Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

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Who is on top when DarthChaos and Solidmario share a bed?

  • Solidmario

    Votes: 12 5.0%

  • DarthChaos

    Votes: 20 8.3%

  • SHARING A BED IS NORMAL IN EUROPE OK

    Votes: 69 28.5%

  • WOW GAY

    Votes: 141 58.3%
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SolidMario said:
It was a years long quest, a truly Herculean task, but it was one that had to be completed so as I could fool myself into ever thinking I could die in peace. I needed a mate, a woman pure to produce my offspring, to give me my own Bart. I had to only reproduce with the woman who could manufacture a replica as closest to possible in the show’s Bart, in both looks and personality. I had concluded long ago that if I had failed, if the child was defective, if he said “Don’t have a cow man!” in the wrong fashion, if his hair was not as spiky, if he hated orange shirts and cherry bombs, if he told anybody want I did to him in bed every night, I would have to kill my son and start over again. These fears soon vanished as at long last I found her, the woman to call my own, my very own Marge. We married, she quickly charmed by my wit and physique and soon the child was upon his way. There was nothing more she wanted than a child. I suggested the name Bart, she was confused for a second. “What, like the cartoon?” “No,” I replied, “it was the name of my late homosexual grandfather.” It was his erotic actions upon me that made me so attracted to the yellow youth on the television. Time pasted, blessings were given by friends and family, and all was well. The cycle would continue. Until she found my computer. I had been out at the bar, and arrived home to blood upon the wall from her wrists and a note, but her body was nowhere to be found. A few days, later I received a text from her, it was a photograph of the fetus laid upon the cool earth, bloody and features hardly recognizable. But I knew that it was the one, and that I could never make another so perfect. Oh course she had ran; she was to selfish for suicide. She had to mock me, to remind me she was still out there, that somebody knew and could come for me any second. She wanted to see me suffer. A few days later, another email, this time a new medical record. She had gotten a tubal ligation.

I’ve gained a lot of weight, eating solely stale donuts and warm beer. I only watch The Simpsons, fast forwarding through scenes that don’t feature Bart. The photo of what should’ve been mine is my screensaver. Sometimes I masturbate to it and cry.
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I could've swore someone said he got fired. Anyway, I guess this means I'm done restraining my cock?
 
Calooby said:
You need to just give up. Since I am a nice assrapist, I will allow you to well lube yourself up in advance. I'm telling you man, this pedophilia is all on you. You said it all, people are going to know you said it, it's over.
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There is no pedophilia. I will never stop until people understand the truth!
 
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