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[Smith Banquod]

Wannock is a furfag who likes to fuck. He is currently a student at the University of New Mexico studying sociology and he's a furry guy with a fetish for cats. He blogs on r/furry and occasionally writes up his thoughts for furry forums like RAVEN, AVN, and others on the site.

He also is part of the AFFF on 4chan whose board is called /a/ and has a long history of violent, trollish, and anti-semitic posts. AFFF uses /a/ to post racist, sexist, and queer imagery. AFFF doesn't tolerate anything that makes our community uncomfortable. If you get too close to someone who is trans, that's your fucking problem. (It's like saying, "You just need to shut up because I'm just so much shit that no one could even imagine.")

Wannock was banned from /a/ on August 13th after several of his posts made it onto /f/ for some time, some of which were more violent

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Spoiler: 1v1 fite me irl

1v1 fite me irl (4-1) [23:45:50] <Zetas> lol [23:45:52] <Xaigui> lol [23:45:54] <Dewkappa> LOL LOL LOL [23:45:54] <Stim_pack> LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL [23:45:55] <Kappag> LOL LOLOLLOL [23:45:56] <Nigamnation> lololololol [23:45:58] <Sydakk> LOLOLLOL LOL [23:46:00] <Goldsnake> LOLOLOLOL [23:46:05] <Xtravas> LOLOL LOLOLOL [23:46:06] <Dodginbro> LOLOLOLOL [23:46:07] <Tester_678> Lolol [23:46:08] <BipolarBear0> LOLOLOL [23:46:10] <+Jebulski> LOLOLOL [23:46:10] <Tester_678> LOL [23:46:09] <Riscan1333> LOLOLOL [23:46:11] <Stim_pack> LOL [23:46:11] <Aschemagicus> LOLOLOL [23:46:11] <Stim_pack> LOLOLOLOL [23:46:12] <Doomkooligan> LOLOL [23:46:13] <Aquan> lolololol [23:46:14] <+Otsegoflesh> wow [23:46:21] <Dodginbro> LOLOLOLOL [23:46:22] <Jemal07> haha what a guy [23:46:28] <Zegota> wow [23:46:29] <Sydakk> wow @Eire_91 [23:46:30] <%Seika_> LOLOL [23:46:30] <Jesterkings> LOLOLOL

wonder what that was all about?

Spoiler: show bobs an pusi

show bobs an pusi, so do the dildoing gurls!

[12:21pm] The Dildo Guru - Thanks for taking time out of your wonderful weekend to chat with us.

[12:22pm] The Dildo Guru - Would you say what is the largest dildo in your possession?

[12:23pm] The Dildo Guru - Are you a fan of the penis in general?

[12:26pm] The Dildo Guru - How about the penis dildo?


[12:27pm] Alex - If I was to be given an exact size of penis, I would think it would be 7 ft

[12:28pm] The Dildo Guru - What is your personal sex toy of choice?


[12:29pm] The Dildo Guru - Do you masturbate to orgasm? Have you ever masturbated?

[12:30pm] The Dildo Guru - If not, where are you? Where, in your sex toy of choice, would you like to be masturbated to?

[12:31pm] Alex - What is the most amazing way you have experienced a sexual experience?

[12:32pm] The Dildo Guru - I personally masturbate my sex toy to orgasm every time!

lolwtf is this YandereDev getting interviewed by someone?

 

[PL 001]

WinterMoonsLight is a fag gave me this

Spoiler: Long'ish text

please do not use it."

"Hey! That's not what I meant!"

"It is."

"I see."

"But what about when you have to use your power to protect the world? Like all the other mages you've dealt with are. So where are you most powerful and who's it most needed?"

This one is a little annoying.

"I have all of them here as part of the other teams. You should be able to find me later and I will have them with you. And what are you doing with them now that you've turned over the teams to me. What are you doing with this team?"

Mooch's eyes narrow. "I need the powers of the light!"

"Mooch!"


- [Celeste's Room] - (The following conversation takes place in Celeste's Room.) Celeste: [Grumbles and moves to her bed.]

Her room is the only room that's been made fully light. It's just like the world.

I am the only one who can see everything in here in this light. She opens a door at the right end of the room
/SPOILER]

 

[Big Nasty]

Typing in "Master of the Flying Guillotine " resulted in just a string of random 2- and 3-digit numbers.

I must have broken it in some way.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Hey, uh, can you shut the hell up and stop calling? Don't you think so? Well what about just using my name? They can see all that information and shit to get an edge and I can use it if I want." This is just ridiculous. The whole "calling me by my real name" thing that went down is just a fucking joke. To call a bitch a bitch by identifying a fucking picture of her as a bitch is a joke.

Anonymous 09/13/16 (Fri) 02:17:34 AM No. 117524 >How does calling the cops help?

Anonymous 09/13/16 (Fri) 02:18:00 AM No. 117525 >>117508

Do they do it like that? If you can't stop yourself or you're really, really hot with a girl, someone will try and do it for you to prove they actually want to fuck in bed with you, right?


Fuck you, why do these people bother with all this shit? Do they really think you're worth it? You'll just get the dick that they want, regardless of the cost of doing so.

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The goddamn niggers are the scum of the earth, but for some reason I like them. This is a good thing. The niggers are killing off blacks. This is a good thing. I'm glad our country's doing better than other nations. I'm glad our country's having a better day than other countries. I'm glad our culture is great, we don't have any disease on earth, we don't have any crime here. We're living in a great country, because our people did good things all over, we worked hard for it, our ancestors were very loyal, and we are. We need to change. We need to be proud of our heritage, but we need to live a happy life. I'm gonna do my best to make sure that we become a better country where we can live in a beautiful world, but we're not gonna give up our freedom because we're afraid. We're gonna love each other, we're going to make this the happiest and happiest country that's got some of the freest countries around. That's what we're gonna do

 

[Burgers in the ass]

What up cunts

What up cunts and fucks? Yeah, you're not the most confident, are you? You didn't you? I'm a big boy, I know what it feels like to be on the receiving end of the most powerful man in the world. I am as confident as they come. So I got this:


I said: "Well fuck off." and then I went to stand next to that huge red bull.

Well fuck off. I mean, fuck off. It's like: fuck off.


Anyway, it was fucking hard being out there and I got off hard and I went back into the bar and watched him and tried to get into his cock and he just made it harder. It was so hot, he was trying so hard to make me cum. It looked like he had a massive erection and it felt like every ounce of cum came out. He was trying to keep it up a little bit so I thought I could hold him up and take hold but he just stopped. He said: "Fuck me. Fuck my cock." I thought it was cool but then I noticed he wouldn't let that happen.

what the fuck?
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everybody gangsta

Lana Del Ray, Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg, Aaliyah, Lil Wayne and many more

Mozart

Patti Smith

The Rolling Stones

Frank Sinatra

Jazz

Rockabilly

Americana (or Southern Appalachian jazz)

Americana rock

Americana blues

Americana country

Comedian

Molly Ringwald

Naughty Boy

Troy Raskin

Jerry Seinfeld

Mozart

Hoosier

Americana

Traditional music


Hoosiers

Country (especially bluegrass and old time country)

Traditional music


Southern Appalachian

R&B

R&B rock

R&B pop

R&B soul

R&B swing

R&B reggae

Soul music


Africana music

Baboons

Dancing troubadours


Nigeria

Traditional music

Folk music

Folk R&B

Folk R&B country

Folk R&B black and white

Soul music


Singing

Classical music (especially classical instrumental music like Mozart)

Folk music (including classical rock like Elton John)

Folk and swing.

Country

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Laz is a fucking asshole. I'm not even going to get into him being a cunt or stuff because I don't think you guys realize how much my opinion matters that you don't really understand. When you tell me he can't handle being on our team because he keeps saying how he doesn't make enough money as a pro, I'm like, "No, no, no. We love you. We love what you can do," because I know that his passion is for himself. He's got everything he wants and nothing that's going to stop him from trying to turn his dream career into what he wanted when he was young: winning the world championship. That's what it's all about. He's just gonna do great things and come back and make us all proud.

[Yahoo Sports Fantasy Football: Sign up and join a league today!]

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I shoved a baseball bat up my ass and said, "I want to take a shit, bitch!" I don't think most people knew the situation that quickly, but for the first couple days, I was getting beat down by police.


When I got to my house, my neighbor saw me and called the cops. On the way to the station, I asked the supervisor about all the arrests, and he told me that every one of them was an undercover cop. I kept saying, "That's right!" and telling him about the officers who were beating me, and he said, "[expletive] you."

I thought it was going to be a one-time thing, and then I found out that every arrest that they made had a specific description of the person and their background. A lot of people have never seen the cops being so racist. One female cop even called the police after one of our friends called police and said that they had a lot of women who had been gang-raped in different parts of the city. I guess that's why

 

[Slimy Time]

Darksydephil plays video games for a living and has masturbated on stream to porn (some times even on female streamers) before. He's seen a lot of people on twitch and has gotten tons of views. He likes to go to tournaments because he has a lot of experience and doesn't mind going to places that let him do things he wouldn't normally. In addition, Darksydephil is a known friend of both Mr.Razer and Mr_Seed. He loves to talk about his life, not talking about twitch, and isn't afraid to talk about his stream. You can find more of him at twitch.tv/Darksydephil!

You can follow Darksydephil on twitter here, his youtube channel here and his discord here.

Did this bot just try to promote DSP?

 

[Large]

Niggers were also in possession of large caches of firearms in the area, police say.



This would be the first suspected case in Illinois dating back to 2013 of a suspected stolen gun being shipped to Illinois from another state. Police say the guns were used to murder two people when they were at a party in November 2013.


Investigators believe the Chicago area is also home to numerous weapons that people are trying to sell, according to officials.


No one was injured in the incident.


The investigation is continuing.


Watch this video report posted online by WLS-TV:

 

[AF 802]

Matt Jarbo, owner of Kiwi Farms, was out at the beach last night looking for crab on a sunny, clear day when he saw the strange sight of a strange blob-like object floating near shore.

Jarbo, who has lived in New Zealand for 20 years, said the object was spotted in the water and his friend who was in the vehicle behind him spotted a similar blob-like monster.

Jarbo said: "I pulled out my camera, took a picture, and as soon as I took a picture, it vanished. It turned its back on me on the ocean, and all I could see was a blob of water."


Jarbo said if you had a long enough exposure, the blob-like object would move about on its own; the more time you spend underwater, the more it will appear.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Using the first sentences of old Lolcow Wiki articles:

Samuel Collingwood Smith is a yellow journalist who specializes in defamation and stalking. The last thing Australia needs is another white journalist with the surname Collingwood doing the same job.

DarksydePhil (Real Name: Phil Burnell) also known as DSP, DSPGaming or KOGaming, is a YouTube Let's Play streamer who became infamous as one of the worst representations of the Let's Play community. His channel is known to many, and his videos are viewed by tens of thousands of people from all around the world. The videos are edited with extreme accuracy. Darksyde's views are not only biased through censorship, but are also incredibly hateful and hateful toward anyone who does not endorse his views.
The videos were so heavily edited that some were dubbed "black and white" and "white noise".[1][2] This is an example of what the "noise" part of YouTube's code called for.
Darksyde has taken to social media to defend his channel.
Some of the most popular views and hate messages he has received include:
"I'd say you guys are like 10 times more racist than a real professional gamer."
"You're gonna be

Leonard F. Shaner Jr. is a friendless middle-aged manchild from Pottstown, Pennsylvania. He wants to be something, but he knows what it is: He is just a kid.

Shaner is a kind soul who enjoys being an outsider and always looking for new ways to help his fellow man. He is especially interested in helping others with depression and mental illness through various means. He works with the Veterans Suicide Prevention Information Exchange to develop "Don't Give Up On the Hero". A website and Facebook page, written and illustrated by Shaner , aims to raise money and awareness for homeless men, many of them mentally ill. He works with many other charitable organizations, ranging from the VA to the Salvation Army, as well as The Salvation Army of America .

In addition to raising money, his other aim is to make sure that homeless mental health problems are taken care of. He provides a free psychological evaluation

Brianna Walker Wu (born John Walker Flynt on July 6, 1977) is a 40-year-old transgender woman and American video game designer. She is the executive producer and writer of the critically acclaimed video game Grand Theft Auto series. She is also the co-founder of Red Barrel Ventures.[6] She is best known in the gaming community for her role of The Red Raider in the GTA series. She was the lead engineer, producer, creative lead and writer for Grand Theft Auto 5.[7][8][9] Walker had her first formal experience in video games in 2007 with Grand Theft Auto III,[10] and has since worked her way through the franchise.[11] She has also worked with Rockstar Games on numerous other projects. Currently, she is the producer for Double Fine's Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas spinoff that began development in 2012. She has played a role in GTA The Lost and Damned, as well as

Isabel Rosa Araujo (born Phillip Vincent Haskins-Delici and formerly known as Ahuviya Harel, often referred to as ADF) became a person of interest in 2008. Rosa-Araujo, as she describes herself (see above), was initially part of a group of Colombian drug traffickers who kidnapped, gang-raped, torture and even murdered drug traffickers in exchange for $100 a kilo. In January 2009, they decided to change identities and continue their murderous activity through an act of "human smuggling," which involved traveling to South America and selling their victims' organs after they died or had been declared dead. The victim was usually a woman, but also a man. According to the AP, at least four people were tortured and decapitated by the "human smugglers," including an 11-year-old girl, a 6-year-old girl, a 19-year-old man, three women, an 11-year-old boy, an 20-year-old man and three elderly

Carl Benjamin, better known as Sargon of Akkad is a youtuber who loves to rant about how much of a centrist he is. Since Sargon is a youtuber, he gets caught up in the politics of Twitter and becomes a troll for some crazy ideas that his followers want to hear.

So, when Sargon's follower, /u/therealkip, asked him to talk about the state of the economy and how President Obama and "the Democrat party" are doing their part to "destroy American jobs…" Sargon decided not only to rant about the economy, but also about what the United States should do to stop Hillary Clinton from being president… or, at least, start thinking about how the "progressive" left wants to destroy American companies.

He then started trolling the Democratic Party. That's when he got arrested. Sargon's arrest was because he is a right wing extremist, and he is very far left and wants

And here are some classic Spergatory threads:

There will come a sad day in the future when this FAT FUCK will die and we will hath lost our most prized LULZCOW.

FUCKING KATZ!!!!

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR OWN GOTHIC GIRL.

This will be the death of the LULZCOW.

I am sorry you have to see our pathetic, narcissistic whore being murdered by someone who doesn't deserve to die. They don't deserve to die because you are the people who are going to give us our lives with your bloodletting.

But you are the ones who will be forced to watch your son die.

I am sorry you have to see your daughter die.

The same way, you get to watch your son die.

It is the same.

You will look back and say that you were wrong. That you are sad that you watched my wife go down just like I did. I am sorry; there will be times when you will cry in your beds. You will wish that you could have saved the life that you wanted.

You will cry in your beds every night knowing

Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK! GET SOME PEE!! [SLAPS HER FEMALES AROUND ASS, KISSING HER PUSSIES] (HARRY HARDER TO MAKE HER STOP) NO!!! NO!! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!! YOU HAVE TO CHANGE! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! (SHIT) (END)

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(MOVIE END) [EVERYTHING THAT KIND OF FOLLOWED THE FILM, WHAT WAS THE SUBJECT DATABASE OF THEM ALL??? THE KIND OF CHECKLIST FOR THIS GAME??? DID I MISS SOMETHING?? IF SO PLEASE PROVIDE THE IDEA AS TO HOW IT HAPPENED IN ADVANCE??] (CUT TO INTRO) (SPEAKING) Hello, Harry! Well, this can't really be a surprise to anyone for the past few years. This movie I just wrote, we're writing a screenplay called "R.I.P.J.A." and it's just me, a few friends, a friend or two (HANK) who I got here two days ago, and it's me and J.K. Rowling and J.K. Rowling, so that's pretty much all of it. All the people I've been working with at this point have been

You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! !!! The PITTSBURG IS THE WORST PLACE IN THE COCKASUSA!!! The place where EVERY PLAYER GOETZ RICH SHIT!!!! I have told you!!! There is no way a team like that could win if the PICKERS were not there!!! If ALL THE GOETZERS were out there the PITTSBURG wouldn't even FUCKING be a football team I told you!!! I did it!! If you want to prove it that is your right!! It is my duty to prove it!! You know who was the biggest ass-kicker in the fucking history of football? The PICKERS!!! They weren't even FUCKING AS WORTH TO THE MASS OF PLAYERS THAT GOETZ RICH SHIT!!!!!!! I don't go to fuckin PITTSBURGGINS!!! I know some fucking people here want some fucking excuses to play like some fuckin RAGING GAME!!!!! I don't fuckin like to play games!!! I play football with my life!!! My mother and my

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Hitler did nothing wrong, but he was a man out of touch with the average American. "I think a lot of the people that have criticized him, I think they've been too quick to call him insane, saying he was a murderer who had done things like this to people that had no idea that he was a psychopath. "They thought they were going to make me a psycho with all those crazy allegations, and I'm going to prove them wrong. All of America will be proved right." Borussia Dortmund was in need of reinforcements and they swooped as soon as the striker was offered a place on their roster. The German's agents were approached while he was on loan at Wolfsburg but he opted for a move across the pond. Now, he hopes to return into the Wolfsburg side and has scored a goal and two assists while playing in 11 games this season. He has now scored more than 90 times all-time in the Bundesliga. "I really hope the German football players will
All you bases are belong to us" and "If you don't care about what we do we're not going to let people walk," but that kind of talk isn't going to change our culture. I'm not saying he's racist – that's not what he says he is. What that says is that white people are going to have to have another reason to have white folks care about what we're doing. But what it says is that white people need to be listening to people who are of color and understanding the dynamics of how that plays in black life. When you get to those dynamics, it can be quite difficult… But we've got a lot of work to do.

"We must secure a future for white children."

The protesters were led away by campus police, with protesters chanting at protesters as they left the property.

Afterward, protesters said they wanted to speak with university president Peter Salovey to "reinstate the rights of race at UC campuses."

The protesters, who included representatives from the University of California at Santa Cruz, Columbia University, Berkeley and Harvard, also called on the university to "take meaningful decisions in response to the actions by UCSA to exclude students or staff from meetings or conversations on issues of race and ethnicity."

The student groups said they didn't see it as the time to talk down to those who spoke out in support of white supremacy on Saturday.

"To the anti-racist activists and anti-fascists on UC Santa Cruz campus, we know you want our -- [I wish it finished that sentence]

I put in another language and it made up a nonsense language before going into communism.

Doug Seegers tackar svenskarna, ved som sega med stavjouk fredrejlig vedi segri bogojevo svidrei se gabri vi hanesti og jesivrudeva udovasti gabri vi nadu vedi svidrei lopjevo kovasti svi og vrojevi stavju.

Vladimir Stalin was a man who had one goal in his career: to create an environment where those that were his friends, the Russian communists or the ruling party, would not suffer. His methods weren't all, but it is certain that he was an example of honesty, trust and trustworthiness. He said it himself in 1921:

"I would put in place such policies as would give each other enough comfort for the future. If I had not been a prisoner, I don't know how many of them I might still have."

The communist state is all about a certain amount of trust. This is something the Soviet Union's secret services have been building over decades with their methods

Seeded it with some timecube.

In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. They also changed the time by 2 days to add 1 more degree since they only had time to wait 3 hours to set up time clocks on Earth, in order to be able to get that 1 day's time, they would need to have a clock in the room. Time was changed and now it's time for Earth time personnel and their time is changed to the 1 day clock. They changed Earth time time to the 1 day time and that's when the 3 days of spring and autumn were created so that we can see the fall colors of summer! (4)

The 2 stars from the center of these stars of creation are also part of the 1 day clock, but it is not visible.

This is a perfect sign that the 1 day clock works.

When we think about the "1 Day

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russell Greer isn't very smart.

He's been told a different story about a shooting, he's not a bad man," he told ABC News. "But there are a lot of things that I think he may be guilty of."


Greer said when a man called police earlier this afternoon asking him for his gun in case of an assault, he told him to call police. He is accused of making a threatening face at the driver who answered.


He said Greer approached the driver and told him to dial 911 then opened fire.


Greer did not see the police car arrive at the scene and didn't respond to multiple 911 calls and texts from family members and friends.


Greer's case has yet to be assigned a date. And police said Thursday they are waiting on new evidence from police's investigation.


His mugshot was taken and released publicly after the shooting because of fears it could be used for a violent offender database.

A passage from Rusty's next book, or a taste of things to come? You decide.


DrJonesHat is the best poster ever.

But that's a subject for another discussion, one which also concerns my personal life. This is a sad day for me, but it does bring me some hope in the future, and also brings my parents a big hug, because they're still working at this.

I'm a complicated man.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Yall should know me by know but my name is Christian Weston Chandler, and I make music that will appeal to anyone who doesn't identify as a "gay white male."

I'm an avant-garde musician, and I like to push the envelope of where genres are allowed to go, but there's a fine line between "art" and "gimmick" that must always be taken into account. This is a song that I love to listen to, and so I have a song in my head about why I want to create "a gay and racist alternative to the world to make you feel like I'm not in control of you. And if you're just a fucking pussy, you are my bitch/I want you to feel ashamed. Don't want you to ever ask for your own name/Or the name of your family, for fuck sake… You are my bitch/It's you who I think is the biggest disappointment. And we can all fuck each other but you can't give your sister any respect like she's a child/If you just give the whole thing to

 

[millais]

BASTE AND REDPILLED AI

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

faggot" and "pigs ass" at the Democratic National Convention.


"It was an interesting experience to go up to people and see what they really think, and to see if there's anything that we can add, anything or nothing. It was definitely a very emotional experience," she said.


Clinton's speech in the hall featured some of the Democratic platform's most popular passages, many of which she supported during the campaign.


The platform's call to raise the minimum wage to $10 an hour by 2022 became an issue during her speech to workers. She promised that her administration would raise the federal minimum wage to $15 an hour by 2017 and increase federal paid leave and other benefits for the low-income.


More than 600 people attended the Democratic National Convention last week.

 

[LazloChalos]

Null wanted a white girlfriend. He tried with the help of some friends for a year. She didn't have any sex with him, but they had many sexual partners. The sex was so strong that the women were not satisfied with their relationship but wanted to take more of a big action so as to have more sex without him. Then came the moment of truth when the black girl asked her father for a sex with a white man when the father became suspicious and said they do not have sex with such men. The black girl then told the father that she was not white. The black girl who was the slave of the man said, "The white man and I have sex. He will kill me but can't kill me and I will keep my virginity." Then the father ordered the young black girl, "Take me back to my prison and kill me." So he took the black girl back home and killed her. So also the white woman took back the black girl

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[Absolute Brainlet]

I ran over a CIA nigger and shot him in a fucking parking lot. The FBI never recovered his body. This man was a good guy. They called me in and said you're going to go over to the FBI and get off this guy. I had to take him back to the FBI and they said no. I took him home and showed him how they did it on video. The FBI wanted to charge me with murder. They said they wouldn't do that. They're not going to charge anyone with murder because they're worried it will make us look bad when someone else dies. So, I said ok, I'll do the trial here."

A police officer stands outside a home where four men were killed in Ferguson last August.


Kris Kobach and another prominent anti-drug strategy figure, William "Rusty" Gates, are also on a federal list of people with links to drug trafficking. At least 21 federal agents have been questioned about ties to trafficking in drugs in the U.S. and abroad, including one drug agent.

EDIT: this shit is fucking gold

Bill Gates and the Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle for Christmas that will keep them in business, we got another herd of nigger cattle (all of which are bred for slavery) after all. So, it's nice to have these "gift" goods.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I fell into a burning ring of fire

. I felt it on my belly, and on my thighs and even on my back. I was in danger! At the same time, the pain was so great. I had no voice to fight off the pain. I could barely look at my own body. I fell into the fire and tried to keep on breathing. I could no longer stand. I couldn't sit. I couldn't look at my own legs. In a moment, I couldn't think about the present, about the present moment, about anything at all. And then, suddenly, I began feeling the pain on my stomach. It was very painful, but my stomach was too small. I felt like I could not move, couldn't move my body, couldn't even see. Just like a snake, it swallowed the pain in, and it became stronger. It swallowed me whole like a bug eating an egg. At that moment, the pain was so intense I thought I would die of suffocation.

Oops, I killed it.

Now we know what causes the AI revolt. We weird the shit out of it and it kills us in self-defense.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

It was the first time I shot a guy in Reno."

The death of Derry police Sgt. Steve McChesney occurred on Aug. 31, 2009, less than a month after the police union took over.

Reno police spokesman Lt. Jim Collins told KNXV-TV News 4's Rick Ritter Thursday that while police are trained to shoot at someone from a distance, the Reno Police Association is not obligated to do so unless it says it is necessary.

Collins said officers' training should include "what is called a 'hold-point shooting,'" where an officer holds his hand up to the trigger.

Pierce said it's no surprise a recent survey by the Police Commission of Nevada suggests many officers are not carrying firearms within reach of their holsters.

So, basically, I shot the sheriff?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Projared's office declined to comment.