tombs.

One of the most compelling arguments against the existence of erectile dysfunction in earlier periods is the possibility of pre-coital contact between men and women.

Spoiler: The Correct Response

Penis in ear - dance all night!
That was the first thing we trained every AI to recognize and respond to. This AI seems to string together a bunch of Wiki shit.