Poor baby probably just feels startled by Solidmario.

Maybe this is just a tragic tale of an autist fighting for their imaginary love interest over the internet. Like the OnyxForepaw furry girl who was obsessed with the Disney(?) dog Bolt. She was ready to slit the throats of other autists / furries that drew their own OC with Bolt, simply because she was a delusional furry / internet autist. (Who wants to fuck a dog anyway? My tiny brain will never get that.)
So Mr. / Ms. Anonymous, do you have an imaginary and underage love interest aka Bart Simpson? I’m dying to know. Please entertain... I mean please enlighten us, dear.