Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

Who is on top when DarthChaos and Solidmario share a bed?

  • Solidmario

    Votes: 12 5.0%
  • DarthChaos

    Votes: 20 8.3%
  • SHARING A BED IS NORMAL IN EUROPE OK

    Votes: 69 28.5%
  • WOW GAY

    Votes: 141 58.3%

  • Total voters
    242
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@SolidMario We all know what you want deep down, you can stop denying it in front of us. We aren't judging you for being weird, we're judging you for acting like a tard about it.
 
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Okay, I seriously need to rethink my life.

Maybe now you're getting it. Stop acting like a tard, we move on. Sockpuppets, more weird as fan art that tips people off to you being up to old tricks, and coming to the farms and editing quotes, FEED the fire. You stop doing all of those things, no one talks about you any more.
 
One time, I had the privilege of meeting Bart's voice actor, Nancy Cartwright, at a Simpsons convention. She even did impressions for the fans, including Bart. I did not care if she was a grown woman hearing that voice gave me a large boner. I am not allowed to see her again after asking her if she could talk like Bart would if a full-grown man's penis was inside of his mouth.
 
I, I, I love Bart Simpson
He makes me feel so good
I love Bart Simpson
He makes me feel so bad

When he's around
He makes me feel like I'm the only guy in town
I love Bart Simpson
He makes me feel so good

He doesn't care about my one-way mirror
Well, he's not frightened by my autistic exterior

He doesn't ask me questions
He doesn't want to scold me
He doesn't look for answers
He just wants to hold me

Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?
Oh, oh

I, I, I love Bart Simpson
He makes me feel so good
I love Bart Simpson
He makes me feel so bad

When he's around
He makes me feel like I'm the only guy in town
I love Bart Simpson
He makes me feel so good

He doesn't care about my inclinations
He's not disgusted by my revelations

Uh oh (uh oh), take a second (take a second)
Uh oh (uh oh), it's a mistake (it's a mistake)
Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)
Uh oh (uh oh), Bart Simpson was just too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little

Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?
Oh, oh

And I don't care, what people say
And I don't care, what people think
And I don't care, how we look
Walking down the street

He makes me feel so
I love Bart Simpson

He doesn't care about my one-way mirror
Well, he doesn't care about my autistic exterior

He doesn't (he doesn't) ask me questions (ask me questions)
He doesn't (he doesn't) want to scold me (want to scold me)
He doesn't (he doesn't) look for answers (look for answers)
He just (he just) wants to hold me (wants to hold me)

Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)
Uh oh (uh oh), Bart Simpson was just too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little
Too little!

Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?
Oh, oh
I, I, I love Bart Simpson
He makes me feel so good
I love Bart Simpson
He makes me feel so bad

When he's around
He makes me feel like I'm the only guy in town
I love (I love) Bart Simpson
He makes me feel so good
I love
 
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