Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Funnybone]

which simpsons character are you LEAST sexually attracted to?

 

[SolidMario]

Solid why do you want to jack off to your mom??

No, I said I'd jack of to Korin's mom. So....

which simpsons character are you most sexually attracted to?

Frankly, good sir. I don't give a damn.

 

[Postal Dude]

You should stop saying you'll fuck his mom then tbh

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Playing buried treasure are we?

Yeah, you play it with Bart's anus all day.

 

[Coldgrip]

Just being general outcasts

1)Did you ever ask why they were outcasts? DA is a pretty mixed community and you'd have to do something incredibly vile to become an outcast there.

2)Please do not threaten users here, @A Hot Potato was merely trying to give you some good advice, do not be rude and kindly apologize to them. While you're at that, please apologize to Christine (Chris) Weston-Chandler, she sometimes reads these threads and we do not want her to be offended by random people insulting her.

3)Let's change the subject a bit, something unrelated. Do you drink (alcohol)? If so what are your preferred beverages?

 

[BaissaTheSinger]

I'd fuck my dad if he was Bart Simpson.

 

[Quijibo69]

Another thread theme song:

 

[SolidMario]

Yeah, I play it with Goku's anus all day. You'd never dare with Bart.

I'd fuck my dad if he was Bart Simpson. But solidmario wouldn't fuck anyone.

 

[Funnybone]

can't sleep. SolidMario will rape me.

 

[Korin]

Fuck, i'm laughing so hard

@SolidMario never change

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

I slept with a friend in the same bed once and he caught me masturbating to some Simpsons comics. I had to smother him to death with a pillow to keep my dark secret from the outside world. I am a murderer, but I do not regret it. I would most certainly kill again for Bart.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Is @SolidMario trolling in a really retarded manner or something?

 

[BaissaTheSinger]

I was only nine years old. I loved Bart so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Bart every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Bart is love", I would say, "Bart is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Bart. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Bart. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Eat my shorts". He grabs me with his powerful hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Bart. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Bart. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Bart. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Bart looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Have a cow, man". Bart leaves through my window. Bart is love. Bart is life.

 

[m0rnutz]

Everyone knows Snake and Luigi are the better couple

 

[Funnybone]

Is @SolidMario trolling in a really exceptional manner or something?

he's owning everyone with his master edits ok just let him have this

 

[Korin]

Is @SolidMario trolling in a really exceptional manner or something?

I wish he was for his own sake but it's probably just :autism:

 

[Randall Fragg]

He's not really stupid. He may noy have a really high IQ, but it's not lower than everyone else.

Of course. Your IQ is in the 1st percentile.

 

[Zach_Kun]

No, I said I'd jack off to my mom

 

[Kinkshamer]

I always miss the fun stuff.

 

[Korin]

@SolidMario come back and fight against us dang dirty trolls.