Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[bonanus]

I made an account hoping I can convince everyone to stop laughing at me. But all I did was add fuel to the fire and make it bigger.

no shit.

now do us a solid and answer this, do you really have to care about this? i get it bart fucker, you want us to stop laughing at your bullshit but it'll only stop if you stop replying yourself, you know.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You can


I'm not that Ryan Loomis. There is another.

I find that somehow hard to believe.

 

[Mungo]

I made an account hoping I can convince everyone to stop laughing at me. But all I did was add fuel to the fire and make it bigger.

Why make the account in the first place? This is a community of people dedicated to mocking people's actions on the internet.

I'll say what other people have implied: There's no real rationality here, nor is this some internet hate machine bullshit.

I'll talk to you, if you like, over PM. Many of us'll talk. You just didn't have to, and still don't have to, be as public as this.

 

[MrMercury]

I made an account hoping I can convince everyone to stop laughing at me. But all I did was add fuel to the fire and make it bigger.

Well, you got the right idea. Again, you are more than welcome to talk about your situation and get some direction from us, or you can leave. You have the option of doing literally anything else, and this problem will (eventually) solve itself.

 

[Lurkette]

Dude. Just stop lol. All you're doing by replying is moving your thread to the top of the page and adding more content. If you leave well enough alone we'll forget about you. I mean, you're thread was going to be deleted before you started shit.

 

[Motherboard]

I made an account hoping I can convince everyone to stop laughing at me. But all I did was add fuel to the fire and make it bigger.

Listen man, I'm actually feeling a bit bad for you now. My advice is click the X in the corner of the window, take a breather, and don't come back here. If you have to come back at some point and maybe you've changed for the better, perhaps you'll end up like some other verified dude on this site.

 

[SolidMario]

Look everyone. All I can say about everything, from my Bart fantasies to the shit I've caused here. All I can say is I'm sorry.

 

[Cthulu]

to the shit I've caused here

lol no shit was caused here. This is our daily cycle.

 

[Motherboard]

Look everyone. All I can say about everything, from my Bart fantasies to the shit I've caused here. All I can say is I'm sorry.

Honestly man, just chill. Compared to half the other cows on here, and don't take this the wrong way, you're a forgettable one.

 

[Mungo]

Look everyone. All I can say about everything, from my Bart fantasies to the shit I've caused here. All I can say is I'm sorry.

And you've said it. Like other people have said, you're not that bad, compared to the other cows we look at.

If you really want to do yourself a favor, leave here and never come back.

 

[SolidMario]

Honestly man, just chill. Compared to half the other cows on here, and don't take this the wrong way, you're a forgettable one.

I just wish I had found something better to do with my life than obsess over Bart Simpson.

 

[Cthulu]

I just wish I had found something better to do with my life than obsess over Bart Simpson.

Like we've said there are worse fetishes. You could want to fuck a Mylar balloon.

 

[Lurkman]

I just wish I had found something better to do with my life than obsess over Bart Simpson.

Then just find something! Do something with your life, forget about Bart Simpson, look towards other things, thats what people normally do when they want to focus their life on something else.

 

[SolidMario]

And you've said it. Like other people have said, you're not that bad, compared to the other cows we look at.

If you really want to do yourself a favor, leave here and never come back.

Okay. If that's what it takes. I'll do it.

I'm gonna learn how to be a real man, improve upon myself as a person, and get a real life.

 

[Mungo]

I just wish I had found something better to do with my life than obsess over Bart Simpson.

So do it! Find a passion! Look for something else to work for!

 

[Lurkette]

Look everyone. All I can say about everything, from my Bart fantasies to the shit I've caused here. All I can say is I'm sorry.

You're giving yourself too much credit. No shit was started beyond a good round of laughs.

Please, for your own sake, stop replying. Accept the fact that some people will keep laughing at you and move on. You're being way too dramatic, this is a site where exceptional people laugh at other exceptional people, not some holy judgement hall.

EDIT: Good for you! Forget about this site and go live your life.

 

[Motherboard]

Like we've said there are worse fetishes. You could want to fuck a Mylar balloon.

Or be Locria in his entirety.

 

[Lurkman]

Okay. If that's what it takes. I'll do it.

I'm gonna learn how to be a real man, improve upon myself as a person, and get a real life.

Most people that have to announce it usually never do it.

Now if you excuse me, I will go on to buy Microsoft and create the newest and greatest line of Operating Systems.

 

[Ido]

I just wish I had found something better to do with my life than obsess over Bart Simpson.

Well, then go out and try to change that. Sitting here on kf will offer you nothing, I can't say what will open doors for you, but if you want to be an actor then go out and take a shit ton more acting classes, do something to improve, pretty much what I'm saying is leave.

 

[SolidMario]

You're giving yourself too much credit. No shit was started beyond a good round of laughs.

Please, for your own sake, stop replying. Accept the fact that some people will keep laughing at you and move on. You're being way too dramatic, this is a site where exceptional people laugh at other exceptional people, not some holy judgement hall.

I will keep that in mind.