Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Quijibo69]

I think he's 27 actually. According to this, he was born on August 15 or August 16.
https://www.facebook.com/ryan.s.loomis/posts/10152805632026902 (http://archive.is/0kUlx)

He likes 9 Gag, that explains everything!

 

[RK 672]

It's the 16th.

https://www.facebook.com/ryan.s.loomis/posts/10151033633546902 (http://archive.is/fvRaR)

 

[Calooby]

more like skidouche

 

[Cthulu]

Just who is he talking to, since Darth is banned?

EDIT: Me, apparently, since I've been threadbanning him from every thread he looks at before he gets the chance to post.

lmao post caps

 

[Coldgrip]

eid Soahcthard eid

Lol bart-rape sock is dead.

 

[RK 672]

Hey Ryan, is your number still 785-317-4133? Caller ID says Diana L*****.

https://www.facebook.com/ryan.s.loomis/posts/10152580488966902 (http://archive.is/i424V)

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

Solidmario said: "I carry an old Bart Simpson doll everywhere with me in my backpack, it is crusted over with semen after years of masturbating to it. It is the sole possession I have left of my girlfriend, she bought it for me knowing what a fan I am of the show. She left after she saw the cartoon child porn of my computer, throwing up after seeing Bart fucked by my own father. Called me a monster, and I know she is right. When I am scared and I am sure nobody is looking I start to sniff and suck the doll sometimes in public. The smell and taste, while bitter, are very comforting. It reminds me of that awful slut. It is her fault, she bought me the fucking doll, what did she expect would happen?! If I ever see her again... I swear... I get hard thinking of killing her, slitting her throat like a fish, saving Bart from her, and then running away with him, from his awful parents Homer and Marge. I'd be his new father. I can't let people know about the doll because it is a public safety hazard, nobody can know it has been in the kitchen of Panera Bread."

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

Hey Ryan, is your number still 785-317-4133? Caller ID says Diana L*****.

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https://www.facebook.com/ryan.s.loomis/posts/10152580488966902 (http://archive.is/i424V)

Facebook Messenger connects the number to him, seems like you've got a winner.

 

[Quijibo69]

Hey Ryan, is your number still 785-317-4133? Caller ID says Diana L*****.

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https://www.facebook.com/ryan.s.loomis/posts/10152580488966902 (http://archive.is/i424V)

This is the kind of bowling he likes:

 

[Jacquetta]

Congrats, @SolidMario, you wanted attention and now you're about to get all the ween attention you can possibly handle.

(also so much for "my mom will never find out I'm a deviant sicko, she's not online", huh buddy.)

 

[RK 672]

Congrats, @SolidMario, you wanted attention and now you're about to get all the ween attention you can possibly handle.

(also so much for "my mom will never find out I'm a deviant sicko, she's not online", huh buddy.)

She has a Facebook. It's not linked to his and they aren't friends, but if you search you'll find it. She seems relatively normal compared to him and has a job where she's on the road frequently.

 

[Jacquetta]

She has a Facebook. It's not linked to his and they aren't friends, but if you search you'll find it. She seems relatively normal compared to him and has a job where she's on the road frequently.

I figured he was lying because who the fuck isn't online at all in this day and age, but it's nice to get some confirmation.

At this rate he's gonna need a list of his lies on the Wiki article!

 

[WeeGee]

I figured he was lying because who the fuck isn't online at all in this day and age, but it's nice to get some confirmation.

At this rate he's gonna need a list of his lies on the Wiki article!

I'm editing it right now, any suggestions or references I may have overlooked?

 

[Jacquetta]

I'm editing it right now, any suggestions or references I may have overlooked?

Guessing you've got the "we're all roommates" and "we're French and on vacation in East Bumblefuck, Kansas" thing? Because that and the "Solid is upset, I'm gonna go comfort him and actually just switch socks!" thing are all I can think of right now apart from the mom lie.

EDIT: Oh wait! His emails to Null where he was trying to pretend those accounts both weren't him, then Null called him out and he replied with "oh shit".

 

[Calooby]

Don't look at me. I'm not calling him. I think I get a plenty enough lulz from him on here as it is.

 

[Conrix]

Don't look at me. I'm not calling him. I think I get a plenty enough lulz from him on here as it is.

lol all you have to do is say @SolidMario is a pedo and he'll cry about it.

Also, @SolidMario is a degenerate pedophile who faps to Bart Simpson and lies about his mom.

 

[WeeGee]

This whole ride has been like a drug, I want off but too addicted.

 

[microwave purrito]

Every time I see that this thread as suddenly jumped 50+ pages I know I'm in for a treat. It's like a bizarre autistic sitcom.

@SolidMario shine on you ridiculous Bart-diddling diamond, shine on.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

The wrastlin' videos were, unfortunately, not him.

 

[Calooby]

If people are going to call him, I think this goes without saying, use a Bart Simpson soundboard if one exists.