Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Optimus Prime]

I just wish I had found something better to do with my life than obsess over Bart Simpson.

You could always decide to go find something to do that isn't obsessing over a cartoon character. The action of doing something else is in its own right 'something better to do' more or less.

 

[Mungo]

Go! Just go!

You can get out of this! It starts the moment you leave here! Just leave!

 

[Lurkette]

Okay. If that's what it takes. I'll do it.

I'm gonna learn how to be a real man, improve upon myself as a person, and get a real life.

Go! Just go!

You can get out of this! It starts the moment you leave here! Just leave!

Go out and party for all I care
Just go live your life and don't worry what some fucktards on the internet have to say
Unless you're a pedo or doing something really heinous
Then maybe listen to them a little
But otherwise stay cool dude

 

[JU 199]

@SolidMario Yes, just leave. When you have time go for a walk. Find a hobby that isn't Bart Simpson.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

@SolidMario Yes, just leave. When you have time go for a walk. Find a hobby that isn't Bart Simpson.

What about movies? Like the Simpsons movie where they show Bart's penis?
'Member Bart's penis?

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

[GALLERY=media, 2553]Solidusdmario by BadaBadaBoom posted Sep 25, 2016 at 2:13 PM[/GALLERY]

 

[SP 199]

Lol all you faggots trying to get him to quit.

He's not going to listen to you. We're here to laugh at these idiots remember.

 

[SolidMario]

What about movies? Like the Simpsons movie where they show Bart's penis?
'Member Bart's penis?

Okay, I did not need to be reminded of that.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Okay, I did not need to be reminded of that.

How about you take a vacation? Thailand's got plenty of tiny, yellow penises for you to enjoy.

 

[Mungo]

Okay, I did not need to be reminded of that.

Don't even look! Just go!

 

[SolidMario]

Thanks everyone. For helping me see the errors of my ways.

How about you take a vacation? Thailand's got plenty of tiny, yellow penises for you to enjoy.

Uh, no thanks. I think I've had enough of them. Thanks very much, all the same.

 

[r00]

Uh, no thanks. I think I've had enough of them. Thanks very much, all the same.

Seriously. what is wrong with you? You fucking love this attention, dont you.

 

[Lurkette]

[GALLERY=media, 2553]Solidusdmario by BadaBadaBoom posted Sep 25, 2016 at 2:13 PM[/GALLERY]

*dabs eyes with handkerchief*

They grow up so fast

Lol all you faggots trying to get him to quit.

He's not going to listen to you. We're here to laugh at these idiots remember.

No see this way we either have a glorious tale of redemption OR a glorious tale of "I fucking told you so"

 

[Lurkman]

What about movies? Like the Simpsons movie where they show Bart's penis?
'Member Bart's penis?

Fuck off

Seriously. what is wrong with you? You fucking love this attention, dont you.

You too

 

[MagneticTowels]

Uh, no thanks. I think I've had enough of them. Thanks very much, all the same.

So you've broken your Bart addiction?

 

[SolidMario]

So you've broken your Bart addiction?

Pretty much. I just pray to god it stays that way.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Uh, no thanks. I think I've had enough of them. Thanks very much, all the same.

OK. See you tomorrow.

 

[JU 199]

@SolidMario I think you should look at @Connor Bible's thread. Telling us you're gonna leave and improve as a person has to actually happen.

 

[Lurkman]

Pretty much. I just pray to god it stays that way.

If you are being seriously religious on this, I advise you don't even try to bring god into this matter.

Maybe thank him if you focus more on him rather than Bart and thats made you see the error of your ways, but just move past Bart entirely.

 

[SolidMario]

If you are being seriously religious on this, I advise you don't even try to bring god into this matter.

Maybe thank him if you focus more on him rather than Bart and thats made you see the error of your ways, but just move past Bart entirely.

Uh, yeah. Good advice. I'll be sure to remember that. Thanks.