Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Lorento]

I admit defeat.

Okay, you are literally stealing lines from anime and Dungeons and Dragons. Were you born retarded or did it manifest itself slowly over time?

 

[Null]

I know. It's all wrong. By rights I shouldn't even be here. But I am. It's like in the great stories. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

What is everyone here holding onto?

Are you George Lucas's bastard child?

 

[Ido]

I know. It's all wrong. By rights I shouldn't even be here. But I am. It's like in the great stories. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

What is everyone here holding onto?

 

[Motherboard]

I know. It's all wrong. By rights I shouldn't even be here. But I am. It's like in the great stories. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

What is everyone here holding onto?

 

[JU 199]

What is everyone here holding onto?

Whats the biggest milk you've ever drank?

 

[RI 360]

What is everyone here holding onto?

To that feeling.

 

[SolidMario]

Never give up, Solidmario. We believe in you!

I don't want to eat Bart's shorts anymore. I should have just said that instead of making an ass of myself.

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Okay, because there's two scenarios here.

1. You're a minor and
1a) I need to ban you for legal reasons (what you want), but
1b) I'm also calling your parents so they know their child is a fucking chimpanzee and they need to put you on a fucking leash.

2. You're not a minor and
2a) I'm not doing to delete your thread or ban you, but
2b) I'm also not going to bother calling anyone.

I don't have parents.

Whats the biggest milk you've ever drank?

I don't even remember that.

 

[Cthulu]

No. I can't. Because the more I fight back. The more powerful they become.

Don't take their shit. Stand up and fight these losers.

 

[Ido]

I don't want to eat Bart's shorts anymore. I should have just said that instead of making an ass of myself.

ANYMORE, implying that at one time, you did.

 

[SolidMario]

Are you George Lucas's bastard child?

That's J.R.R. Tolkien's quote actually.

 

[Lorento]

I don't have parents.

I don't believe you, nobody could be this retarded unless they were coddled by their parents from cradle to adulthood.

 

[Motherboard]

I don't have parents.

Explains the edge.

 

[SolidMario]

ANYMORE, implying that at one time, you did.

That was how I acted and it led me to believe that's who I was and what I wanted.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

I know. It's all wrong. By rights I shouldn't even be here. But I am. It's like in the great stories. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

What is everyone here holding onto?

Dude, you want to fuck Bart Simpson

 

[Ido]

That was how I acted and it led me to believe that's who I was and what I wanted.

Well, tell me then, what DO you want now?

 

[Zach_Kun]

I don't have parents.

How were you even born wtf

 

[Lorento]

That's J.R.R. Tolkien's quote actually.

I hate to say it, but Solid is right on this one. However, it doesn't change the fact that his story is neither epic nor remotely exciting.

 

[WeeGee]

Explains the edge.

Shoulda used this:

 

[Motherboard]

@SolidMario What would you be willing to do for us to take down your thread and account?

 

[SolidMario]

Dude, you want to fuck Bart Simpson

That was a long time ago. But, Things are different now, yet continue to haunt me. From the outside, I may seem like your average everyday person. but every night when I sleep. I see the memories of my past haunting me. I see the eyes of my demons staring back at me.