Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[SolidMario]

It's for the best.

We're not gonna have any problems here, are we? I'm trying to avoid problems.

 

[Zach_Kun]

They're just friends. No big deal.

I don't have a blow-up doll, and I don't fuck things. Not even Bart Simpson.

 

[HY 140]

We're not gonna have any problems here, are we? I'm trying to avoid problems.

well why do you keep coming here? your just gonna get yourself into more trouble

 

[Coldgrip]

There's nothing sexual going on in my Bart and Fry pictures. I was just showing Fry trying to comfort Bart as a friend. But, apparently I did it wrong. It wasn't meant to be some freakish pairing.

Except that we have evidence of your attraction to Bart and as @Zach_Kun pointed out, they're in the same bed together. We know you're old enough to know the implications of what an image like that means.

 

[SolidMario]

And you're being insensitively rude. I'm trying to be the nice guy here.

 

[Zach_Kun]

And you're being insensitively rude. I'm trying to be the nice guy here.

Ok fine I'll try not to be mean. Why exactly are you here then? What are you trying to prove?

 

[SolidMario]

Except that we have evidence of your attraction to Bart and as @Zach_Kun pointed out, they're in the same bed together. We know you're old enough to know the implications of what an image like that means.

Evidence schmevidence. It doesn't matter that they're in the same bed.

Ok fine I'll try not to be mean. Why exactly are you here then? What are you trying to prove?

To prove that I'm different than I was years ago. Maybe even better.

 

[Ido]

To prove that I'm different than I was years ago. Maybe even better.

See, and I'm not trying to be mean here, if you were a changed man you wouldn't be arguing the same exact way you did a year ago. So we have a reason to be skeptical, but in what ways do you believe you've matured in over the year?

 

[SolidMario]

See, and I'm not trying to be mean here, if you were a changed man you wouldn't be arguing the same exact way you did a year ago. So we have a reason to be skeptical, but in what ways do you believe you've matured in over the year?

Learning how to keep my cool when things haven't gone according to plan for one. And look, being a changed man is no easy task.

 

[Zach_Kun]

earning how to keep my cool when things haven't gone according to plan for one.

Ever since you last left here, you've done nothing but sperging on deviantart about us on your socks. You haven't "kept your cool", you're obsessed with us.

 

[Coldgrip]

Evidence schmevidence. It doesn't matter that they're in the same bed.

Yes it does. You can't just hand wave evidence because it proves you wrong, that makes you look delusional and even guiltier than before. So answer me, you were old enough to know what the implications of those two in bed mean and were aware of the context yet you still think you can lie about it to us. Why do you not admit your wrongdoing and that you are sick?

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

Okay, here's a different question: if your 'friends' aren't sockpuppet accounts, @SolidMario, then how did you meet them? A Bart Simpson fan club on DA?

 

[SolidMario]

Ever since you last left here, you've done nothing but sperging on deviantart about us on your socks. You haven't "kept your cool", you're obsessed with us.

Those aren't my accounts.

And I'm obsessed with you all, you say? Well, pot kettle black.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

To prove that I'm different than I was years ago. Maybe even better.

How the hell is coming on here going to prove that you're different than you were years ago? Because you're explaining yourself (rather poorly)? Please just stop. You're just digging yourself deeper and deeper.

 

[Korin]

Learning how to keep my cool when things haven't gone according to plan for one. And look, being a changed man is no easy task.

There's been people here with threads who have actually stopped responding and gave up on their lolcow behaviour, you're not one of them, Bart fucker.

 

[Ido]

Learning how to keep my cool when things haven't gone according to plan for one. And look, being a changed man is no easy task.

I get that changing ones self isn't easy, but you've had over a year and the stupid little sex joke I made earlier was enough to rile you up.

And I'm obsessed with you all, you say? Well, pot kettle black.

See the thing is we don't really try to hide our fascination with weird individuals, if it wasn't with you our interests would be in another cow. You entertain us, that's it. You're pissed that we give you "bad" attention, so you give us attention and we get even more entertainment. That's how this works.

 

[SolidMario]

Yes it does. You can't just hand wave evidence because it proves you wrong, that makes you look delusional and even guiltier than before. So answer me, you were old enough to know what the implications of those two in bed mean and were aware of the context yet you still think you can lie about it to us. Why do you not admit your wrongdoing and that you are sick?

I'm not lying about it. I was not aware of any pedo context people would see in it. Sometimes high school or college students let their little siblings sleep with them if they're scared or something.

 

[Ido]

Sometimes high school or college students let their little siblings sleep with them if they're scared or something.

SIBLINGS! Fry and Bart are not siblings, nor are they related.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I'm not lying about it. I was not aware of any pedo context people would see in it. Sometimes high school or college students let their little siblings sleep with them if they're scared or something.

But Bart and Fry aren't siblings...

They don't even know each other...

Semi Ninja'd

 

[SolidMario]

you're not one of them, Bart fucker.

See, the use of the term Bart Fucker is what really getting on my nerves. Would you please stop calling me that?

But Bart and Fry aren't siblings...

They don't even know each other...

It's called having an imagination. Ever heard of it. And no, not biological siblings, but the way I would see, they look up to each other like that.

So, there.